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DRich
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September 17th, 2019 at 2:00:40 PM permalink
Am I the only one that rarely wears "tennis shoes", "gym shoes", or "sneakers"? I wear dress shoes and sandals, maybe twice a year I will put on some athletic shoes.
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September 17th, 2019 at 2:02:06 PM permalink
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Am I the only one that rarely wears "tennis shoes", "gym shoes", or "sneakers"? I wear dress shoes and sandals, maybe twice a year I will put on some athletic shoes.



Today's the third day this year that I wore underpants. Now I no longer understand their purpose.
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September 17th, 2019 at 2:35:56 PM permalink
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Today's the third day this year that I wore underpants. Now I no longer understand their purpose.



1) To prevent any last drops of stray pee from soaking through your pants.

2) To protect the goods from rough denim.
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September 17th, 2019 at 2:45:21 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

1) To prevent any last drops of stray pee from soaking through your pants.

2) To protect the goods from rough denim.

3) Protection from accidentally zippering your junk.

4) Offers some protection for your pants in case of Montezuma's Revenge or other such ailment.
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September 17th, 2019 at 2:54:31 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I bet you meant sneakers. They haven't
been called tennis shoes since Sally
Field played Gidget..



Sneakers? Do you sneak around?
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September 17th, 2019 at 4:16:17 PM permalink
Quote: Face

Today's the third day this year that I wore underpants. Now I no longer understand their purpose.



There's just one.

When you bend over and split your pants wide open.

Bonus for doing it at something like an airport check in station.
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September 17th, 2019 at 4:38:14 PM permalink
Quote: Face

Today's the third day this year that I wore underpants. Now I no longer understand their purpose.



To keep the skid marks off your
pants and to catch the drainage
when you put your weapon back
in your pants. Your jeans must
have a lovely aroma..
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rxwine
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September 17th, 2019 at 4:42:39 PM permalink
Tenna shoes. I don't even bother with correct pronunciation.

Reminds me, I've been lamenting the loss of a certain style by Adidas for some 20 years now. They did me wrong.
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September 17th, 2019 at 4:49:53 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

To keep the skid marks off your
pants and to catch the drainage
when you put your weapon back
in your pants. Your jeans must
have a lovely aroma..



Do you buy Depends in bulk? Maybe you need to change your diet.
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September 17th, 2019 at 4:54:50 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

Am I the only one that rarely wears "tennis shoes", "gym shoes", or "sneakers"? I wear dress shoes and sandals, maybe twice a year I will put on some athletic shoes.



Good quality dress shoes are actually comfortable.

Pro-AP tip: wear the bowling shoes home.
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