truthful casino slogans
January 10th, 2016 at 8:43:15 PM
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I figure we can use a thread for people to post their favorite casino slogans. Most casinos have a difficult advertising dilemma. They need to convince people they are going to most likely win when they are really going to most likely lose.
Some of these slogans can be funny or downright painful. I figured I would start with my favorite.
Sugarhouse Casino - Philly loves a winner!
It's perfect because while highly misleading, there is no fear of accusing Sugarhouse of false advertising. I am quite sure that the CITY OF PHILLY does love a winner. Notice the casino, Sugarhouse, never states that they love a winner.
Feel free to add your favorite ones below, everyone.
Some of these slogans can be funny or downright painful. I figured I would start with my favorite.
Sugarhouse Casino - Philly loves a winner!
It's perfect because while highly misleading, there is no fear of accusing Sugarhouse of false advertising. I am quite sure that the CITY OF PHILLY does love a winner. Notice the casino, Sugarhouse, never states that they love a winner.
Feel free to add your favorite ones below, everyone.
For Whom the bus tolls; The bus tolls for thee
January 11th, 2016 at 6:46:56 AM
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Cache Creek (somewhere between San Francisco and Sacramento) - You know Cache Creek is where the cash flows
(of course it does - just not in the direction you are hoping for)
(of course it does - just not in the direction you are hoping for)
January 11th, 2016 at 7:00:13 AM
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What's worse is at sugar house every time a jackpot is it it plays something along with that slogan.... It basically implies everyOne else there is a loser,,,, however from a marketing perspective the my have a really really great logo
No longer hiring, don’t ask because I won’t hire you either
January 11th, 2016 at 7:09:46 AM
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Not sure it's been used yet:
'Come throw a couple bucks in a huge pile of cash, then just roll around in the pile'
'Come throw a couple bucks in a huge pile of cash, then just roll around in the pile'
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
January 11th, 2016 at 7:26:55 AM
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Hmmmm hey 2f that confirms it- I don't speak your language at all/ did I miss the lol after that one? Or were you serious?
No longer hiring, don’t ask because I won’t hire you either
January 11th, 2016 at 8:11:41 AM
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Hmmmm
<edit> 4th edit , Apparently you do.....;-)
<edit> 5th edit, The original reply flirted with a suspension. The first couple of edits flirted with thermonuclear reaction.
You have a nice day ;-)
<edit> 4th edit , Apparently you do.....;-)
<edit> 5th edit, The original reply flirted with a suspension. The first couple of edits flirted with thermonuclear reaction.
You have a nice day ;-)
Last edited by: TwoFeathersATL on Jan 11, 2016
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
January 11th, 2016 at 1:09:55 PM
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I remember lots of dealers/inspectors wishing me lots of luck - I guess they also meant bad luck as they never said good luck!Quote: ThatDonGuy...where the cash flows (of course it does - just not in the direction you are hoping for)
January 11th, 2016 at 6:06:50 PM
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Isle casino chain uses "Play more, be happy!" Should not be allowed as it is actually quite the opposite for non AP players. Insulting.
January 11th, 2016 at 6:09:25 PM
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Nothing the isle does is top notch- they do not have a single top tier property nor do they hire top notch staff,
No longer hiring, don’t ask because I won’t hire you either
January 11th, 2016 at 6:18:28 PM
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Truthful casino slogans is an oxymoron.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
January 11th, 2016 at 6:35:06 PM
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Loved the old Trump Castle jingle in the 80's. When AC was packed all the time it was along the lines of " Come and stay, get away from the crowds at the bay....Trump Castle Hotel & Casino
It was truthful because they never was a crowd at the castle, later called the Marina.
It was truthful because they never was a crowd at the castle, later called the Marina.
January 11th, 2016 at 8:09:59 PM
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Not a slogan, but the Riverside has a bar called the Loser's Lounge.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
January 11th, 2016 at 9:40:03 PM
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Quote: WizardofnothingNothing the isle does is top notch- they do not have a single top tier property nor do they hire top notch staff,
I found the customer service at Lady Luck Nemacolin to be better than that at any Non-Vegas casino I've ever been to. That said, most of their properties do suck.
TRUTHFUL SLOGANS:
Oh, and, "The One, The Only, The Meadows," it's really a bit haughty of a slogan for the place. True enough, though, only casino called that.
Wheeling Island is also, "Where Winners Play," most of the people playing at Wheeling Island are not winners there or anywhere else. But, as long as more than one person that has played there is a winner, it's a true statement.
Mountaineer's used to be, "We'll leave the slots on for you." Well, yeah, why wouldn't you? Actually, they came up with that when the WV casinos no longer had to close for a few hours every night, parlors and bars still had to, though. It basically just meant, "We're open 24/7," but simply making the slogan, "We're open 24/7," would be slightly less stupid, in my opinion. True statement, though.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
January 11th, 2016 at 9:47:13 PM
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A truthful slogan is...
"Only losers wanted."
"Only losers wanted."
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
January 12th, 2016 at 2:44:59 AM
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it is/was actually a club.Quote: WizardNot a slogan, but the Riverside has a bar called the Loser's Lounge.
Doesn't one of the state line casino say something like.... last chance to get your money back?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
January 12th, 2016 at 7:38:53 AM
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"Get even before leaving"
San Manuel had a strange slogan for a while "You are here." These monopolies don't really need marketing, do they? People are going to be packed in there anyway.
San Manuel had a strange slogan for a while "You are here." These monopolies don't really need marketing, do they? People are going to be packed in there anyway.
100% risk of ruin
January 12th, 2016 at 5:24:13 PM
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Wildhorse Resort and Casino has the phrase "The Northwest's Highest Paying Casino" emblazoned on their chips. I find that rather bold of them.
Casinos are not your friends, they want your money. But so does Disneyland.
And there is no chance in hell that you will go to Disneyland and come back with more money than you went with.
- AxelWolf and Mickeycrimm
January 15th, 2016 at 11:37:16 PM
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Quote: cf1984Isle casino chain uses "Play more, be happy!" Should not be allowed as it is actually quite the opposite for non AP players. Insulting.
Yep that's the one I was going to mention. Such a cheesy slogan.
Quote: WizardNot a slogan, but the Riverside has a bar called the Loser's Lounge.
MGM Grand renamed one of its bars Loser's (apparently after the bar with the same name in Nashville). And with 6/5 Bonus and 7/5 DDB at the quarter level, they're trying to live up to the name!
