Marathon traffic
November 17th, 2013 at 8:19:43 AM
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Those of you with plans on the strip and downtown areas, don't forget the marathon is this afternoon and traffic will be tied up pretty good.
November 17th, 2013 at 8:34:24 AM
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And be sure to have a VCR with you or a SmartPhone to film any idiot having a heart attack while exercising more than his elbow in an air conditioned bar.
November 17th, 2013 at 9:44:40 AM
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If you want to run a marathon at pretty much any time you want:
(a) Find a 400m running track with the lanes marked on it
(b) Get in a particular lane
(c) Run according to this table:
(a) Find a 400m running track with the lanes marked on it
(b) Get in a particular lane
(c) Run according to this table:
| Lane | Laps | Additonal Distance (m) |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 105 | 195 |
| 2 | 103 | 205.5 |
| 3 | 101 | 246.6 |
| 4 | 99 | 318.4 |
| 5 | 97 | 420.8 |
| 6 | 96 | 115.6 |
| 7 | 94 | 271.7 |
| 8 | 93 | 4.8 |
| 9 | 91 | 214.5 |
November 18th, 2013 at 7:59:24 AM
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Quote: ThatDonGuyIf you want to run a marathon at pretty much any time you want...
(a) Go to the nearest bar
(b) Order a tall cold one and drink it
(c) Repeat step (b) until you come to your senses
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