Random Hilarity from Yahoo Answers: Copy/Paste
A: Your cat is going to die. People who can't afford to pay for vet bills shouldn't have pets.
A: If your cat truly has a broken neck he is going to die a horrible slow and painful death unless you get him to the vet right now.
A: What you are now doing could be (depending on how long your kitty has been injured) considered animal cruelty.
Asker's Comment: I swung the door open and hit the cat and it flew s few feet. Thank you for the advice.
Q: Are black people really..real? mean i see them on the tele..but i have also seen bugs bunny get shot by the ginger about 20 times..how is he still alive?! wtfh
A: Black people are real. Bugs Bunny is not real. Get a life.
A: "black" people are humans
Q: Anne Frank: In hell for eternity?
Since Anne Frank and many Jewish Holocaust victims didn't accept Jesus Christ as their "Personal Lord and Savior", as that is the only way to receive "salvation", does that mean the 6,000,000 Jewish Holocaust victims are burning in Hell being tortured by demons to this very second alongside with Albert Einstein, Gandhi, and many more Jewish victims?
A: According to Christian believes, yes, Anne Frank is in Hell.
Quote: DieterWhat? No "how is babby formed / how girl get pragnent"?
Hasn't made my list of favorites. I still laugh about the cat one, my absolute favorite, and I read it over a year ago. Here's some honorable mentions.
Q: Is there a possible way to get away with murder?
What about this: You know plastic gloves make no dna shown, if you kill someone, wear plastic gloves, go with someone else's clothes, right after the kill, take a long shower. Barry the weapon deep under ground, burn the gloves.
A: Ok, first problem is that your even contemplating this subject.
A: You can get away with murder by asphyxiating someone with a plastic bag over the head. Theirs no blood or a murder weapon, hardly any evidence for a convinction before a grand jury. You can also set someone on fire; this way the body will be too burned to recover any finger prints or hairs. Get some gas, dump it on him, light a match, and run like hell.
A: actually i know of 3 ways to get away with it but i wont share that with anyone
Q: DOES GOD H8 POST-OP trannsexuals?
If there is one? I dont think so, I think that how they were sposta be!
A: I don't know about God, but I sure do!
A: God hates everyone.
A: Well, God is kind of busy, running the universe and stuff. I think he has an excuse if he makes a mistake here or there.
Quote: JB
ahahahahahahaha. I love that song too!!!
Same with iTunes store apps reviews. Everyone just rages.
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Quote: tsmithThere is nothing funnier than the reviews for Haribo sugarless gummi bears .
wow, is this satire?
Some people had somewhat the same reaction to Olestra, which was a fat substitute used in potato chips, which Lay's noted on their packaging as "could cause anal leakage".
Definitely embellished, but very hilarious! Definitely never eating those Gummi Bears!
Quote: odiousgambitQuote: tsmithThere is nothing funnier than the reviews for Haribo sugarless gummi bears .
wow, is this satire?
I've heard enough non-internet confirmations to reasonably believe that these incidents are plausible.
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Quote: JB
I like that the question has been resolved. I've read everything here, and I liked this one, but nothing beats someone inquiring about a good home remedy to fix a broken neck as a cat moan's in paralyzed agony.
