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July 29th, 2014 at 9:29:27 PM permalink
I saw an interesting movie last night. It's called 13 sins. It's streaming on Netflix (that's where I watched it) if you're interested. Basically, this guy who is in some financial trouble gets this call from someone who tells him that he is on some gameshow where he has to do some tasks for increasing amounts of money. The first ones are easy, of course, the get him sucked in, but then the money gets bigger and the tasks get more and more morally ambiguous.

I would kill the fly and eat it (#1 and #2). I would not make the kid cry or burn down the nativity scene (#3 or #4). I would definitely offer the homeless guy an ostrich for his clothes though (#5); that's just funny. I don't remember all of the rest of them, but I think I would cut the guy's arm off since he consented to it. I think my libertarian morals show through here. It's only ok to hurt someone if they consent
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July 29th, 2014 at 9:35:03 PM permalink
It depends. Ill survive on an island for 39 days with people for a million dollars. I would even go to casting calls for it.

I would stay in a house all summer with people while everything I do is filmed for anyone to see for 500k. I would even go to casting calls for it.
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July 29th, 2014 at 9:39:38 PM permalink
Quote: Lemieux66

I would stay in a house all summer with people while everything I do is filmed for anyone to see for 500k. I would even go to casting calls for it.



This guy was locked in an apartment for everybody to see and he got a looooot less: Poor Nasubi.
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July 29th, 2014 at 9:39:49 PM permalink
Aren't we, to some degree, robbing people by Wonging in and out?
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July 29th, 2014 at 11:19:15 PM permalink
Quote: Lemieux66

Aren't we, to some degree, robbing people by Wonging in and out?



Ploppies play so poorly, even with a +EV deck composition, they still play -EV strategy.

And some stupid f***** wonged into my BP's shoe and start betting red chips. Argh!


@AoC, sounds like a good watch. Those are the kinda shows I enjoy (I think?). Might watch it tonight and report back.
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July 30th, 2014 at 6:58:28 AM permalink
I would grey area rip off a casino for money. I would not harm anyone or any kind of sexual activity for money. I would not steal for money. I would not lie for money.
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July 30th, 2014 at 10:09:53 AM permalink
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I would not lie for money.



I find that hard to believe. There are many harmless lies one could tell.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
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July 30th, 2014 at 10:11:47 AM permalink
Most people work longer hours than they should for money. Isn't that bad enough?
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July 30th, 2014 at 10:15:07 AM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

I would grey area rip off a casino for money. I would not harm anyone or any kind of sexual activity for money. I would not steal for money. I would not lie for money.



Sexual activity is awesome. Now if someone(moderately attractive female at minimum) would PAY me for it is a dream!
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July 30th, 2014 at 11:10:25 AM permalink
In my time of financial distress, I'm open to offers.

How much will you give me to ride my unicycle from the Mandalay Bay, down the Strip, to Freemont Street in the middle of a hot August day?
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July 30th, 2014 at 11:10:30 AM permalink
Quote: Lemieux66

Sexual activity is awesome. Now if someone(moderately attractive female at minimum) would PAY me for it is a dream!

Yeah, I'm on board for that too!

The problem is supply and demand.

Take a look at me and you'll quickly realize that there's no demand for my supply. Sigh...
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July 30th, 2014 at 11:19:08 AM permalink
Has anyone other than me seen this movie? It's not the best movie I've ever seen or anything, but it's pretty good...
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July 30th, 2014 at 11:20:29 AM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

I would grey area rip off a casino for money. I would not harm anyone or any kind of sexual activity for money. I would not steal for money. I would not lie for money.



So when the cops asked you if it was you who robbed the casino, you'd say yes?
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July 30th, 2014 at 12:06:49 PM permalink
Quote: DJTeddyBear

Yeah, I'm on board for that too!

The problem is supply and demand.

Take a look at me and you'll quickly realize that there's no demand for my supply. Sigh...



Your "supply" lol
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July 30th, 2014 at 4:29:12 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

In my time of financial distress, I'm open to offers.

How much will you give me to ride my unicycle from the Mandalay Bay, down the Strip, to Freemont Street in the middle of a hot August day?



I would pay to see you ride a uniCORN from Mandy Bay to Fremont Street.
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July 30th, 2014 at 4:36:16 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

In my time of financial distress, I'm open to offers.

How much will you give me to ride my unicycle from the Mandalay Bay, down the Strip, to Freemont Street in the middle of a hot August day?


This is tempting. I would pitch in a benjamin ($100), but it would be best if I could watch....and I will likely NEVER come to Vegas in high summer.

But I would settle for some GoPro video.
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July 30th, 2014 at 4:42:13 PM permalink
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This is tempting. I would pitch in a benjamin ($100), but it would be best if I could watch....and I will likely NEVER come to Vegas in high summer.



Vegas is the best in summer! The casinos are still air conditioned, and the pools are amazing at that time of year.
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July 30th, 2014 at 4:46:33 PM permalink
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This is tempting. I would pitch in a benjamin ($100), but it would be best if I could watch....and I will likely NEVER come to Vegas in high summer.



We have our first pledge! Thank you.

I'd like to get to $1,000 and not only will I do it but make arrangements to have it all documented on YouTube. In fact, I'll wear a helmet with GoPro on top.
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July 30th, 2014 at 5:28:15 PM permalink
I'd bend over a craps table and deal to you ass**les for 40 years.....DOH
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July 30th, 2014 at 5:33:50 PM permalink
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I'd bend over a craps table and deal to you ass**les for 40 years.....DOH



How much money would it cost to have that not happen?
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July 30th, 2014 at 5:46:19 PM permalink
Quote: Lemieux66

Sexual activity is awesome. Now if someone(moderately attractive female at minimum) would PAY me for it is a dream!

I thought about that, but in that case, you're having sex for her body and not the money,
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July 30th, 2014 at 7:05:42 PM permalink
Quote: AcesAndEights

This is tempting. I would pitch in a benjamin ($100), but it would be best if I could watch....and I will likely NEVER come to Vegas in high summer.

But I would settle for some GoPro video.



Do it wearing a pink tutu & feather boa and I'll consider pitching in some cash!
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July 30th, 2014 at 7:39:36 PM permalink
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I thought about that, but in that case, you're having sex for her body and not the money,



I'd pretend it's all business. Heck, if she's paying me she likes it so I may as well.
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July 30th, 2014 at 7:51:23 PM permalink
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I'd pretend it's all business. Heck, if she's paying me she likes it so I may as well.

Women won't pay because men refuse to charge by the minute.
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July 30th, 2014 at 7:54:05 PM permalink
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Women won't pay because men refuse to charge by the minute.



I'd cuddle all night long.
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July 30th, 2014 at 7:55:07 PM permalink
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So when the cops asked you if it was you who robbed the casino, you'd say yes?

That's not lying for money.
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July 30th, 2014 at 7:59:05 PM permalink
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I'd cuddle all night long.

I'll post your ad on backpage. $1/minute $5 minimum, no fatties, no uglies, no dudes. lol
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July 30th, 2014 at 8:03:33 PM permalink
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I'll post your ad on backpage. $1/minute $5 minimum, no fatties, no uglies, no dudes. lol



A degree of fatty is preferred. Makes the cuddlin more relaxing lol.

3 dollars a minute though and 60 dollars minimum. I need to make it worth my time.
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July 30th, 2014 at 8:04:04 PM permalink
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That's not lying for money.



You know that if you admit to it, they won't let you keep the money, right?
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July 30th, 2014 at 8:27:17 PM permalink
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You know that if you admit to it, they won't let you keep the money, right?

I probably misused grey area anyways.
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July 30th, 2014 at 9:32:45 PM permalink
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Has anyone other than me seen this movie? It's not the best movie I've ever seen or anything, but it's pretty good...



Watched it last night on Netflix. Pretty good movie, I think. Enjoyed it, minus the gruesome scenes.



Would you kill your retarded brother for $5.7 million?
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July 30th, 2014 at 9:34:38 PM permalink
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Watched it last night on Netflix. Pretty good movie, I think. Enjoyed it, minus the gruesome scenes.


Would you kill your retarded brother for $5.7 million?



Spoilers, man.

And, that's not really what he did. It was more
self-defense. Or so he thought.
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July 30th, 2014 at 9:36:37 PM permalink
But, yeah, I thought it was a good movie too. Not going to make my top-10 list or anything, but definitely worth watching.
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July 31st, 2014 at 6:23:11 AM permalink
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I'll wear a helmet with GoPro on top.



If you'll do that I'm in. No Benjamin though. I'm good for $20, this ain't prime seats at the stadium!
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July 31st, 2014 at 7:20:14 AM permalink
I'm sorry but the tittle of this thread is: What would you do for money. Implying something you would NOT do normally. Yes. yes I know you probably would not ride your Unicycle for that distance in that traffic and all. But this is probably something fun and enjoyable to you anyways, almost like a personal challenge(It would be like asking a party girl if she would snort coke all night and get paid to do it.)This is not in the spirit of the thread. There has to be more to this challenge. whatever is needed to make it something more then just a ride on the strip on your Uni.

Possibility....

In a Short Pink Dress and some sex toys.

Through a casino evading security.

in a bikini.

I don't have any good ideas for uni cycling but make it something you really have to think about doing. Don't challenge and pay the fat kid to eat cake till he pukes, even if it is stale cake.
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July 31st, 2014 at 10:39:38 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I'm sorry but the tittle of this thread is: What would you do for money. Implying something you would NOT do normally. Yes. yes I know you probably would not ride your Unicycle for that distance in that traffic and all. But this is probably something fun and enjoyable to you anyways, almost like a personal challenge.


Personal challenge? Sure.
Fun? Did you miss the part about doing it midday in August???
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July 31st, 2014 at 10:52:53 AM permalink
Is a unicycle legal on a road or sidewalk.
I gotta think sidewalk illegal and as busy as the strip is with cars, the sidewalk would be the safest to ride.
Problem in city center strip, sidewalks packed.
Riding on the street, no reflectors on a unicycle, maybe illegal and definitly unsafe.

I'n a bicycle commuter, even with bike lanes, I ride on the sidewalk, alot safer.
My daily ride in Tampa , very few if any pedestrians so riding on the sidewalk totally cool
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July 31st, 2014 at 10:56:25 AM permalink
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Is a unicycle legal on a road or sidewalk.
I gotta think sidewalk illegal and as busy as the strip is with cars, the sidewalk would be the safest to ride.
Problem in city center strip, sidewalks packed.
Riding on the street, no reflectors on a unicycle, maybe illegal and definitly unsafe.

I'n a bicycle commuter, even with bike lanes, I ride on the sidewalk, alot safer.



Safer for you, not so much for the pedestrians who you are putting at risk. In a lot of cities you would get a ticket for that.
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July 31st, 2014 at 10:58:17 AM permalink
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Safer for you, not so much for the pedestrians who you are putting at risk. In a lot of cities you would get a ticket for that.



My added edit from my post again
My daily ride in Tampa , very few if any pedestrians so riding on the sidewalk totally cool
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July 31st, 2014 at 11:07:38 AM permalink
Quote: terapined

Is a unicycle legal on a road or sidewalk.
I gotta think sidewalk illegal and as busy as the strip is with cars, the sidewalk would be the safest to ride.
Problem in city center strip, sidewalks packed.
Riding on the street, no reflectors on a unicycle, maybe illegal and definitly unsafe.



I was planning to do it on the street. As you said, too many pedestrians on the sidewalk, not to mention the legality.
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July 31st, 2014 at 11:08:12 AM permalink
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My added edit from my post again
My daily ride in Tampa , very few if any pedestrians so riding on the sidewalk totally cool



That probably makes it less safe, since it means you will be going faster. A bike can severely injure a pedestrian. Going anything faster than walking speed on a sidewalk is unsafe.

Is this legal in Tampa? I don't know about other states but in CA they leave bike laws up to the individual cities (which is crazy -- traffic laws are set by the state) so it is legal in some cities and not in others. They do ticket for it in some cities (and the fines are not small -- in the hundreds of dollars)

IMO anywhere that does allow bikes on the sidewalk should subject them to a 3mph speed limit (walking speed). Sidewalks are for pedestrians.
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July 31st, 2014 at 11:20:08 AM permalink
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Personal challenge? Sure.
Fun? Did you miss the part about doing it midday in August???

fat kid , eat cake till he pukes, stale cake. =FUN
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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July 31st, 2014 at 12:36:13 PM permalink
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That probably makes it less safe, since it means you will be going faster. A bike can severely injure a pedestrian. Going anything faster than walking speed on a sidewalk is unsafe.

Is this legal in Tampa? I don't know about other states but in CA they leave bike laws up to the individual cities (which is crazy -- traffic laws are set by the state) so it is legal in some cities and not in others. They do ticket for it in some cities (and the fines are not small -- in the hundreds of dollars)

IMO anywhere that does allow bikes on the sidewalk should subject them to a 3mph speed limit (walking speed). Sidewalks are for pedestrians.



Average number of pedestrians I pass on the sidewalk on a one way ride to work or from work, .2 , means 4 out of 5 one way rides, no pedestrians.
If I see a pedestrain, I either get in the road bike lane or pass on grass.
Police see me all the time, dont bat an eye.
I'm not downtown.
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December 3rd, 2014 at 2:24:04 PM permalink
Imagine someone propositions you to wear a Hitler/Charlie Chan mustache for a year? Maybe double if you don't explain it to anyone, maybe you must be in the public at least once a day. How much? Does this style ever come back or is it off limits until history gets lost in a societal break down?
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December 3rd, 2014 at 2:42:22 PM permalink
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Imagine someone propositions you to wear a Hitler/Charlie Chan mustache for a year? Maybe double if you don't explain it to anyone, maybe you must be in the public at least once a day. How much? Does this style ever come back or is it off limits until history gets lost in a societal break down?



Within the week the hipsters would make it en vogue (if they haven't already). I think the prop would only be worth $10.
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December 3rd, 2014 at 2:58:58 PM permalink
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Imagine someone propositions you to wear a Hitler/Charlie Chan mustache for a year? Maybe double if you don't explain it to anyone, maybe you must be in the public at least once a day. How much? Does this style ever come back or is it off limits until history gets lost in a societal break down?



was this the Michael Jordan bet?
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December 3rd, 2014 at 3:02:04 PM permalink
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was this the Michael Jordan bet?

I don't know anything about it.
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December 3rd, 2014 at 3:32:50 PM permalink
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Within the week the hipsters would make it en vogue (if they haven't already). I think the prop would only be worth $10.



http://hipsterhitler.com/ - covered already, ironically.
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December 3rd, 2014 at 3:38:32 PM permalink
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http://hipsterhitler.com/ - covered already, ironically.



Bahaha! I died. I'm dead.

10/10. Would die again XD
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December 3rd, 2014 at 4:59:16 PM permalink
Nothing funnier to me than
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