hi there! just joined!!~
LOL!!Quote: AxelWolfI'm sure DJatc can help me out with this, since he has no GF and he may like illegal gay porn J/K , he only likes legal gay porn J/K.
I agree though, you gotta get dj to help out juiciejennie. :)
Seriously they can make a fortune. Bet the table min with there own money, keep as little chips as possible on the table so they run out frequently.Quote: djatcI need to start employing hot models to be chip hustlers instead of playing video poker myself.
Why would they need you? Once you showed them the best way to succeed they would not want to give you a cut anymore. Pimps have many advantages/control. 1. the girl may be in love with her pimp. 2. they give the appearance of offering some protection and help set up John's . 3. A girl doing this kind of stuff probably has emotional problems and likes the game/abuse. 4 They instill fear. 5 and probably most common pimps get them hooked on drugs and then give them easy access to the drug.
Any girl who dose not have any of them type of problems they don't need a pimp and probably make a killing.
Defiantly a -EV situation. The entertainment/experience/fun value and story may be worth it. If he drinks its bye bye bankroll, hello homeless shelter.Quote: Beethoven9thLOL!!
I agree though, you gotta get dj to help out juiciejennie. :)
Quote: boymimboIs there an actual bet going on here?
If there was I would be all over that bet.
You probably catfished her with 20 fake accounts already.Quote: TranscendIf there was I would be all over that bet.
Quote: AxelWolfYou probably catfished her with 20 fake accounts already.
No I am just very good at using the internet. No noodling necessary.
Quote: AxelWolfIf he drinks its bye bye bankroll, hello homeless shelter.
You know, we WoV members should all band together and help out ole djatc. After reading his Christmas Day posts a couple weeks ago and how he spent it watching (gay?) porn, one of our new year's resolutions should be to help him out on the woman front. :D
If nothing else, maybe juiciejennie can advise him, too.
Just curious how The name came up? Were you just laying down looking up at the mirror and thought you're Juicyjenny?
Quote: 1BBYes, that's exactly what you do. Say no thanks and give them back. What's so hard about that?
In one post you said that you wanted to win or lose with your own money and called those giving you chips fools. Finally something we agree on. In another, you said you wanted to tell someone to either give you chips or shut up. Which is it, use you own money or take it from the fools?
Are you ready to talk about gambling yet? I have some questions about the pair square side bet that you say you play. Are you playing it on 2 deck games or 6 deck? What is the pay table and what is the max bet?
Oh yes, good luck with your carpooling "or something" to and from the Venetian. Every anonymous male poster on the internet is a fine upstanding citizen so nothing can go wrong there. Guys, you be careful as well.
the only place i betted on the pair square side bet is at Commerce casino in L.A.; it's on a 6-8 CSM deck and the pay out is: 6to1 for any pairs, 12to1 for same color pairs and 25to1 for suited pairs~
Quote: Beethoven9thLOL!!
I agree though, you gotta get dj to help out juiciejennie. :)
As long as there's no money involved and I keep some of the profits sure why not? I like to help people out from time to time, it makes me feel very good about being there for someone (and their money).
This post gave this thought to my mind: If you get a freeroll on the biggest possible payout on a sidebet, if you quantify it how strong is the play?
Also regarding rides: I ride an unicycle to and from the strip and downtown, so this option is out.
FAILQuote: djatcAs long as there's no money involved and I keep some of the profits sure why not? I like to help people out from time to time, it makes me feel very good about being there for someone (and their money).
You response should have been: I love pair square, I need a lucky lady. How much money should I bring?
Then bring your _____roll 100 $1 bills with a hundred on top
Quote: djatcAlso regarding rides: I ride an unicycle to and from the strip and downtown, so this option is out.
Are you serious?! I ride a unicycle too. In fact, I rode mine today. PM me if you want to ride together sometime.
Regarding JJ, I'm tempted to ask if she wants to help me with some modeling photos downtown.
Quote: djatcAlso regarding rides: I ride an unicycle to and from the strip and downtown, so this option is out.
Oh come on now are you saying you can't ride a unicycle with her on your lap or on your shoulders? I am sure you might even make some money doing this on your way to the casino.
Quote: AxelWolfFAIL
Correct on diagnosing a fail, incorrect on location. Here, allow me...
Quote: djatcAlso regarding rides: I ride an unicycle to and from the strip and downtown, so this option is out.
Imagination, dear boy. A unicycle doesn't make the option "out", it means you need to get creative.
Make it happen, cap'n! =D
. Just a little slight off topic but have you seen those guys that do tricks on their unicycles and ride terrain with them?Quote: WizardAre you serious?! I ride a unicycle too. In fact, I rode mine today. PM me if you want to ride together sometime.
Quote: Transcend. Just a little slight off topic but have you seen those guys that do tricks on their unicycles and ride terrain with them?
Yes, and, no, I can't do that. I used to be able to ride backwards, but am pretty rusty and have trouble with all the usual tricks.
Quote: WizardYes, and, no, I can't do that. I used to be able to ride backwards, but am pretty rusty and have trouble with all the usual tricks.
Wasn't going to ask if you did, I used to ride a unicycle a long time ago. I know I found it amazing and if you hasn't seen it I was just going to point it out to you... You have a lot more respect for it if you ride a unicycle.
If DJatc rides anything other then a gay car(Mazda Miata), then I'm a unicornQuote: WizardAre you serious?! I ride a unicycle too. In fact, I rode mine today. PM me if you want to ride together sometime.
Quote: WizardAre you serious?! I ride a unicycle too. In fact, I rode mine today. PM me if you want to ride together sometime.
Regarding JJ, I'm tempted to ask if she wants to help me with some modeling photos downtown.
Sorry wizard but I was kidding :)
I do want to learn one day, and its on the bucket list. Problem is it'll take me a long time to learn since I am clumsy.
Quote: WizardAre you serious?! I ride a unicycle too. In fact, I rode mine today. PM me if you want to ride together sometime.
I knew he was kidding. Wiz is the only one
in Vegas who owns a uni, let alone rides one.
Quote: AxelWolfIf DJatc rides anything other then a gay car(Mazda Miata), then I'm a unicorn
but what does Louie drive?
Asian boysQuote: Beethoven9thbut what does Louie drive?
Quote: djatcI do want to learn one day, and its on the bucket list. Problem is it'll take me a long time to learn since I am clumsy.
The longer you wait the harder it will be.
Quote: AxelWolfAsian boysQuote: Beethoven9thbut what does Louie drive?
LOL
Quote: JyBrd0403This thread is just stupid. Are you guys kidding. A hot chick getting money from rich guys. Whoa stop the presses. I'll try to explain this, boys like girls. They give them gifts to make them smile and talk to them. Here's the kicker, girls like boys, if your a boy and you give the pretty girls gifts they'll smile and talk to you.
So now that we understand this, let's figure out why a boy would give a pretty girl half his winnings on a side bet. Oh, that's right, so she'll smile and talk to him. - Oh for shame! Girls accepting gifts from boys they don't even know. For shame!
Maybe I'm just an old school guy, but the purpose of making money is so you can spend it on women. It's worth the money simply for the Atmosphere. Especially when you have to look at these god awful ugly, 70 year old, cocktail waitresses you have in Vegas now.
So be nice to the pretty girls and hopefully they won't disturb the retirement community too much.
And ladies if a guy gives you a gift, it means he LIKES you. - Go from there.
P.S. For some reason, this forum always makes me feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. Somebody please bring the Mafia back to Vegas!
Reminds me of a Good Charlotte song...
Quote: AcesAndEightsReminds me of a Good Charlotte song...
The music video is funny.
Quote: juiciejennieHi ok i am not a card counter, just someone who enjoys BJ very much! that being said, is it weird etc if a girl goes to the casino/to gamble alone? Because none of my friends like to gamble or go to casinos...and besides i really prefer going solo because well alot of reasons!~~
Hi, JJ, you seem really cool and sweet. If you wanted to go out some time and gamble, I'd join ya. I could teach ya what I know. I can even fund your gambling if you would be willing to plit the winnings ;). Or if you wanted to gamble together at an online casino I can transfer you some funds and we could chat, depending on the casino. PM me if you wanna, I could give you my card number to make a deposit :).....;)
Quote: nmacgreHi, JJ, you seem really cool and sweet. If you wanted to go out some time and gamble, I'd join ya. I could teach ya what I know. I can even fund your gambling if you would be willing to plit the winnings ;). Or if you wanted to gamble together at an online casino I can transfer you some funds and we could chat, depending on the casino. PM me if you wanna, I could give you my card number to make a deposit :).....;)
I hope this is sarcasm
Quote: nmacgreHi, JJ, you seem really cool and sweet.
Nothing to worry about here, JJ
Quote: odiousgambit
Nothing to worry about here, JJ
JJ, don't listen to odorousgambit, I'm a safe bet (actually you might say I am +ev, hahahahahaha). If anything, I'd say steer clear of him...he has posted 12 times in this thread.
Still looking forward to that PM JJ. I got plenty of chedda for gambling. Don't settle playing with some guy's Kraft singles.
;)....:)....8D
Quote: nmacgreHi, JJ, you seem really cool and sweet. If you wanted to go out some time and gamble, I'd join ya. I could teach ya what I know. I can even fund your gambling if you would be willing to plit the winnings ;). Or if you wanted to gamble together at an online casino I can transfer you some funds and we could chat, depending on the casino. PM me if you wanna, I could give you my card number to make a deposit :).....;)
...is this serious...
Quote: nmacgreHi, JJ, you seem really cool and sweet. If you wanted to go out some time and gamble, I'd join ya. I could teach ya what I know. I can even fund your gambling if you would be willing to plit the winnings ;). Or if you wanted to gamble together at an online casino I can transfer you some funds and we could chat, depending on the casino. PM me if you wanna, I could give you my card number to make a deposit :).....;)
Quote: BuzzardJust because you bombed as a suitor in front of an audience in the millions, that's no reason to interfere in TRUE love. Shame on you !
Hmmm I do not remember bombing Buzz - I remember having my pick of many ladies - then the one I picked moving back to Israel (and I am still friendly with her)
Quote: Transcend...is this serious...
Wizard? What's the line that this is serious?
No more of these 20 cent lines either; I want a good bet.
Only we could not even be friends, because I scared too many guys away. But she was at my wedding. What a girl !
Quote: BuzzardAh, the old " we can just be friends " let down. That's how I had my heart broken too many years ago. SIGH
Only we could not even be friends, because I scared too many guys away. But she was at my wedding. What a girl !
LOL - hard to carry on a meaningful relationship from worlds away
Quote: nmacgreodorousgambit... I'd say steer clear of him...he has posted 12 times in this thread.
Good thing there is the Statler and Waldorf rule or ...
maybe it'd be up to me to show the little lady a safe good time if I was going to be in Vegas. I'm sure there are divorce lawyers aplently there [g]
Quote: BuzzardAce, they does have airplanes now , you know !
Indeed they does Buzz - but the ones I fly in usually only go to and from Las Vegas
Quote: aceofspades
Words cannot describe.... I wish I had more faces and palms. I hope nobody got suckered into this mess. If you did, wanna make some pairs bets for a couple of girls who will start working for me?
Quote: djatcQuote: aceofspades
Words cannot describe.... I wish I had more faces and palms. I hope nobody got suckered into this mess. If you did, wanna make some pairs bets for a couple of girls who will start working for me?
or
Quote: AxelWolfIf DJatc rides anything other then a gay car(Mazda Miata), then I'm a unicorn
Lol
I bought a new Mazda Miata in 1990 when they first came out. I sold it in 1993 after hearing a comedian in San Francisco do a whole set about how much the "queers" love their Miata's.
ace, I thought you looked very familar to me.
PM me the deets of your TV appearance if you want to. If it is what I think it is....and it may not be of course, then a great friend of mine would be over the moon that I met you :)
