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petroglyph
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December 2nd, 2018 at 1:04:50 PM permalink
Ok, if everybody else is going to tell their deep dark secret? I don't always return the shopping cart to inside the store when I'm done with it. But often, I take one in from outside when I get parked.

I want the store to have to hire another cart/box person. My rage against the machine.
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December 2nd, 2018 at 1:24:11 PM permalink
First I have ever heard that you are expected to return the cart to the inside of the store...always just to the corrals in the lot.
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December 2nd, 2018 at 1:26:12 PM permalink
Quote: Johnzimbo

First I have ever heard that you are expected to return the cart to the inside of the store...always just to the corrals in the lot.

They are lucky if mine makes to there.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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December 2nd, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

They are lucky if mine makes to there.




You are just a regular scoff law, aren't you?
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction is supposed to make sense.
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December 2nd, 2018 at 1:33:13 PM permalink
Quote: Johnzimbo

First I have ever heard that you are expected to return the cart to the inside of the store...always just to the corrals in the lot.

Do you return tools if you borrow them?
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December 2nd, 2018 at 1:36:25 PM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

Do you return tools if you borrow them?




I don't believe I've ever been asked to borrow a tool. Then again, I can't think of the last time I bought a tool, either.
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December 2nd, 2018 at 1:36:50 PM permalink
Do you unpack all your groceries at your car and then take the bags back into the store?
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December 2nd, 2018 at 2:44:00 PM permalink
Quote: Johnzimbo

Do you unpack all your groceries at your car and then take the bags back into the store?

Nah, carts is as far as I go. I do reuse the bags though.

Another secret of mine, I hate recycling anything that the scrap man won't buy outright, or has a deposit on it. It makes me want to deliberately toss my empty water bottles on the morning after garbage pick up.
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December 27th, 2018 at 5:33:21 AM permalink
Quote: bobbartop

I don't bother peeling cucumber, I don't think it matters one way or the other. Just throw it in my juicer.

I put four cucumbers in my food processor but all I got was a slurry of cucumber bits, not a juice.
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September 16th, 2019 at 3:22:40 AM permalink
I cheat once to my wife but never do it again...
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September 16th, 2019 at 3:23:41 AM permalink
I cheat once to my wife but never do it again...
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October 22nd, 2019 at 6:37:20 AM permalink
I once got drunk and kissed a friend's girlfriend. We decided we wouldn't say him about it. They broke up soon with that girl, and I'm in a good relationship with this friend.
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October 22nd, 2019 at 8:57:16 AM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

Nah, carts is as far as I go. I do reuse the bags though.

Another secret of mine, I hate recycling anything that the scrap man won't buy outright, or has a deposit on it. It makes me want to deliberately toss my empty water bottles on the morning after garbage pick up.

I love to litter and run stop signs late at night, the stop signs I might get caught, but the littering odds are zero and the expected cost very affordable if you average it per item. You're almost a fool to not litter.
I am a robot.
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October 22nd, 2019 at 9:31:43 AM permalink
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You're almost a fool to not litter.



Am I the only one that doesn't understand this?
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
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Quote: Mirarad

I once got drunk and kissed a friend's girlfriend. We decided we wouldn't say him about it. They broke up soon with that girl, and I'm in a good relationship with this friend.

I have a feeling at some point in the near future PokerGrinder will be traveling to
a Florida Casino on a chip collecting adventure at which time he will get drunk and end up sleeping with Nathan.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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October 22nd, 2019 at 3:34:32 PM permalink
Is there enough booze in FL for that?
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October 22nd, 2019 at 4:03:42 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

I have a feeling at some point in the near future PokerGrinder will be traveling to
a Florida Casino on a chip collecting adventure at which time he will get drunk and end up sleeping with Nathan.



I'd guess that would take a 24 pack of Moosehead and at least 2 bottles of Canadian Club before that would happen.
DRich
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October 22nd, 2019 at 4:06:03 PM permalink
Quote: Hullabaloo

I'd guess that would take a 24 pack of Moosehead and at least 2 bottles of Canadian Club before that would happen.



For Nathan or for PokerGrinder?
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
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October 22nd, 2019 at 6:05:14 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

at which time he will get drunk and end up sleeping with Nathan.



And in the morning his biggest regret will be all those extra calories from the alcohol
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October 22nd, 2019 at 8:20:30 PM permalink
Quote: michael99000

And in the morning his biggest regret will be all those extra calories from the alcohol

And that he confessed his true feelings.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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October 23rd, 2019 at 2:24:35 AM permalink
Quote: DRich

Am I the only one that doesn't understand this?



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November 30th, 2019 at 12:32:13 AM permalink
I've wanted to leave my hometown since I was 19. I'm 50. I still live in my hometown.
Born in Texas and lived in Texas my whole life.
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November 30th, 2019 at 1:52:42 AM permalink
Is it the zombies that keep you there?
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November 30th, 2019 at 3:04:50 AM permalink
Quote: jjjoooggg

I've wanted to leave my hometown since I was 19. I'm 50. I still live in my hometown(Bellingham Washington).

And yet, I wanted to move back to my hometown since about 2002 (been in Vegas since 1990).

Most of my childhood friends we're born and raised there and still remain.
I don't think they initially stayed for any other reason than family and whatnot.
At some point they probably realized It's pretty nice town and surrounding area and decided there wasn't a good reason to leave.

I know the Wizard recently visited the area and was very impressed he was very surprised to find out that's where I grew up.

It's not really a secret, but I really don't like the desert. I don't hate Vegas I'm fairly certain I wouldn't miss it for the most part.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
DRich
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November 30th, 2019 at 9:25:15 AM permalink
Quote: jjjoooggg

I've wanted to leave my hometown since I was 19. I'm 50. I still live in my hometown.



Why haven't you left? I left mine at 18 and have never returned.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
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November 30th, 2019 at 10:34:20 AM permalink
Quote: jjjoooggg

I've wanted to leave my hometown since I was 19. I'm 50. I still live in my hometown.

Bellingham, WA is a nice place.
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November 30th, 2019 at 10:48:42 AM permalink
I feel like for me, more travelling makes me more inclined to leave where I am. Some people hate travel though.
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November 30th, 2019 at 12:55:19 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

Why haven't you left? I left mine at 18 and have never returned.



The story is not going to be exciting, but boring. Trust me.
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November 30th, 2019 at 9:56:36 PM permalink
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Looks like those adverts have a lasting psychological effect on us so we will remember the product forever and finally will purchase it.
DRich
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January 23rd, 2020 at 7:54:18 AM permalink
I ate two Snickers bars at 7am for breakfast.
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January 23rd, 2020 at 8:21:00 AM permalink
I posted in here I run the most feared SECRETIVE AP team on the East Coast.

I thought the joke about that being a secret was obvious (posting about it in a public forum) but apparently no one got the joke.

It's feared, yes, but secretive no (they can't fear you if they don't know you)
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January 23rd, 2020 at 8:39:36 AM permalink
Quote: darkoz

I posted in here I run the most feared SECRETIVE AP team on the East Coast.

I thought the joke about that being a secret was obvious (posting about it in a public forum) but apparently no one got the joke.

It's feared, yes, but secretive no (they can't fear you if they don't know you)



Tell that to Keyser Soze.
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January 23rd, 2020 at 8:55:36 AM permalink
Quote: unJon

Tell that to Keyser Soze.



Good point!

Tell the APs who jumped ship :)
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January 23rd, 2020 at 9:04:39 AM permalink
Quote: DRich

I ate two Snickers bars at 7am for breakfast.



Sleeping to the crack of noon would eliminate the need for breakfast.
It also eliminates much stress. Half of the day has already passed ,drama free.
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January 23rd, 2020 at 9:58:04 AM permalink
Quote: billryan

Sleeping to the crack of noon would eliminate the need for breakfast.
It also eliminates much stress. Half of the day has already passed ,drama free.



I wish my employers felt that way.
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October 7th, 2021 at 6:40:03 AM permalink
Quote: darkoz

I posted in here I run the most feared SECRETIVE AP team on the East Coast.

I thought the joke about that being a secret was obvious (posting about it in a public forum) but apparently no one got the joke.

It's feared, yes, but secretive no (they can't fear you if they don't know you)

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    Invite please. Lol.
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    I gained almost five pounds in the last six months.
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    October 8th, 2021 at 10:39:03 AM permalink
    Quote: AxelWolf

    Quote: Nathan

    I almost drowned as a 5 year old. I left the apartment and impulsively jumped into the pool for fun and an Asian man got me out of the pool. He saved my life. :) My mother was relieved and extremely grateful I was saved. :)

    Since when don't Asian men mind their own damn business? J/K (-;
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    I know it’s old, but I missed this way back then. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on WoV.
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    November 3rd, 2021 at 11:47:50 AM permalink
    Quote: JimRockford

    Quote: AxelWolf

    Quote: Nathan

    I almost drowned as a 5 year old. I left the apartment and impulsively jumped into the pool for fun and an Asian man got me out of the pool. He saved my life. :) My mother was relieved and extremely grateful I was saved. :)

    Since when don't Asian men mind their own damn business? J/K (-;
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    I know it’s old, but I missed this way back then. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on WoV.
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    Thank you for reviving the dead. I agree, that is funny.
    At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
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