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Tomspur
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April 1st, 2014 at 1:30:20 AM permalink
Share you best April Fools prank here. We would prefer if it were a gambling related story. I need to keep my street cred up with the DT guys :)
“There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.” - Winston Churchill
rxwine
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April 1st, 2014 at 1:59:06 AM permalink
Casinos to slow time. So customers can gamble longer.

Amish open an online casino. One horse a week drawing.
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April 1st, 2014 at 3:34:10 AM permalink
Revel Casino announced today they MADE money in March
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April 1st, 2014 at 4:29:49 AM permalink
Macau billionaire Loof Lirpa has closed on a deal to purchase the Atlantic Club in Atlantic City and plans to move it to the volley ball courts between Showboat and Revel. Groundbreaking is scheduled for next month.
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April 1st, 2014 at 4:51:32 AM permalink
The Joke-
Shorty after midnight, I posted on my facebook that I convinced my wife to start swinging and we we're actively searching for wife swap candidates.

The Reality-
I checked this morning and got a few replies. And one of them from a MILF. Makes me want to reconsider the April Fools Day stunt and actually pound this broad......
SkittleCar1
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April 1st, 2014 at 5:29:38 AM permalink
My cousin's wife just got him.

Instead of a cold glass of orange juice this morning, she gave him powdered cheese water.
Tomspur
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April 1st, 2014 at 5:30:36 AM permalink
Quote: SkittleCar1

My cousin's wife just got him.

Instead of a cold glass of orange juice this morning, she gave him powdered cheese water.



Wow, that's rough.....:)

Does she really love him? LOL
“There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.” - Winston Churchill
SkittleCar1
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April 1st, 2014 at 6:09:31 AM permalink
Haha. Yes, very. Their first child is due within a month. I would expect nothing less from those two!
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