I hate Christmas
December 25th, 2013 at 1:23:38 PM
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Crowded strip
People being happy
Idiots crowding downtown
Stupid people taking forever to move
Casino employees who don't wanna be at work and rather be at home
Banks closed so I can't take out money
Ran bad at everything I played on Xmas eve
Xmas
Had some cheap alcohol to get this day over with faster
People being happy
Idiots crowding downtown
Stupid people taking forever to move
Casino employees who don't wanna be at work and rather be at home
Banks closed so I can't take out money
Ran bad at everything I played on Xmas eve
Xmas
Had some cheap alcohol to get this day over with faster
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December 25th, 2013 at 1:33:18 PM
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I agree. I really want to like it, but I don't.
I try and like it, I try and get in the mood,
but it never works. Same crap on TV every
year, same relatives doing the same things.
It's a kids holiday, who didn't love it as a
kid. For adults it sucks, just a bunch of
hassle.
I try and like it, I try and get in the mood,
but it never works. Same crap on TV every
year, same relatives doing the same things.
It's a kids holiday, who didn't love it as a
kid. For adults it sucks, just a bunch of
hassle.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
December 25th, 2013 at 1:40:54 PM
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Ive never liked family holidays either for the same reasons. Everything gets disrupted and you're stuck with the same people. For now on I should just stay at a casino out of town.
I am a robot.
December 25th, 2013 at 1:57:45 PM
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24 hours of christmas story and my remote doesn't work, and i am watching pornstars destroy themselves on film
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:02:30 PM
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Quote: onenickelmiracleIve never liked family holidays either for the same reasons. Everything gets disrupted and you're stuck with the same people. For now on I should just stay at a casino out of town.
Everytime my family gets together they argue about money or some stupid crap so I am by myself this year drank a lot and now im almost out of alcohol i might have to walk to the liquor store
i am out of alcohol and now am starting to get sane and i have cats that like to be petted an actually they are my roommates but whatever they are walking around and shit
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:02:58 PM
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Quote: djatc24 hours of christmas story and my remote doesn't work, and i am watching pornstars destroy themselves on film
???????
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:04:34 PM
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:04:46 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9th???????
All i have is internet and that's all i have to pass the time besides alcohol which i am running out of and what are you doing here instead of celebrating christmas
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:05:13 PM
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Quote: djatc24 hours of christmas story
It ends badly this year, Ralphie gets into hard
drugs and gets put into reform school.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
December 25th, 2013 at 2:06:30 PM
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DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
December 25th, 2013 at 2:06:38 PM
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Quote: djatcAll i have is internet and that's all i have to pass the time besides alcohol which i am running out of and what are you doing here instead of celebrating christmas
This is what you get for drinking cheap booze,
you self admitted cheapskate. lol
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
December 25th, 2013 at 2:07:23 PM
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Quote: EvenBobIt ends badly this year, Ralphie gets into hard
drugs and gets put into reform school.
Evenbob you are my favorite poster on the ace thread about him getting into shit the ying and yang of thread to keep things sane and in the same im watching a video on pawn stars shit
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:08:09 PM
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Quote: EvenBobThis is what you get for drinking cheap booze,
you self admitted cheapskate. lol
Schadenfreude imo i got e& j from orleans and now i ran out so i have ro sleep
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:10:34 PM
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Quote: EvenBobThis is what you get for drinking cheap booze,
you self admitted cheapskate. lol
Money is so important to my life. Money is the only thing that makes me happy. Women are overrrated, let me hit a royal for $4k and I"ll jizz myself in my pants because its money for nothing. I want to say money is the best thing in life you can hold on to money but you can't hold to women in the world for nothing i hate christmas.
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:12:08 PM
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You Japanese are very frugal, almost as
frugal as Hollanders. But not quite..
frugal as Hollanders. But not quite..
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
December 25th, 2013 at 2:16:18 PM
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Quote: djatci am watching pornstars destroy themselves on film
Quote: djatcim watching a video on pawn stars shit
So which one is it?? lol...
Quote: djatcwhat are you doing here instead of celebrating christmas
I am celebrating. I celebrate Xmas the same way I celebrate my B-day..........by surfing the internet. :)
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:18:11 PM
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Quote: EvenBobYou Japanese are very frugal, almost as
frugal as Hollanders. But not quite..
I like to set the record. I am listening to pornstars babble on about some shit that doesnt make sense. Pornstars are so honest. If everyone in the world was honest we would be more better off as a country. To be true is to be close to God. They just wanna be rich beyond their dreams, but they don't know they are detstorying themsevles behind oblivion. I want that to be a part of me forever until the end of time. I would destroy their hope and dreams without them knowing it and i will own the entire world until the end of time.
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:26:43 PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
lol
lol
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:32:37 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9th^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
lol
i spent a good amount of time getting drunk and now am out of drinks so i have to try to keep the same numbing feeling until forever. I should walk over to the hard rock and pick up loney cougetars but iam content with some cats that lost tehir way
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:44:31 PM
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Cougars know what they want so its like giving them of what they want and tey dont screw around like the commericals but they dont smelll really old because if they do i would kick them to the curb
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:47:34 PM
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Quote: djatci spent a good amount of time getting drunk and now am out of drinks so i have to try to keep the same numbing feeling until forever. I should walk over to the hard rock and pick up loney cougetars but iam content with some cats that lost tehir way
Be honest. Are you going to that adult movie awards show next month during CES?? ;)
It was funny last year because I was playing in the bac pit at Hard Rock one night. I lost a bundle, so I got up all pissed off and left. Then I noticed a bunch of half naked women walking around. I wondered what the deal was, and a dealer told me there was some big adult movie awards thing going on for CES. But I was still pissed off at losing, so I just stayed for a few minutes and left.
The thing that surprised me was how short most of the girls are.
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December 25th, 2013 at 2:50:50 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9th
The thing that surprised me was how short most of the girls are.
It's because most porn star guys are short.
It seems shorter guys tend to have the biggest
equipment, and you don't want a tall woman
and a short guy making it, doesn't look right.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
December 25th, 2013 at 3:27:32 PM
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Christmas thread becomes discussion about height of male porn stars...
December 25th, 2013 at 3:33:22 PM
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Quote: djatcMoney is so important to my life. Money is the only thing that makes me happy. Women are overrrated, let me hit a royal for $4k and I"ll jizz myself in my pants because its money for nothing. I want to say money is the best thing in life you can hold on to money but you can't hold to women in the world for nothing i hate christmas.
the other side
Money Talks.....Ray Davies....the kinks
Show me a man who says he can live without bread
And I'll show you a man who's a liar and in debt.
There's no one alive who can't be purchased or enticed
There's no man alive who wouldn't sell for a price,
Money talks and we're the living proof,
There ain't no limit to what money can do
Money talks, money talks.
Money can't breathe and money can't see,
But when I pull out a fiver people listen to me.
Money can't run and money can't walk,
But when I write out a cheque I swear to God I hear money talk.
Money talks and, baby, when you've been bought
You pay attention everytime money talks.
Money talks, money talks.
Money talks and there's no doubt about it
Money talks and we can't live without it,
What's the point of living unless you've got money?
I just couldn't function without money.
Money talks, money talks,
Money talks, money talks.
Show me an upright respected man
And I'll have him licking my boots when I put money in his hand.
It rots your heart, it gets to your soul,
Before you know where you are you're a slave to the green gold.
Money talks and we're the living proof
There ain't no limit to what money can do.
Money talks you out of your self-respect,
The more you crave it the cheaper you get.
Money talks, money talks.
Money buys you time and people listen,
Money can buy a smile and make life worth living.
If you're ugly money can improve you.
I just couldn't face the world without mazuma.
Money talks, money talks.
December 25th, 2013 at 6:14:34 PM
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POEMS get that out or else i will shot you with a hard six on the come out
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December 25th, 2013 at 6:21:57 PM
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Quote: Beethoven9thBe honest. Are you going to that adult movie awards show next month during CES?? ;)
It was funny last year because I was playing in the bac pit at Hard Rock one night. I lost a bundle, so I got up all pissed off and left. Then I noticed a bunch of half naked women walking around. I wondered what the deal was, and a dealer told me there was some big adult movie awards thing going on for CES. But I was still pissed off at losing, so I just stayed for a few minutes and left.
The thing that surprised me was how short most of the girls are.
Hells yeah i can walk to hard rock they should be willing to get on my candy cane as i am santa claus and i am standong under missle toe so you can kiss my ass goodbye
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December 25th, 2013 at 6:28:24 PM
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Quote: EvenBobIt's because most porn star guys are short.
It seems shorter guys tend to have the biggest
equipment, and you don't want a tall woman
and a short guy making it, doesn't look right.
I belive you I have a big equipment and I am short. It compensates for other things if you know what i mean and hi hate christmas because it is a consipracy from the government to buy gift and stimulate the economy obamacare is has to be paid for somehow from somewho
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December 25th, 2013 at 6:29:54 PM
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i drank a fifth of vodka, darke me to drive? You know the song about pihl collins and the air in the night
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December 25th, 2013 at 6:35:11 PM
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Quote: djatci drank a fifth of vodka, darke me to drive? You know the song about pihl collins and the air in the night
about that guy who dared that otehr guy from drowning but he didnt and he was kidding
and i started from the bottom now we up and the whole team here ninjAS
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December 25th, 2013 at 6:37:26 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA
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December 25th, 2013 at 6:41:26 PM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesDunno about others but I don't celebrate anything religious.
I pray to god to send me a present everyday of my life but i am a real ninja and pray to maybach music
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December 25th, 2013 at 6:44:28 PM
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+ I invented swag and i am in my other other benz and call paparazzi on myself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoEKWtgJQAU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoEKWtgJQAU
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December 25th, 2013 at 6:55:07 PM
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rip to people who want to take my money
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December 25th, 2013 at 6:58:25 PM
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I'm in love with mary jane, why aren't you?
Do you love me mary jane? do you? dont you play no games!
Do you love me mary jane? do you? dont you play no games!
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December 25th, 2013 at 7:02:05 PM
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I wanna ask you one question.
If i had some nuts, hangin' on the walls,
What would i have?
I said "Darling, you'd have some wallnuts
She said, "Well, daddy, if i had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?"
I said, "Hell yeah".
She said, "Well, daddy, if i had nuts under my chin would those be chin-nuts"?
I said, "Hell no, bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth.
If i had some nuts, hangin' on the walls,
What would i have?
I said "Darling, you'd have some wallnuts
She said, "Well, daddy, if i had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?"
I said, "Hell yeah".
She said, "Well, daddy, if i had nuts under my chin would those be chin-nuts"?
I said, "Hell no, bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth.
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December 25th, 2013 at 8:26:48 PM
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Quote: EvenBobIt ends badly this year, Ralphie gets into hard
drugs and gets put into reform school.
Hahahaha thanks for making me laugh EB.
"So drink gamble eat f***, because one day you will be dust." -ontariodealer
December 25th, 2013 at 8:26:57 PM
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For baby jesus dont let this thread die for
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December 25th, 2013 at 8:27:26 PM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesDunno about others but I don't celebrate anything religious.
Happy feast of Sol Invictus!
"So drink gamble eat f***, because one day you will be dust." -ontariodealer
December 25th, 2013 at 8:35:36 PM
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December 25th, 2013 at 8:49:04 PM
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DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
December 25th, 2013 at 9:42:48 PM
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That's funny. Instead of spending "quality time with the family" on Xmas night, we got a bunch of people posting here. lol...
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December 25th, 2013 at 9:48:00 PM
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Let's all wish DJ a happy hangover tomorrow...
I'm sitting here BSing with the fam, but posting here and playing some PGP in between.
I'm sitting here BSing with the fam, but posting here and playing some PGP in between.
"So drink gamble eat f***, because one day you will be dust." -ontariodealer
December 25th, 2013 at 10:08:22 PM
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let's go get dinner since you do don't need to be alone for xmas. OmyQuote: djatcFor baby jesus dont let this thread die for
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
December 25th, 2013 at 10:39:30 PM
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Quote: AxelWolflet's go get dinner since you do don't need to be alone for xmas. Omy
Can't Louie keep him company?? lol (sorry dj...had to get that one in) ;)
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December 26th, 2013 at 11:40:45 AM
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Woke up today feeling great with no hangover! One of my favorite things in life is escaping an inevitable hangover. At least I ran good in that aspect. Now I am starving for some Chinese
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December 26th, 2013 at 1:02:13 PM
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Quote: djatcWoke up today feeling great with no hangover! One of my favorite things in life is escaping an inevitable hangover. At least I ran good in that aspect. Now I am starving for some Chinese
Check yourself, you're still drunk.
December 26th, 2013 at 1:20:43 PM
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Quote: Sabretom2Check yourself, you're still drunk.
If he drank a fifth, most of it is still
effecting him. Hangover to come.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
December 26th, 2013 at 1:21:11 PM
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Quote: Sabretom2Check yourself, you're still drunk.
Yeah, either djatc is one lucky sumbitch, or he's still drunk and the hangover will kick in later today...
"So drink gamble eat f***, because one day you will be dust." -ontariodealer
December 26th, 2013 at 11:07:41 PM
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Quote: AcesAndEightsYeah, either djatc is one lucky sumbitch, or he's still drunk and the hangover will kick in later today...
It was a small bottle they gave out at the Orleans. Still it was a lot for me considering I don't drink at all. I was surprised at the no hangover, but I drink a ton of water so it must have diluted out. I did feel sick and went to the Palms for some Chinese and now feel great.
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