My grievance: my boss made me remove my Festivus Pole. 😠
My boy George here says you couldn't smooth a silk shirt if you had a hot date.Quote: AZDuffmanHappy Festivus 2014, all. Let the airing of grievances begin!
Quote: onenickelmiracleMy boy George here says you couldn't smooth a silk shirt if you had a hot date.
You still listen to Boy George?
Get me a hot date and I'll smooth it, please hook me up with Erin Burnett or Lori from "Shark Tank" to get me really motivated.
I guess I should air a grievance by now.
Ford Motor Company, will you please bring out a Ranger sized like the 1980s but with comforts of today for those of us wanting something rationally sized?
Fox News, why on earth can I not subscribe to you ala carte? If you think I am paying $1K a year for cable to see fair and balanced news, think again. I will make to with online and RT streaming.
To the fish-n-chips place nearby, put in a double door so I can eat there without wind blowing in this time of year, because there are a dozen other places I can go on the same block.
More if I think of them.
Quote: AZDuffmanFord Motor Company, will you please bring out a Ranger sized like the 1980s but with comforts of today for those of us wanting something rationally sized?
Mildly cringing at the thought of a 2017 Ranchero
Quote: DieterMildly cringing at the thought of a 2017 Ranchero
Mid 80s to late 1990s small pick-ups were a valid alternative to a subcompact car. Instead of an unused back seat you had a bed to haul in from time to time. With some of the projects I do and plan to do I would love to have something easy to park and easy onm gas for all the drives to various counties but can throw things in back of.
Quote: DieterMildly cringing at the thought of a 2017 Ranchero
Mildly aroused at the thought of a 2017 Ranchero.
And then GM would have to bring back the El Camino.
And then Fiat Dodge would have to follow suit.
And of course they'd have to fit one with a Hellcat.
And of course it would rot within 5 years.
So by 2022, I could find a Hellcat in a junkyard for like $700 and can finally build the mid engine Chevette sleeper I've always wanted! =D
Designers were told to weld spare body parts together and see what happened.
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Mid 80s to late 1990s small pick-ups were a valid alternative to a subcompact car. Instead of an unused back seat you had a bed to haul in from time to time. With some of the projects I do and plan to do I would love to have something easy to park and easy onm gas for all the drives to various counties but can throw things in back of.
Subaru Baja, man!
I've never driven one of these, but I am 100% behind pre-'05 Sube's. Had a '93 Legacy and it was, hands down, the best car I've ever driven.
If that doesn't tickle your fancy, then pick a car you like and let's do this! You can turn anything into a truck, and I'd not mind giving it a shot. A Honda Accord pick em up seems like it would meet all of your criteria. Hell, it would meet most of mine. Actually... I might be getting some real keen ideas right now...
http://imgur.com/NPSnZP9 (for some reason I couldn't get direct link to work)
Back on topic...guess I'll air my admittedly first-world-problem grievance against my employer, for scheduling me to work 11 days straight through Christmas and New Year's without so much as a dime of holiday bonus pay.
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If that doesn't tickle your fancy, then pick a car you like and let's do this! You can turn anything into a truck, and I'd not mind giving it a shot. A Honda Accord pick em up seems like it would meet all of your criteria. Hell, it would meet most of mine. Actually... I might be getting some real keen ideas right now...
How about an old Demon?
This is more what I was thinking, it need not have V-8, just base it on a Focus.
These guys did what GM couldn't do. Price is high.
Quote: AZDuffmanHow about an old Demon?
This is more what I was thinking, it need not have V-8, just base it on a Focus.
A Ute? It's basically a Commodore which is basically a GTO. So in the end, you still have a full sized car with a whopping V8. No easier to park, and mileage similar to my terrible VORTEC. Granted, it handles much better than a 1500, and damn, but it has some power. But it's not filling the gap you described. It's not a "small truck", it's a "sports truck". I'd classify it in the same group as the Dodge Ram SRT10 or Ford Lightning, although with much better handling.
If I didn't have the race car, I'd totally turn a tuner into a truck. A Civic/Accord would easily haul a bit of wood or an ATV, no problem. You couldn't haul a full load of bricks, but who does that more than once a decade anyways? I just don't think there's an engine/tranny combination in a 4 banger arrangement that could handle towing 3,500lbs, otherwise I'd be starting this project 30 minutes ago and be on my way to waving my 19mpg goodbye =(
Quote: DRichThis is the best pickup I ever had.
HE'S LYING!
Quote: AZDuffmanQuote: DRichThis is the best pickup I ever had.
HE'S LYING!
LOL! I was just about to praise him!
I miss those 4 banger jap boxes from the 80s and 90s. Spent a lot of my Senior year in a Datsun 720. So terrible I loved it. I suppose you could put, I dunno, a few discarded beer cans in the back, but I wouldn't go much further than that. My 190lb dirtbike reduced it to first gear at any semblance of an incline XD
Ahhh... memories <3
Quote: Face
A Ute? It's basically a Commodore which is basically a GTO. So in the end, you still have a full sized car with a whopping V8. No easier to park, and mileage similar to my terrible VORTEC. Granted, it handles much better than a 1500, and damn, but it has some power. But it's not filling the gap you described. It's not a "small truck", it's a "sports truck". I'd classify it in the same group as the Dodge Ram SRT10 or Ford Lightning, although with much better handling.
It has to handle better than any truck, and it is IMHO proof of concept that you can make something that size into a truck.
Quote:If I didn't have the race car, I'd totally turn a tuner into a truck. A Civic/Accord would easily haul a bit of wood or an ATV, no problem. You couldn't haul a full load of bricks, but who does that more than once a decade anyways? I just don't think there's an engine/tranny combination in a 4 banger arrangement that could handle towing 3,500lbs, otherwise I'd be starting this project 30 minutes ago and be on my way to waving my 19mpg goodbye =(
That is a lot to tow. I just want to pull the occasional utility trailer for when I get offered free furniture or appliances from people I know. Also if I get into beekeeping in a big way the next few years. Stuff like that.
Maybe I should drop my Accent off next year after I trade up and turn you loose?
Quote: FaceQuote: AZDuffmanQuote: DRichThis is the best pickup I ever had.
HE'S LYING!
LOL! I was just about to praise him!
I miss those 4 banger jap boxes from the 80s and 90s. Spent a lot of my Senior year in a Datsun 720. So terrible I loved it. I suppose you could put, I dunno, a few discarded beer cans in the back, but I wouldn't go much further than that. My 190lb dirtbike reduced it to first gear at any semblance of an incline XD
Ahhh... memories <3
They have tightened up the Chicken Tax such that you will not see a rice-burner pick-up again in this lifetime. Back then I would not even look at imports. Today I just wish someone would bring back a truck I could LUV.
Quote: AZDuffmanQuote: DRichThis is the best pickup I ever had.
HE'S LYING!
Nope, really. That thing just ran and ran and ran. No maintenance issues. i think it had about 225k miles on it when I sold it eight years ago. I still see the guy driving it around town today. I only sold it because I bought a boat and it couldn't pull it.
Quote: DRichQuote: AZDuffmanQuote: DRichThis is the best pickup I ever had.
HE'S LYING!
Nope, really. That thing just ran and ran and ran. No maintenance issues. i think it had about 225k miles on it when I sold it eight years ago. I still see the guy driving it around town today. I only sold it because I bought a boat and it couldn't pull it.
Come on, Joe!
Vegemite sucks!!! It tastes like the raw crude oil that washes up on the beaches around Santa Barbara. How can Australians eat this black goo?
Quote: WizardGetting back to the Airing of Grievances, here is mine.
Vegemite sucks!!! It tastes like the raw crude oil that washes up on the beaches around Santa Barbara. How can Australians eat this black goo?
There is such a HUGE difference in taste buds, huh? To me, it tastes like salty pot roast perfectly carmellized for that rich, beefy burst of flavor. A little goes a LONG way; just the barest of scrapings on buttered bread is great; spread like peanut butter, it's toxic and overwhelming.
My Festivus gripe is that my family is all over the place; Colorado, Missouri, Florida, Minnesota, and we're not going to see each other at all this holiday season. Makes things a bit hollow as Christmas approaches.
Or, if Festivus is meant to be trivial gripes, the damned sugar ants are back around the sink.
1) Local Car Dealership radio ad says "$6000 off ANY SELECT new KIA in stock" which is clearly worded carefully to make you come in before you realize the emphasis is on "SELECT" and not "ANY".
2) Some idiot spills water on the linoleum floor at the resort we are staying at (Florida, not Vegas), doesn't say anything, and sure enough I find it by slipping and falling. I think I pulled something along my rib cage, it hurts but not so much as to ruin the vacation. But I can't sleep on that side at night.
to the powers for a bonafied Festivus miracle
and one was granted.
Quote: EvenBobI've been reinstated from my exile. I appealed
to the powers for a bonafied Festivus miracle
and one was granted.
Today EB is reinstated, tomorrow clemency for Pete Rose!
Quote: EvenBobI've been reinstated from my exile. I appealed
to the powers for a bonafied Festivus miracle
and one was granted.
Your punishment was just changed to having to eat a piece of Vegemite toast. BBB can advise on the proper preparation.
Quote: JohnnyQHere's a couple:
1) Local Car Dealership radio ad says "$6000 off ANY SELECT new KIA in stock" which is clearly worded carefully to make you come in before you realize the emphasis is on "SELECT" and not "ANY".
2) Some idiot spills water on the linoleum floor at the resort we are staying at (Florida, not Vegas), doesn't say anything, and sure enough I find it by slipping and falling. I think I pulled something along my rib cage, it hurts but not so much as to ruin the vacation. But I can't sleep on that side at night.
Slip and fall? Better call Saul.
Quote: WizardYour punishment was just changed to having to eat a piece of Vegemite toast. BBB can advise on the proper preparation.
Please waterboard me instead.
I actually didn't think it was that bad. The thing is, you don't just slather it on your toast. You put a thin layer of vegemite, then butter on top. At least that's how the Australians I was with told me to do it (I'm sure it varies based on where you grew up, family traditions, etc.). In that context, it just added a bit of saltiness.
This year I take a table=top pole to the office!
Quote: AZDuffmanHAPPY FESTIVUS 2024!
This year I take a table=top pole to the office!
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It is 2024, you still go to an office?
Quote: DRichQuote: AZDuffmanHAPPY FESTIVUS 2024!
This year I take a table=top pole to the office!
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It is 2024, you still go to an office?
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Have to. Dealing with physical stuff.
Reality is most people need to. Until you learn your job over a couple years.
Quote: EvenBobStill compiling my list of grievances. Stay tuned
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I have a lot of complaints and you people are gonna hear about it.
Quote: EvenBobStill compiling my list of grievances. Stay tuned
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I think today's weather makes the list.
Big fluffy snow is lovely, unless I have places to go.
Quote: WizardHappy Festivus 2024! It actually is today (Dec 23). In honor of the day, I will allow grievances against me until midnight my time.
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You hardly ever post unicycle videos anymore. In fact you never do. Is it because you've fallen on your head too many times?
Quote: WizardHappy Festivus 2024! It actually is today (Dec 23). In honor of the day, I will allow grievances against me until midnight my time.
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Yes, it is today. Formerly this day was "Christmas Eve Eve" at least when I was a kid. For the first time this year I put up a desktop Festivus pole at my office. Some people loved it some said nothing. Nobody seemed to hate it. So that is a net positive.
My grievance to you? Best I can do is using the term "6:5 Blackjack." Please help make a stand and call it "6:5 21." It's useless as it will soon be 11:10 at this rate, but I do not want you to think I ignored if I do not say something, lol
My dad has been on a nostalgic candy binge lately, and the other day he asked me to buy some Snaps. I looked online and finally found the ALC website only to learn that ALC put Snaps on hiatus in 2009, and has only made them sporadically since then.
Dog Hand
https://shop.americanlicorice.com/collections/snaps-candy
Quote: EvenBobI was going to have the Feats of Strength but then I saw the Amazon driver bringing a 30 lb bag of cat food from his van up an extremely steep hill from the road by my house in the snow, running up the hill with the bag like it weighed nothing. He dropped it on the deck and I said to him that he must have the strength of 10 men. He said not really, he's 21 years old and works out all the time. I'm 75 and never work out so you can forget the Feats of Strength. Sigh..
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I get 48 pound bags of cat litter delivered and I expect that will soon cause my fourth hernia surgery.
Quote: DogHandMy grievance is directed towards the American Licorice Company: why did you discontinue making Snaps???
My dad has been on a nostalgic candy binge lately, and the other day he asked me to buy some Snaps. I looked online and finally found the ALC website only to learn that ALC put Snaps on hiatus in 2009, and has only made them sporadically since then.
Dog Hand
https://shop.americanlicorice.com/collections/snaps-candy
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Never heard of Snaps. I just looked them up and don;t even recognize them. Were they a regional candy? I love licorice. About once a year I will buy some Red Vines or some Good'n Plentys.
Quote: DRichQuote: EvenBobI was going to have the Feats of Strength but then I saw the Amazon driver bringing a 30 lb bag of cat food from his van up an extremely steep hill from the road by my house in the snow, running up the hill with the bag like it weighed nothing. He dropped it on the deck and I said to him that he must have the strength of 10 men. He said not really, he's 21 years old and works out all the time. I'm 75 and never work out so you can forget the Feats of Strength. Sigh..
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I get 48 pound bags of cat litter delivered and I expect that will soon cause my fourth hernia surgery.
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I seem to remember that the "jugs" of cat litter (about half the size of a big container) kept an acceptable price per pound, and were MUCH easier to handle.
I may go to the casino today to prepare for Festivus dinner tonight. Extra free play due to Bills win.
Quote: SOOPOOWife went grocery shopping. Big loads. I of course go to empty her car, and make the wise decision to take one bag at a time. They were heavy for the most part. Added a few minutes but no noticeable back strain.
I may go to the casino today to prepare for Festivus dinner tonight. Extra free play due to Bills win.
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When I was in college one bar did $1 pitchers of beer when the Iowa Hawkeyes won. I enjoyed many of those pitchers, but in retrospect what a horrible idea to give college students $1 pitchers of beer.
Quote: DRichQuote: SOOPOOWife went grocery shopping. Big loads. I of course go to empty her car, and make the wise decision to take one bag at a time. They were heavy for the most part. Added a few minutes but no noticeable back strain.
I may go to the casino today to prepare for Festivus dinner tonight. Extra free play due to Bills win.
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When I was in college one bar did $1 pitchers of beer when the Iowa Hawkeyes won. I enjoyed many of those pitchers, but in retrospect what a horrible idea to give college students $1 pitchers of beer.
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It is better than ten-cent beers.
Quote: billryanQuote: DRichQuote: SOOPOOWife went grocery shopping. Big loads. I of course go to empty her car, and make the wise decision to take one bag at a time. They were heavy for the most part. Added a few minutes but no noticeable back strain.
I may go to the casino today to prepare for Festivus dinner tonight. Extra free play due to Bills win.
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When I was in college one bar did $1 pitchers of beer when the Iowa Hawkeyes won. I enjoyed many of those pitchers, but in retrospect what a horrible idea to give college students $1 pitchers of beer.
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It is better than ten-cent beers.
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We had one bar that did that on Tuesdays. There was a limit of 20 beers per order ($2).