Naked girl in my house.

So my partner and I returned home the other morning after playing the nights shift at a few casinos. To my surprise there was a nearly naked 20-something year old, young lady eating some toast at the kitchen table. She was wearing nothing but a long t-shirt.

Now, for those of you not familiar, my household consists of myself, my partner who is 20 years my senior and our late 20's poker playing housemate, who identifies as straight, but has never brought home a date or companion. He has never even had a date in the 5 years that I have known him. My younger brother, 22, is also staying with us for the summer and almost certainly much longer although nothing is official.

So, Miss T-shirt, greeted us with a friendly "Hi" and proceeded to tell us she was with.....she didn't know or couldn't remember his name. Lol. At that point she headed upstairs (her butt was a little flabby...btw) towards the bedrooms.

Now, I had specifically told my brother when he moved in a couple months ago, that I wanted him to feel at home. I guess he is. I have to admit that I am just a tad uncomfortable with that encounter, but I guess, I have to accept that the dynamics of our household have changed a little. Life is full of adjustments. :/

That almost never happens to me

Aww.

And here I was thinking you lived alone. That would have made a surprise naked girl much more fun.

Possibly a murderer, but that's still fun.

I think the young ladies these days have one of those signs: When I make you breakfast and serve it to you naked, a simple Thank You will suffice, none of this 'who are you' and "how did you get in'.

Though why would you be uncomfortable with your brother for not being gay?

The young lady was courteous and polite, not expecting company at the moment, and if you had really wanted to, it would have been rather simple for you to have averted your eyes as she climbed the stairs. Most girls are not going to get fully dressed if they are just going down to raid the refrigerator while some guy who picked them up sleeps.

A word of advice for the situation: Don't talk to her about the breadcrumbs or the plate. She is his broad, not your roommate.

Your house, your rules. Maybe she reads this forum and knows about your chip inventory.

This is a great thread. Gee whiz on the flabby butt check, though. Maybe it was tired?

Quote: kewlj

So, Miss T-shirt, greeted us with a friendly "Hi" and proceeded to tell us she was with.....she didn't know or couldn't remember his name. Lol. At that point she headed upstairs (her butt was a little flabby...btw) towards the bedrooms.

Did she have nice jugs?

Thanks for the amusing post about a bout of youthful indescretion, a tale I'm sure will be retold many times in your family. A happy ending. This time. Time for a talk emphasizing that inviting a stranger into your home whom you have just "hooked up with" to engage in possibley rest-of-life altering activities is risky business in more ways than one. Allowing the visitor run of your home while you are "sleeping" is reckless. Doing so when the home is not yours alone is uncalled for. You are not running a frat house. Luckily Miss Tee Shirt was only interested in nibbling on some toast. The behavior is -EV long term, big time. Not a smart risk. Suggest a hotel room would have been a better place to "hook up" with Miss Tee Shirt.

Quote: BleedingChipsSlowly

Thanks for the amusing post about a bout of youthful indescretion, a tale I'm sure will be retold many times in your family. A happy ending. This time. Time for a talk emphasizing that inviting a stranger into your home whom you have just "hooked up with" to engage in possibley rest-of-life altering activities is risky business in more ways than one. Allowing the visitor run of your home while you are "sleeping" is reckless. Doing so when the home is not yours alone is uncalled for. You are not running a frat house. Luckily Miss Tee Shirt was only interested in nibbling on some toast. The behavior is -EV long term, big time. Not a smart risk. Suggest a hotel room would have been a better place to "hook up" with Miss Tee Shirt.

You're darn right and I was dead serious about the chip inventory.

Quote: 1BB

You're darn right and I was dead serious about the chip inventory.

Okay, let us get serious here for a minute.

There is an entire range of possibilities. Maybe she was embarrassed and unable to recall his name, maybe a bit drunk, maybe she is available by profession but the description does not sound it. A hooker would be more fully dressed if she were rummaging for goodies. This seems to have been a girl who was a bit hungry but whose new found boyfriend was a bit too sound asleep. She slipped quietly out of his bed and donned a "longish" tee shirt but no footgear. She is obviously not prepared to make a run for it if she encounters some stacks of "color". Barefoot broads barely covered by a tee shirt trying to hail a taxi in a residential neighborhood doesn't seem like much of a robbery. She found a loaf of bread and made herself some toast. If there are gays living in the house perhaps I should think the larder is full and varied. If the gays are advantage gamblers perhaps there is more emphasis on "roof" and "air conditioning" than on "gourmet kitchen".

It is Vegas. Hook ups happen. Some girls get a light bondage ensemble going before they ask the young lad's last name or give their own. Some girls will send the young man out to buy condoms while she is still in a light bondage situation. Up until a few years ago, Red Rock offered a "bondage kit" at check in.

Some short term companions offer drugs, some force drugs on their victims and some even make it a hot shot of heroin and battery acid such as the recent victims of that Atlanta/Santa Cruz hooker daughter of a multimillionaire entrepreneur.

Nothing of that sort seems to have been happening in this situation. Its an overnight guest who was seen outside the bedroom but still in the apartment. She was hungry. She appeared not to have rummaged anything. She was courteous, but not particularly informative but that is a proper stance, be she professional or amateur or somewhere in between.

Perhaps this should be considered a topic for discussion with his hosts, perhaps they should have addressed this more promptly.

Perhaps this one night stand will turn out to be his wife someday; perhaps not.

Was the owner of the chip collection lucky or was there never a risk. Who knows?

Quote: BleedingChipsSlowly

Thanks for the amusing post about a bout of youthful indescretion, a tale I'm sure will be retold many times in your family. A happy ending. This time. Time for a talk emphasizing that inviting a stranger into your home whom you have just "hooked up with" to engage in possibley rest-of-life altering activities is risky business in more ways than one. Allowing the visitor run of your home while you are "sleeping" is reckless. Doing so when the home is not yours alone is uncalled for. You are not running a frat house. Luckily Miss Tee Shirt was only interested in nibbling on some toast. The behavior is -EV long term, big time. Not a smart risk. Suggest a hotel room would have been a better place to "hook up" with Miss Tee Shirt.

OMG he was getting some tail. risk vs reward for him.Obviously your guest should be responsible and make sure their gusts are not given the opportunity to do something crazy.

In the past I have brought countless girls back to my place. Not hookers, but I don't think hookers spend the night. Never did I have a problem with them.

I do find it strange she would help herself in the kitchen.

KJ, You aren't missing a Rolex are you? We all know where you have to check next time.

Could have been an American bald eagle.

It's not terribly difficult to lure "naked girls" to your home for a bit of the old "build the beast with two backs;" the problem sometimes lies in getting them to leave.

To think: some folks actually elevate casual sex to being more important than a handshake or blowing one's nose.

Quote: FleaStiff

Though why would you be uncomfortable with your brother for not being gay?

Come on, Fleastiff, that is HARDLY what I said. I said, I was a tad uncomfortable with this encounter, meaning walking in the door at 7am to see a naked stranger sitting alone at my kitchen table.

I never consider a girl with a long T shirt on as being naked.
Kewlj- I think you should just have a friendly conversation with your brother to establish the rules for him living at your house. If you are uncomfortable with him having friends, male or female, that do not even know his name, stay over, then let him know. I agree with the others who at least imply that you are lucky she was just a friend, and not someone with an ulterior motive of more nefarious plans....

Quote: 1BB

You're darn right and I was dead serious about the chip inventory.

Yes, I engage in an activity for a living that requires access to substantial funds in both the chip inventory that I keep and cash. But that does not mean that we keep piles of cash or chips sitting around the house for any common thief, or invited people, like the housekeeper or a repairman to help themselves to (or even my third housemate should he be low on funds). But, yes, one of my first thoughts and something I immediately said to my partner is "we are going to have to be extra careful" about that exact situation.

Curious: do you put most of the chips/cash in a safe?

Quote: kewlj

So my partner and I returned home the other morning after playing the nights shift at a few casinos. To my surprise there was a nearly naked 20-something year old, young lady eating some toast at the kitchen table. She was wearing nothing but a long t-shirt.

I have to admit that I am just a tad uncomfortable with that encounter, but I guess, I have to accept that the dynamics of our household have changed a little. Life is full of adjustments. :/

If the stranger was a 20-something year old, young man eating some toast at the kitchen table wearing nothing but a long t-shirt, would you have been equally uncomfortable with that encounter?

I know I would have two different opinions and certainly two different reactions if I came home to either a naked male or female eating at my kitchen table. (even with two male guests staying over)

Quote: 4ofaKind

If the stranger was a 20-something year old, young man eating some toast at the kitchen table wearing nothing but a long t-shirt, would you have been equally uncomfortable with that encounter?

Absolutely! Anyone insinuating this is about sexual preference of my brother, myself or anyone, is really way off base. That's not why I shared this unusual and what I thought was somewhat amusing incident.

Quote: kewlj

Absolutely! Anyone insinuating this is about sexual preference of my brother, myself or anyone, is really way off base. That's not why I shared this unusual and what I thought was somewhat amusing incident.

Wasn't being sarcastic with my comments. I could assure you I would have two complete different reactions and it is directly related to sexual preference. (even if she was a thief)

Quote: 4ofaKind

Wasn't being sarcastic with my comments. I could assure you I would have two complete different reactions and it is directly related to sexual preference. (even if she was a thief)

So it's a gift from the gods if it's a chick and beat the hell out of him if it's a dude?

Quote: 4ofaKind

Wasn't being sarcastic with my comments. I could assure you I would have two complete different reactions and it is directly related to sexual preference. (even if she was a thief)

Sounds like maybe you are not thinking with the right 'head'. :)

So your 22-year-old brother brought home a 20-year-old hook-up and she ate some toast in the kitchen? How is that unusual?

This seems pretty normal for people in their 20s.

Am I missing the point of this thread? When you invited your brother to live with you, did you tell him he had to be celibate?

The title of this thread made me think something unusual was going on. Also, a long t-shirt is not naked.

Quote: SOOPOO

I never consider a girl with a long T shirt on as being naked.

only a long T shirt

Close enough, to get most people's attention. (or maybe just me)

Quote: rxwine

only a long T shirt

Close enough, to get most people's attention. (or maybe just me)

It's close enough to me.

I would have been startled by the encounter for sure. Then i'd congratulate little bro later. A little sad she couldn't remember his name though. I never had that drunken of a one night stand I guess...meh

thats why you pay them- not to come over- but to leave

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Quote: tringlomane

I would have been startled by the encounter for sure. Then i'd congratulate little bro later. A little sad she couldn't remember his name though. I never had that drunken of a one night stand I guess...meh

I would only hope I didn't miss a good opening greeting.

"So, we meet again."

"Is that wheat toast or white?"

"Okay if I bring the TV crew in?"

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Quote: rxwine

only a long T shirt

Close enough, to get most people's attention. (or maybe just me)

It's close enough to me.

I would have been startled by the encounter for sure. Then i'd congratulate little bro later. A little sad she couldn't remember his name though. I never had that drunken of a one night stand I guess...meh

I echo these comments; good for him. And for most guys (especially in their early 20s) getting some always overrides any logical thinking about safety, security, etc. I just hope he wrapped it before tapped it.

If the kewlj was straight he might have been able to parlay the encounter into a threeeeeeeeeeeeeeesum, hey hey.

Quote: strictlyAP

thats why you pay them- not to come over- but to leave

You are talking about alimony, right?

Quote: soxfan

If the kewlj was straight he might have been able to parlay the encounter into a threeeeeeeeeeeeeeesum, hey hey.

She had a flabby ass.

Quick update: I got around to discussing this incident with my brother today. I wanted to do so when it was just he and I and I didn't want it to seem like a parent type discussion, that is not my role. I basically told him that he is free to have friends and/or 'guests' over, but I didn't care for someone that he just met and doesn't really know to be wandering around the house alone. If his 'guest' wants to get something to eat, he should accompany them. He seemed to understand, but as much as I tried I still felt a little bit like the authoritative parent laying down the rules. I decided not to mention the flabby ass on his friend. I assume that was just a result of a combination of alcohol and poor bar lighting. :)

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Quote: Ibeatyouraces

So the "guest" was a "quest"?

My bad. Fixed. Although....... lol

Quote: kewlj

I still felt a little bit like the authoritative parent laying down the rules. I decided not to mention the flabby ass on his friend. I assume that was just a result of a combination of alcohol and poor bar lighting. :)

Well, at least you do admit that a good part of your reaction to the whole episode was not in any way related to the fact that your occupation requires ready access to cash and chips kept on the premises. You want him to escort his guests and exercise better anatomical selection processes and only as a bit of an afterthought you are focusing on the cash/chip haul your place might be.

Quote: kewlj

I decided not to mention the flabby ass on his friend. I assume that was just a result of a combination of alcohol and poor bar lighting. :)

A two at ten is a ten at two....

Flabby asses need lovin', too!

This thread made me think of this: