February 19th, 2017 at 6:29:59 PM
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Any machine where the minimum bet exceeds the listed denomination. Example, a 1¢ machine with a minimum bet of 50¢ is a 50¢ machine, not a 1¢ machine.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
February 20th, 2017 at 5:10:13 PM
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Convoluted 15 minute stories just to say, "I bet that something would happen but then it didn't happen. "
February 20th, 2017 at 5:29:49 PM
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Person sits next to you at a slot. Lights a cigarette. Takes one puff. Proceeds to hold the cigarette in the hand closest to you while playing slot for next 10 minutes while staring at the screen like a zombie. Cigarette gradually burns down to the filter leaving 3 inches of gravity defying ash. Person notices ex-cigarette, puts it out, lights another,takes one puff.
Rinse. Repeat.
Rinse. Repeat.
February 20th, 2017 at 5:35:53 PM
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Quote: sabrePerson sits next to you at a slot. Lights a cigarette. Takes one puff. Proceeds to hold the cigarette in the hand closest to you while playing slot for next 10 minutes while staring at the screen like a zombie. Cigarette gradually burns down to the filter leaving 3 inches of gravity defying ash. Person notices ex-cigarette, puts it out, lights another,takes one puff.
Rinse. Repeat.
A roommate in college would only smoke the first few puffs of a cigarette, claiming the first few puffs are the healthy ones and it gets less healthy the more of it you smoke.
February 20th, 2017 at 6:00:38 PM
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He's an idiot, the entire thing is healthy.Quote: RSA roommate in college would only smoke the first few puffs of a cigarette, claiming the first few puffs are the healthy ones and it gets less healthy the more of it you smoke.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪