What should we do with a drunken wizard?
March 9th, 2013 at 12:35:20 AM
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Parody of the shantie "Drunken Sailor"
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What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
Betting in the morning.
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.
Put him in as a pit boss 'til he's sober
Put him in as a pit boss 'til he's sober
Put him in as a pit boss 'til he's sober
Betting in the morning.
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.
Pull out the dice and toss them all over
Pull out the dice and toss them all over
Pull out the dice and toss them all over
Betting in the morning.
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.
Put him at the table with the deck count on him
Put him at the table with the deck count on him
Put him at the table with the deck count on him
Betting in the morning.
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.
Tie him by the leg to a poker machine
Tie him by the leg to a poker machine
Tie him by the leg to a poker machine
Betting in the morning.
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.
Tie him to the bookies window when he's betting under
Tie him to the bookies window when he's betting under
Tie him to the bookies window when he's betting under
Betting in the morning.
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
Betting in the morning.
(http://youtu.be/xsLL2bmLgfg inspiration)
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What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
Betting in the morning.
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.
Put him in as a pit boss 'til he's sober
Put him in as a pit boss 'til he's sober
Put him in as a pit boss 'til he's sober
Betting in the morning.
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.
Pull out the dice and toss them all over
Pull out the dice and toss them all over
Pull out the dice and toss them all over
Betting in the morning.
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.
Put him at the table with the deck count on him
Put him at the table with the deck count on him
Put him at the table with the deck count on him
Betting in the morning.
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.
Tie him by the leg to a poker machine
Tie him by the leg to a poker machine
Tie him by the leg to a poker machine
Betting in the morning.
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Way-hay, up he rises
Betting in the morning.
Tie him to the bookies window when he's betting under
Tie him to the bookies window when he's betting under
Tie him to the bookies window when he's betting under
Betting in the morning.
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
What shall we do with a missing wizard?
Betting in the morning.
(http://youtu.be/xsLL2bmLgfg inspiration)
"Although men flatter themselves with their great actions, they are not so often the result of a great design as of chance." - Francois De La Rochefoucauld
March 9th, 2013 at 2:51:59 AM
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OK, pretty good, but did I miss some news about some shenanigans?
Ummm, what shall we do with a missing Wizard, is that the gist of this?
Ummm, what shall we do with a missing Wizard, is that the gist of this?
the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: “Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!” She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder
March 9th, 2013 at 8:21:48 AM
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I'm not telling. But missing would very much work wouldn't it? ;)
"Although men flatter themselves with their great actions, they are not so often the result of a great design as of chance." - Francois De La Rochefoucauld
