If Trump Tweeted my Vegas Trip Report
March 28th, 2017 at 8:30:07 AM
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Day 1 - FRIDAY
Worked all day, Driving to Airport with Mrs Q, booked with Southwest
Freq Flier points, not miserable failing Frontier or Spirit, #FAKEAIRLINES ! ! !
SWA oversold by one, got nice $ 560 future trips voucher, #ART of the
DEAL!!! Mrs. Q flying to Vegas, driving back home will catch flight
tomorrow.
Day 2 - SATURDAY
Dropped dogs off, #YORKIEPOO, driving to Airport deja all vu over
again!
Aisle seat, whoop whoop !!!
Stewardess lady my age, SAD. But full figured, NICE.
Watching ESPN 30 for 30 on flight, Olympic Ice skating scandal
ALERT breaking news!!! Terrorism. Nancy HOT, Tonya NOT!!!
Update. ESPN show #FAKENEWS. "Documentary"
Stewardess lady spills a little water on keyboard. No problem,
I say it's a issued company laptop, they have lots more, no harm
done. Free drink ? Don't mind if I do!!!
Decided to take BELL TRANS shuttle to Planet Hollywood.
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. Taking forever. #NEVER-EVER-AGAIN.
Strip closed on Saturday afternoon due to bus shooting.
Walking from MONTE CARLO to PLANET HOLLYWOOD,
closest driver would take me.
Thank goodness Mrs Q had my suitcase from yesterday.
#BELL-TRANS-SHUTTLE-SUX big league, SAD.
PH Room could use some renovations. Nutty Professor
memorabilia in room a #TOTALJOKE. Not funny and
SO SAD.
Chicken wings, beer & NCAA B-ball at Diamond Lounge.
Mrs. Q makes me try on shoes at Miracle Mile shops.
Not worth arguing about. I don't want shoes. Doesn't
matter. #BUY AMERICAN
Day 3 - SUNDAY
ELLIS ISLAND for steak breakfast, many #LEGAL immigrants
processed at this very site back in the day. AMAZING.
Long day, 2500 Tier Credits to get 5000 Bonus to get back
to TR Diamond Level. Finished up with 2 quad Aces on
8/5 Bonus Poker to stay even. NOT SAD.
Saw Tenors of Rock at Harrah's (2nd time). Apparently
these singers were BREXITED. Low attendance, but
#GREAT SHOW. @Recommended...
Day 4 - MONDAY
Excellent run of luck on FPDW at PALMS. Mrs. Q and I switch
machines after my 2nd quad deuces, stares in disbelief when I
get my 3rd of the morning. #CRAZY-LUCKY...
$ 5 movie day at PALMS theatres. Except for SONY pictures.
ILLEGAL PRICE FIXING??? Saw LIFE anyway. Big cast. Great picture
along lines of orig ALIENS. Cheaper entertainment than gambling.
Checked in at M-Life for annual Vegas vacation offer. Pinnacle
tier matched me when I still had Diamond, M-Life just tier
matched my Pinnacle to PEARL level. #LOVING IT....
Used myVegas redemption for ARIA Buffet. Good crab legs,
GREAT baked salmon, mediocre service.
Day 5 - TUESDAY
Up Early. Mrs. Q still snoozing. Writing Trip Report. May head
to PALMS for 100 point breakfast buffet and Slot tourney.
#FRUGAL-at-HEART.
More to follow as trip unfolds.
Worked all day, Driving to Airport with Mrs Q, booked with Southwest
Freq Flier points, not miserable failing Frontier or Spirit, #FAKEAIRLINES ! ! !
SWA oversold by one, got nice $ 560 future trips voucher, #ART of the
DEAL!!! Mrs. Q flying to Vegas, driving back home will catch flight
tomorrow.
Day 2 - SATURDAY
Dropped dogs off, #YORKIEPOO, driving to Airport deja all vu over
again!
Aisle seat, whoop whoop !!!
Stewardess lady my age, SAD. But full figured, NICE.
Watching ESPN 30 for 30 on flight, Olympic Ice skating scandal
ALERT breaking news!!! Terrorism. Nancy HOT, Tonya NOT!!!
Update. ESPN show #FAKENEWS. "Documentary"
Stewardess lady spills a little water on keyboard. No problem,
I say it's a issued company laptop, they have lots more, no harm
done. Free drink ? Don't mind if I do!!!
Decided to take BELL TRANS shuttle to Planet Hollywood.
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. Taking forever. #NEVER-EVER-AGAIN.
Strip closed on Saturday afternoon due to bus shooting.
Walking from MONTE CARLO to PLANET HOLLYWOOD,
closest driver would take me.
Thank goodness Mrs Q had my suitcase from yesterday.
#BELL-TRANS-SHUTTLE-SUX big league, SAD.
PH Room could use some renovations. Nutty Professor
memorabilia in room a #TOTALJOKE. Not funny and
SO SAD.
Chicken wings, beer & NCAA B-ball at Diamond Lounge.
Mrs. Q makes me try on shoes at Miracle Mile shops.
Not worth arguing about. I don't want shoes. Doesn't
matter. #BUY AMERICAN
Day 3 - SUNDAY
ELLIS ISLAND for steak breakfast, many #LEGAL immigrants
processed at this very site back in the day. AMAZING.
Long day, 2500 Tier Credits to get 5000 Bonus to get back
to TR Diamond Level. Finished up with 2 quad Aces on
8/5 Bonus Poker to stay even. NOT SAD.
Saw Tenors of Rock at Harrah's (2nd time). Apparently
these singers were BREXITED. Low attendance, but
#GREAT SHOW. @Recommended...
Day 4 - MONDAY
Excellent run of luck on FPDW at PALMS. Mrs. Q and I switch
machines after my 2nd quad deuces, stares in disbelief when I
get my 3rd of the morning. #CRAZY-LUCKY...
$ 5 movie day at PALMS theatres. Except for SONY pictures.
ILLEGAL PRICE FIXING??? Saw LIFE anyway. Big cast. Great picture
along lines of orig ALIENS. Cheaper entertainment than gambling.
Checked in at M-Life for annual Vegas vacation offer. Pinnacle
tier matched me when I still had Diamond, M-Life just tier
matched my Pinnacle to PEARL level. #LOVING IT....
Used myVegas redemption for ARIA Buffet. Good crab legs,
GREAT baked salmon, mediocre service.
Day 5 - TUESDAY
Up Early. Mrs. Q still snoozing. Writing Trip Report. May head
to PALMS for 100 point breakfast buffet and Slot tourney.
#FRUGAL-at-HEART.
More to follow as trip unfolds.
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
March 28th, 2017 at 8:33:09 AM
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Quote: JohnnyQ
Day 3 - SUNDAY
ELLIS ISLAND for steak breakfast, many #LEGAL immigrants
processed at this very site back in the day. AMAZING.
^ This made me laugh out loud.
March 28th, 2017 at 8:41:18 AM
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Statue missing!!! Clinton Foundation involved!!! JEFF SESSIONS
great american AG will investigate ASAP. #LADY LIBERTY AWOL.
great american AG will investigate ASAP. #LADY LIBERTY AWOL.
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
March 28th, 2017 at 8:49:55 AM
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Good Trip. Sony charging more for movie? SAD. They are way overrated anyway. Suggest spare time best spent building wall at Taco El Gordo. #THEY WILL PAY FOR IT!
March 28th, 2017 at 8:50:00 AM
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FALSE ALARM. I found it. I can see it from my Hotel room.
Moved to in front of a casino. No media reports on that.
SAD, #FAKE NEWS.
Moved to in front of a casino. No media reports on that.
SAD, #FAKE NEWS.
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
March 28th, 2017 at 9:12:47 AM
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lol this is definitely a genius format to do your trip report... couldn't stop hearing trumps voice and laughing.
Sounds like a great trip! Diamond lounge wings/drinks/ncaa, movie, diamond points, three quad deuces!!! What's next?
Sounds like a great trip! Diamond lounge wings/drinks/ncaa, movie, diamond points, three quad deuces!!! What's next?
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
March 28th, 2017 at 9:17:49 AM
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Quote: JohnnyQStatue missing!!! Clinton Foundation involved!!! JEFF SESSIONS
great american AG will investigate ASAP. #LADY LIBERTY AWOL.
The last time it went missing, David Copperfield was seen in the vicinity...and isn't he across the street from NYNY now?
March 28th, 2017 at 11:39:18 AM
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#NotMyTripReport
Casinos are not your friends, they want your money. But so does Disneyland.
And there is no chance in hell that you will go to Disneyland and come back with more money than you went with.
- AxelWolf and Mickeycrimm
March 28th, 2017 at 1:32:11 PM
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How many hours were you playing on FPDW to get 3 2222's? (Recently, I hit 4 2222's within 2,000 hands [not FPDW], which is a tad on the lucky side I reckon.)
I can see why you went with the Trump-style of tweeting for your report, they have so much in common: honesty, winning, and great writing style. Well done.
I can see why you went with the Trump-style of tweeting for your report, they have so much in common: honesty, winning, and great writing style. Well done.
March 28th, 2017 at 10:24:41 PM
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Great stuff! Sorry you got boned by the shuttle and the shooting aftermath. We stopped taking shuttles years ago because they are usually a pain. That day, I think you were screwed regardless though.
And 3 quad deuces in one morning at quarters? I can only dream. My inner Trump would say Deuces is so rigged.
4 or more Deuces in 2000 hands of Airport/NSUD will happen in about 1 in 1660 sessions of that length.
And 3 quad deuces in one morning at quarters? I can only dream. My inner Trump would say Deuces is so rigged.
4 or more Deuces in 2000 hands of Airport/NSUD will happen in about 1 in 1660 sessions of that length.
