Malaru
Malaru
Joined: Mar 22, 2010
  • Threads: 79
  • Posts: 274
March 9th, 2013 at 12:35:20 AM permalink
Parody of the shantie "Drunken Sailor"
--------------------------------------------

What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
Betting in the morning.

Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.

Put him in as a pit boss 'til he's sober
Put him in as a pit boss 'til he's sober
Put him in as a pit boss 'til he's sober
Betting in the morning.

Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.

Pull out the dice and toss them all over
Pull out the dice and toss them all over
Pull out the dice and toss them all over
Betting in the morning.

Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.

Put him at the table with the deck count on him
Put him at the table with the deck count on him
Put him at the table with the deck count on him
Betting in the morning.

Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.

Tie him by the leg to a poker machine
Tie him by the leg to a poker machine
Tie him by the leg to a poker machine
Betting in the morning.

Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.

Tie him to the bookies window when he's betting under
Tie him to the bookies window when he's betting under
Tie him to the bookies window when he's betting under
Betting in the morning.

What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
Betting in the morning.

(http://youtu.be/xsLL2bmLgfg inspiration)
"Although men flatter themselves with their great actions, they are not so often the result of a great design as of chance." - Francois De La Rochefoucauld
odiousgambit
odiousgambit
Joined: Nov 9, 2009
  • Threads: 316
  • Posts: 8869
March 9th, 2013 at 2:51:59 AM permalink
OK, pretty good, but did I miss some news about some shenanigans?

Ummm, what shall we do with a missing Wizard, is that the gist of this?
The Dice, the cards, they not only have no sense of justice but are actually endowed with a sense of cruel irony. This devolves from the 'nature of random'. Ironically so, don't you see. 
Malaru
Malaru
Joined: Mar 22, 2010
  • Threads: 79
  • Posts: 274
March 9th, 2013 at 8:21:48 AM permalink
I'm not telling. But missing would very much work wouldn't it? ;)
"Although men flatter themselves with their great actions, they are not so often the result of a great design as of chance." - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

  • Jump to: