Naked girl in my house.

So my partner and I returned home the other morning after playing the nights shift at a few casinos. To my surprise there was a nearly naked 20-something year old, young lady eating some toast at the kitchen table. She was wearing nothing but a long t-shirt.

Now, for those of you not familiar, my household consists of myself, my partner who is 20 years my senior and our late 20's poker playing housemate, who identifies as straight, but has never brought home a date or companion. He has never even had a date in the 5 years that I have known him. My younger brother, 22, is also staying with us for the summer and almost certainly much longer although nothing is official.

So, Miss T-shirt, greeted us with a friendly "Hi" and proceeded to tell us she was with.....she didn't know or couldn't remember his name. Lol. At that point she headed upstairs (her butt was a little flabby...btw) towards the bedrooms.

Now, I had specifically told my brother when he moved in a couple months ago, that I wanted him to feel at home. I guess he is. I have to admit that I am just a tad uncomfortable with that encounter, but I guess, I have to accept that the dynamics of our household have changed a little. Life is full of adjustments. :/

That almost never happens to me

Aww.

And here I was thinking you lived alone. That would have made a surprise naked girl much more fun.

Possibly a murderer, but that's still fun.

I think the young ladies these days have one of those signs: When I make you breakfast and serve it to you naked, a simple Thank You will suffice, none of this 'who are you' and "how did you get in'.

Though why would you be uncomfortable with your brother for not being gay?

The young lady was courteous and polite, not expecting company at the moment, and if you had really wanted to, it would have been rather simple for you to have averted your eyes as she climbed the stairs. Most girls are not going to get fully dressed if they are just going down to raid the refrigerator while some guy who picked them up sleeps.

A word of advice for the situation: Don't talk to her about the breadcrumbs or the plate. She is his broad, not your roommate.

Your house, your rules. Maybe she reads this forum and knows about your chip inventory.

This is a great thread. Gee whiz on the flabby butt check, though. Maybe it was tired?

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So, Miss T-shirt, greeted us with a friendly "Hi" and proceeded to tell us she was with.....she didn't know or couldn't remember his name. Lol. At that point she headed upstairs (her butt was a little flabby...btw) towards the bedrooms.

Did she have nice jugs?

Thanks for the amusing post about a bout of youthful indescretion, a tale I'm sure will be retold many times in your family. A happy ending. This time. Time for a talk emphasizing that inviting a stranger into your home whom you have just "hooked up with" to engage in possibley rest-of-life altering activities is risky business in more ways than one. Allowing the visitor run of your home while you are "sleeping" is reckless. Doing so when the home is not yours alone is uncalled for. You are not running a frat house. Luckily Miss Tee Shirt was only interested in nibbling on some toast. The behavior is -EV long term, big time. Not a smart risk. Suggest a hotel room would have been a better place to "hook up" with Miss Tee Shirt.

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Thanks for the amusing post about a bout of youthful indescretion, a tale I'm sure will be retold many times in your family. A happy ending. This time. Time for a talk emphasizing that inviting a stranger into your home whom you have just "hooked up with" to engage in possibley rest-of-life altering activities is risky business in more ways than one. Allowing the visitor run of your home while you are "sleeping" is reckless. Doing so when the home is not yours alone is uncalled for. You are not running a frat house. Luckily Miss Tee Shirt was only interested in nibbling on some toast. The behavior is -EV long term, big time. Not a smart risk. Suggest a hotel room would have been a better place to "hook up" with Miss Tee Shirt.

You're darn right and I was dead serious about the chip inventory.

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You're darn right and I was dead serious about the chip inventory.

Okay, let us get serious here for a minute.

There is an entire range of possibilities. Maybe she was embarrassed and unable to recall his name, maybe a bit drunk, maybe she is available by profession but the description does not sound it. A hooker would be more fully dressed if she were rummaging for goodies. This seems to have been a girl who was a bit hungry but whose new found boyfriend was a bit too sound asleep. She slipped quietly out of his bed and donned a "longish" tee shirt but no footgear. She is obviously not prepared to make a run for it if she encounters some stacks of "color". Barefoot broads barely covered by a tee shirt trying to hail a taxi in a residential neighborhood doesn't seem like much of a robbery. She found a loaf of bread and made herself some toast. If there are gays living in the house perhaps I should think the larder is full and varied. If the gays are advantage gamblers perhaps there is more emphasis on "roof" and "air conditioning" than on "gourmet kitchen".

It is Vegas. Hook ups happen. Some girls get a light bondage ensemble going before they ask the young lad's last name or give their own. Some girls will send the young man out to buy condoms while she is still in a light bondage situation. Up until a few years ago, Red Rock offered a "bondage kit" at check in.

Some short term companions offer drugs, some force drugs on their victims and some even make it a hot shot of heroin and battery acid such as the recent victims of that Atlanta/Santa Cruz hooker daughter of a multimillionaire entrepreneur.

Nothing of that sort seems to have been happening in this situation. Its an overnight guest who was seen outside the bedroom but still in the apartment. She was hungry. She appeared not to have rummaged anything. She was courteous, but not particularly informative but that is a proper stance, be she professional or amateur or somewhere in between.

Perhaps this should be considered a topic for discussion with his hosts, perhaps they should have addressed this more promptly.

Perhaps this one night stand will turn out to be his wife someday; perhaps not.

Was the owner of the chip collection lucky or was there never a risk. Who knows?