I was reading a blackjack description...
March 18th, 2014 at 8:13:10 PM
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From Horseshoe casino's website:
"With table limits as high as $10,000, blackjack at Horseshoe beckons to the serious gambler. Its a classic game, where the thrill of a natural 21, the rush of out-maneuvering the dealer and the strategy of playing your game your way combine to make blackjack an expressive game where your personality shines through your play and could win you a bundle!"
I laughed out loud at the personality part. I do wonder how many people actually believe that.
"With table limits as high as $10,000, blackjack at Horseshoe beckons to the serious gambler. Its a classic game, where the thrill of a natural 21, the rush of out-maneuvering the dealer and the strategy of playing your game your way combine to make blackjack an expressive game where your personality shines through your play and could win you a bundle!"
I laughed out loud at the personality part. I do wonder how many people actually believe that.
March 18th, 2014 at 8:24:12 PM
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LOL! I guess I'm a giant coward...all the surrendering I do here in PA:-)
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
March 18th, 2014 at 8:45:35 PM
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Based on my last few sessions, I must be a giant masochist...
March 19th, 2014 at 12:12:22 AM
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"playing your game your way" -- I take that to mean that counting, as well as other forms of AP, are welcome.
March 19th, 2014 at 6:54:22 AM
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>> the rush of out-maneuvering the dealer ...
Wow. Spin-doctoring at its finest.
Wow. Spin-doctoring at its finest.
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March 19th, 2014 at 7:01:09 AM
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Quote: AxiomOfChoice"playing your game your way" -- I take that to mean that counting, as well as other forms of AP, are welcome.
Could be a lawsuit a la "You can't lose!"
March 19th, 2014 at 7:36:06 AM
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... where gamblers always come first with the highest table limits and best odds, so you can win big.
Does anybody know what the BJ rules are?
Does anybody know what the BJ rules are?
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March 19th, 2014 at 2:11:36 PM
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6 deck H17 4 splits DAS late surrender 75-85% pen 3:2
so, best odds my ass
so, best odds my ass
March 21st, 2014 at 2:37:33 PM
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Quote from the roulette description on the same page of the site:
"Whats your lucky number? Hit it and you could win big at Horseshoe Casino. The roulette wheel goes from 1 to 36, with a 0 and 00 thrown in for good measure. "
Good...measure...? facepalm
"Whats your lucky number? Hit it and you could win big at Horseshoe Casino. The roulette wheel goes from 1 to 36, with a 0 and 00 thrown in for good measure. "
Good...measure...? facepalm
March 21st, 2014 at 2:55:31 PM
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Quote: NeutrinoQuote from the roulette description on the same page of the site:
"Whats your lucky number? Hit it and you could win big at Horseshoe Casino. The roulette wheel goes from 1 to 36, with a 0 and 00 thrown in for good measure. "
Good...measure...? facepalm
I wonder if the people the Horseshoe hires to write this drivel actually believe what they are typing.
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