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beachbumbabs
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March 12th, 2014 at 3:45:56 AM permalink
Quote: Tomspur

Which cheeks are those exactly? :)



If you need to ask...you're not doing it right. lol...
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March 12th, 2014 at 4:37:21 AM permalink
The neck. Is there a sex-slave collar on there already or not.
Lemieux66
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March 12th, 2014 at 7:37:00 AM permalink
Quote: Tomspur

Which cheeks are those exactly? :)



Lol face
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March 12th, 2014 at 4:56:39 PM permalink
A pretty face does it for me, every time, hey hey.
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March 12th, 2014 at 5:15:08 PM permalink
Quote: soxfan

A pretty face does it for me, every time, hey hey.



It's the most important thing because that's what you'll be looking at 95% of the time.
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March 12th, 2014 at 7:30:48 PM permalink
Quote: Lemieux66

It's the most important thing because that's what you'll be looking at 95% of the time.



Hmm, just 95% of the time, hey hey????

PS: Bobby Orr>Lemieux, hey hey!
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March 12th, 2014 at 7:39:09 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

If you need to ask...you're not doing it right. lol...



I'm not doing it at all :)
6000 miles is an awful long way home!!!!
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Lemieux66
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March 12th, 2014 at 8:37:27 PM permalink
Quote: soxfan

Hmm, just 95% of the time, hey hey????

PS: Bobby Orr>Lemieux, hey hey!



No no!
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April 2nd, 2014 at 5:26:29 PM permalink
Quote: soxfan

Hmm, just 95% of the time, hey hey????

PS: Bobby Orr>Lemieux, hey hey!



Feh. Yzerman > Lemieux, and Lidstrom > Orr.

Also, I love a good backside.
Lemieux66
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April 2nd, 2014 at 5:43:39 PM permalink
Quote: hwccdealer

Feh. Yzerman > Lemieux, and Lidstrom > Orr.

Also, I love a good backside.



So where are you from? Lol
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April 3rd, 2014 at 11:33:23 AM permalink
Quote: Lemieux66

So where are you from? Lol



Columbus, Ohio, where half the fans who show up for the local team are rooting for the other team.
wudged
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April 3rd, 2014 at 11:56:32 AM permalink
Quote: hwccdealer

Columbus, Ohio, where half the fans who show up for the local team are rooting for the other team.



Is it like DC where the half who are rooting for the local team show up 1/4 way through the game then leave before it's over?
hwccdealer
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April 15th, 2014 at 4:12:01 PM permalink
Quote: wudged

Is it like DC where the half who are rooting for the local team show up 1/4 way through the game then leave before it's over?



Kinda-sorta depending on the outcome. I've been to games in the last few years where the home fans can't be bothered to show up, even if a team like the Red Wings or Penguins are in town and a lot of the people who are there have tickets through employers. Then if the home team is winning, the fair-weather fans show up out of the woodwork.
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April 15th, 2014 at 5:18:52 PM permalink
My answer is her camel toe / camel heel.
hwccdealer
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April 17th, 2014 at 3:04:28 PM permalink
Quote: Dracula

My answer is her camel toe / camel heel.



I had to Google "camel heel." Let's just say, no thanks. I'll stick with admiring backsides.
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June 12th, 2014 at 4:42:52 AM permalink
Quote: rudeboyoi

i prefer someone thats white, asian, or mexican. height of about 5'4 or 5"5. dark brown or black hair. petite with small breasts. if youre mexican then being a lil chubby is okay.



I have to congratulate you for choosing that kind of woman. And by the way I am into women with clean feet. It turns me on.
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June 12th, 2014 at 7:53:03 AM permalink
Quote: cryptocoin

I have to congratulate you for choosing that kind of woman. And by the way I am into women with clean feet. It turns me on.

TMI.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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June 13th, 2014 at 7:58:29 PM permalink
Quote: KeyserSoze

Every woman is beautiful unless they have a tattoo.

Nothing worse than seeing a woman with a "tramp stamp" on their lower back.


Yes tattoos -1, though small, inconspicuous, and tasteful ones might negate the -1. "tramp stamps" -10. And gibberish Asian/Chinese/Japanese characters? (http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/?m=1)

-50!!!

What's the reason women get those stamp tattoos??
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June 24th, 2014 at 2:41:20 AM permalink
Breast, no doubts!
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June 24th, 2014 at 7:43:17 PM permalink
Quote: kellyxo123

Breast, no doubts!



I thank you for your patroniage though I fear it will be all too short lived......(the sig says it all) :)
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July 11th, 2014 at 6:19:09 PM permalink
I voted for legs earlier, but I guess I should have said skin - as much as I can see (as long as it's size is proportionate for her height).
rudeboyoi
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July 11th, 2014 at 6:22:48 PM permalink
I don't even remember what I put. I think i put "its all in the eyes".
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July 11th, 2014 at 6:31:24 PM permalink
Quote: rudeboyoi

I don't even remember what I put. I think i put "its all in the eyes".



Or it's all in the breasts. Oh yeah, and a Nice personality.
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July 12th, 2014 at 1:02:04 PM permalink
Breasts.

My ideal woman is short, slender, well-endowed, long dark hair, brown eyes. Basically Jennifer Love-Hewitt in her prime form.
george1972
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July 23rd, 2014 at 8:51:22 AM permalink
I'm an ass man... ;)
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January 8th, 2015 at 8:17:45 AM permalink
I can't recall the name of the show, but it was on like Discovery channel and it was similar in essence to Mythbusters. They did a bit where they proved that all men are instinctually an "ass" man. They used eye scanners to see which body part their eyes went to first and used numerous girls, in numerous outfits, in numerous poses, even out in live situations as well. All of them went to the ass first, even if only for a moment before some other body part. They claimed that this had to do with instincts more than anything.

Personally, after agreeing with that, I'm an ass man for more logical reasons too... I've never seen a girl with a, let's say, "in shape" ass whom wasn't fit otherwise. However, you see bigger women post those awkward angle face/cleavage shots all the time. Basically: Big boobs != fit... Small/tight ass = fit rest of body... So I start there =p.

Nothing like bringing back a year and a half old thread!
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aceofspades
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January 8th, 2015 at 8:43:22 AM permalink
The dreaded "MySpace angle"
AxelWolf
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January 8th, 2015 at 10:05:47 AM permalink
It doesn't matter what their body looks like, if they have a homely face, forget about looking any further.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 8th, 2015 at 11:08:54 AM permalink
Two big ass eyes
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October 25th, 2015 at 10:02:15 AM permalink
The Contours once sang/said "First I Look at the Purse"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frCr6eq2Vfc
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October 25th, 2015 at 10:17:00 AM permalink
J. Geils Band covered it: I've never heard the Contours version.
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HeySlick
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October 25th, 2015 at 10:25:50 AM permalink
That's the original cut/version -- btw I provided a link so folks can listen to that version ---- btw I'm old enough to remember songs like the aforementioned --- The Ojay's best described me in one of their songs "I Love Music"
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October 25th, 2015 at 10:32:53 AM permalink
Eyebrows. Definitely. George Constanza was wrong on that one.
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October 25th, 2015 at 10:33:47 AM permalink
Quote: MrV

J. Geils Band covered it: I've never heard the Contours version.





Bob Seger covered this song as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDle0aVv13o&list=RDhDle0aVv13o#t=27


I prefer the original version done by Chuck Berry (Pulp Fiction dance scene song)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoDPPgWbfXY
HeySlick
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November 12th, 2015 at 8:05:19 AM permalink
Quote: MrV

J. Geils Band covered it: I've never heard the Contours version.




You have now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z9IPli01HQ
HeySlick
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November 17th, 2015 at 9:10:01 AM permalink
Here's another great Song (The Ink Spots) covered by Country Western singer Suzy Bogguss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8e4mE103Z0
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November 18th, 2015 at 8:29:15 AM permalink
Another song covered by an artist (Nicolette Larson) I thought couldn't be topped -- originally done by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXfROqR_p1A


edit: My message above is not correct --- Nicolette Larson covered 'Lotta Love' originally done by Neil Young -- 'More Love' was done by Smokey and the Miracles, Kim Carnes also did a version of More Love, sorry for the mix up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJm-kG922PI
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December 11th, 2015 at 12:04:40 PM permalink
Scent of a woman - whoaaahhh
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December 11th, 2015 at 1:16:42 PM permalink
That's a fairly old thread to reboot.
I thought you were knew ( new ) here.
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December 11th, 2015 at 7:03:13 PM permalink
Quote: TwoFeathersATL

That's a fairly old thread to reboot.
I thought you were knew ( new ) here.
I want shrimp...



Not an indication of anything other than reading back through the archives.
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December 12th, 2015 at 8:57:49 AM permalink
I think I'm pretty obvious about my biass here. ;)
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December 30th, 2015 at 9:50:17 AM permalink
For me - it's the overall figure. Is everything in proportion? At least, at first.

After the initial reaction, she's got to have a brain to govern everything. If I can't use polysyllabic terminology in front of her without having to repeat it in smaller words, I don't think it would work out. (Tried the stereo-typical dumb blondes before - and half were pretending to be less intelligent than they really were - but they just didn't "get me". Or maybe I didn't "get them". <shrug> )

Although, I guess, when I have a few beers, I do like cleavage.
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December 30th, 2015 at 10:59:11 AM permalink
I raise my glass to beers and cleavage.
Cheers! / 2F
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December 30th, 2015 at 11:07:11 AM permalink
Their mouths. The longer they're shut, the better ;-)
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December 30th, 2015 at 1:25:47 PM permalink
Quote: ukaserex

For me - it's the overall figure. Is everything in proportion? At least, at first.

After the initial reaction, she's got to have a brain to govern everything. If I can't use polysyllabic terminology in front of her without having to repeat it in smaller words, I don't think it would work out. (Tried the stereo-typical dumb blondes before - and half were pretending to be less intelligent than they really were - but they just didn't "get me". Or maybe I didn't "get them". <shrug> )

Although, I guess, when I have a few beers, I do like cleavage.

Have you truly ever dated a hot dumb blonde? I honestly don't think I have meet to many stereo-typical dumb blondes.

Take what you can get because most average American males have a hard time getting anyone.
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December 30th, 2015 at 5:09:03 PM permalink
What physical part of a woman are you most attracted to?

Her sister and or her best friend.
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February 8th, 2016 at 7:43:38 PM permalink
Cute face.
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February 8th, 2016 at 8:46:50 PM permalink
Quote: jwblue

Cute face.

If you don't have an attractive face then the rest really doesn't matter.

I like dimples and nice hair the more hair (on their head) the better, the color really depends on their face.

A super nice body on a cracky face just kills it.

Normally girls who have an attractive face have at least a fair body.

A small round firm ass is 2nd most important

Big breast are not a requirement as long as they are nice, they are 3rd on my list.

It's amazing how a chicks hair color and style can make a huge difference.

I was disappointed when I seen Emilia Clarke on a talk show. She had shorter dark bown hair. She looked more like this...
http://images.franchiseherald.com/data/images/full/29130/game-of-thrones-star-emilia-clarke-wants-to-be-invisible-execs-unimpressed-with-terminator-performance.jpg?w=570

Than this......https://northernhollywood.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/emilia-clarke-game-of-thrones-dynastybasketball-net_.jpg
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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February 9th, 2016 at 12:25:53 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Have you truly ever dated a hot dumb blonde? I honestly don't think I have meet to many stereo-typical dumb blondes.



Yup, dated a couple of them a long time
ago. One was a grade school teacher. How
she ever got thru college is a mystery, she
was doorknob dumb. She was smart enough
to concentrate on something, and be OK at
it. But she had zero curiosity about anything,
never read a book, never had an original
thought. I verified she was a natural blond,
it was my duty as a man..
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February 9th, 2016 at 1:20:25 AM permalink
I was thinking of the most unappealing part of a woman's body to mention as a joke. But, I realized that everyone part of a woman's body can be appealing to someone?
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