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September 17th, 2019 at 5:17:46 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

To keep the skid marks off your
pants and to catch the drainage
when you put your weapon back
in your pants. Your jeans must
have a lovely aroma..



Lol, I guess I haven't reached the point where pee pants and skids are an issue. What age it happen to you? XD

I quit jeans awhile back, too, just use 'em for riding. I don't think I've worn proper pants since I suited up for grandpa's fune in '17.
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September 17th, 2019 at 6:40:51 PM permalink
Quote: Face

Lol, I guess I haven't reached the point where pee pants and skids are an issue. What age it happen to you? XD

I quit jeans awhile back, too, just use 'em for riding. I don't think I've worn proper pants since I suited up for grandpa's fune in '17.

I know a guy that didn't even own a pair of pants until maybe 6 months ago.
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September 17th, 2019 at 6:56:11 PM permalink
Quote: rxwine

Tenna shoes. I don't even bother with correct pronunciation....


This
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September 17th, 2019 at 7:42:02 PM permalink
Quote: Face

Today's the third day this year that I wore underpants. Now I no longer understand their purpose.

A little story pole?

I went to bed fine, woke up one morning, swung my legs out of bed, stood up and immediately fell to my knees from pain. I looked down and my left testicle had swollen to nearly the size of a lemon. My wife called the hospital and they said that if I didn't get in there it could burst and that might kill me. Boy wouldn't that look good on my obit, "man dies from exploding testicle"? : )

Discovered I had a kidney stone with epiditmytus [swelling of the testy's], and it must not have been that common in the town I was in, because instead of giving me a room, they set up a bed in almost the foyer and rolled in those canvas walls around me. I think anyone that even remotely was curious about medicine, the doctors wanted to show my testicle to anyone they could? They would come in and ask, do you mind if so and so sees your swelling, they're a nurse or a med student, after a while it seemed like they had all called their friends to go look at the guy with the swollen nuts.

I could hear them whispering outside my enclosure saying things like, "that really looks like it hurts? I don't know how many people got to check me out? It got to be a bit comical, I would say sure, bring 'em on in, this is really something to see. I was a tad embarrassed, but I realized for the good of medicine, health workers ought to see things like this, so in the future they had something to compare to.

It finally went back to normal, and I went back to work. After work I would stop at a tavern and have a beer or 5 on my way home, and as it turned out, the bartender was also a hospital worker. She wouldn't hardly let me buy a drink.

So I wear undies for support, I don't like them swinging around or bouncing up and down.
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September 17th, 2019 at 7:44:00 PM permalink
Quote: Face

Lol, I guess I haven't reached the point where pee pants



There's always a couple drops left
in the hose no matter how much
you shake it, that's a fact. You don't
see it because your underwear
catches it. Well, your's doesn't.
Why do you think people put
on clean underwear every day,
because yesterday's is still
pristine? Hardly.
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September 17th, 2019 at 8:56:43 PM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

the doctors wanted to show my testicle to anyone they could?



Almost never a good sign when they think your ailment is a good learning tool for multiple people. If they want to photograph it, it could even be featured in a medical journal somewhere.
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September 17th, 2019 at 9:06:55 PM permalink
Quote: rxwine

Almost never a good sign when they think your ailment is a good learning tool for multiple people. If they want to photograph it, it could even be featured in a medical journal somewhere.

For as many people as came and took a look, I did wonder if something like that might happen.

The Mayo has you sign something like that, giving them permission if while you are under and they think it might help.
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September 18th, 2019 at 6:32:25 AM permalink
Better hope The Mayo isn't like The Onion 😁
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September 18th, 2019 at 7:21:53 AM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

A little story pole?

I went to bed fine, woke up one morning, swung my legs out of bed, stood up and immediately fell to my knees from pain. I looked down and my left testicle had swollen to nearly the size of a lemon. My wife called the hospital and they said that if I didn't get in there it could burst and that might kill me. Boy wouldn't that look good on my obit, "man dies from exploding testicle"? : )

Discovered I had a kidney stone with epiditmytus [swelling of the testy's], and it must not have been that common in the town I was in, because instead of giving me a room, they set up a bed in almost the foyer and rolled in those canvas walls around me. I think anyone that even remotely was curious about medicine, the doctors wanted to show my testicle to anyone they could? They would come in and ask, do you mind if so and so sees your swelling, they're a nurse or a med student, after a while it seemed like they had all called their friends to go look at the guy with the swollen nuts.



I had similar incident when I was at the University. I woke up with a swollen testicle. For a few days it kept growing until it was the size of a baseball. I went into the doctor and they said immediately that it was a hydrocele. They scheduled surgery for a few days later and just suggested that I wear an athletic supporter for the next few days.

It was very uncomfortable walking around like that but it did not hurt. A few days later I went in for surgery and they basically just drained it and maybe reconnected something in there. Really it was a no big deal accept for being uncomfortable. They were nice enough to set up a mirror so I could watch the surgery. I like watching surgeries on myself, I have seen a few.
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September 18th, 2019 at 8:25:36 AM permalink
Quote: rxwine

Almost never a good sign when they think your ailment is a good learning tool for multiple people. If they want to photograph it, it could even be featured in a medical journal somewhere.



There was a whole episode of Seinfeld about that. "The Junior Mint."

Jerry was talking about those big operating room "arenas," and he said something like, "You never want to have something done where other doctors are like, 'Oh, I have to see this....'"

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