valleygurl
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July 13th, 2012 at 12:07:40 PM permalink
If you are a menorah player's and know any secrets to winning the game I would love to hear from you. I know someone who wins 3times an hour and I. Can only hit once a day on average
teddys
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July 13th, 2012 at 12:33:47 PM permalink
Quote: valleygurl

If you are a menorah player's and know any secrets to winning the game I would love to hear from you. I know someone who wins 3times an hour and I. Can only hit once a day on average

You're in luck. Some of the best keno players in the world are here on this board. I'm sure they be happy to share their knowledge of profitable keno play with you.

Quote: valleygurl

menorah player's

Sorry, but this is too funny. Jewish people will understand.
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
FleaStiff
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July 13th, 2012 at 11:45:25 PM permalink
Quote: teddys

You're in luck. Some of the best keno players in the world are here on this board. I'm sure they be happy to share their knowledge of profitable keno play with you.

ALL keno play is profitable ... for the casino. Video Keno averages twelve percent house edge and it is absurd to play it.
rxwine
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July 14th, 2012 at 12:08:39 AM permalink
Quote: teddys

best keno players in the world



Now I really want a t-shirt that says "Best Keno PLayers in the World Tournament"

Or "National Keno Play Champion 1996" (or other year)

Might be even better with a "Wizard of Odds" logo. Though he might want to sue me for defamation of reputation.
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
Keyser
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July 14th, 2012 at 12:23:25 AM permalink
Keno is a terrible game, but it's probably still better than picking the horses.
FleaStiff
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July 14th, 2012 at 1:36:19 AM permalink
Quote: Keyser

Keno is a terrible game, but it's probably still better than picking the horses.


Atleast at the track you can push the nag aside and go for the oats yourself. Ever try eating keno slips?
Mission146
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July 14th, 2012 at 7:24:08 AM permalink
I had one of my first experiences with Video Keno last night.

I wanted some capaccino, so I opted to go to one of the cafes instead of the casino. Bearing the absurd ER in mind, I decided to play $0.25/card with $10. I made an arrow out of 35, 25, 5, 14, 16, 23 and 27. I was playing the game called, "Mountain Keno," that didn't rely on some silly conditional like any of my picked balls turning into lightning bolts or anything.

I ended up hitting 6/7 balls at one point, for 409 credits ($102.25) which brought me up to $107.50. I had to play it up to $110 or down to $100 (Multiple of amount in the machine) and it ended up being $100. I didn't hit for much after that, a couple of three-ball even moneys and that was about it.

I tipped $5, the capaccino is free, smoked a decent cigar that I found in my freezer that I had forgotten about the other day, and walked out with $95 for an $85 profit.

RESULTS NOT TYPICAL!!! At least, not from what I have heard.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
Johnzimbo
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July 14th, 2012 at 9:02:46 AM permalink
Neil Fontenot is the world's best keno player
RogerKint
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July 14th, 2012 at 1:19:10 PM permalink
I thought Chuck Norris was the only video keno AP.
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