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December 4th, 2016 at 7:56:33 PM permalink
Quote: billryan

Other than its sister property, the Big Horn.



I stand corrected.
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December 4th, 2016 at 10:14:59 PM permalink
Don't ever hit a big jackpot and die there; security vehemently discourages it because it's too much paperwork for them.
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December 4th, 2016 at 10:27:34 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

Don't ever hit a big jackpot and die there; security vehemently discourages it because it's too much paperwork for them.



Security there has 3 different options to shoot you with. Most are old retired law enforcement with itchy trigger fingers. One time G the blackjack dealer was pissed because security missed with the taser on a patron and he almost got hit with the dart. I was in there eating when a guy got tased in the cafe. It's always entertaining on a Friday night and they have a great breakfast.
mcallister3200
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December 4th, 2016 at 10:55:32 PM permalink
Prices are good in the restaurant for sure. I can't get past the stench to have an appetite there though. Also wouldnt feel comfortable with more than $30 in my wallet there.
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December 4th, 2016 at 11:11:36 PM permalink
Quote: MaxPen

Security there has 3 different options to shoot you with. Most are old retired law enforcement with itchy trigger fingers. One time G the blackjack dealer was pissed because security missed with the taser on a patron and he almost got hit with the dart. I was in there eating when a guy got tased in the cafe. It's always entertaining on a Friday night and they have a great breakfast.




Central California, the card room had been robbed earlier in the month. Security Guard, a sick gambler like the rest of us, was in a game when it happened. The second time, the SAME dudes came to rob it again. Dumb! But this time, Security Guard sat in the game facing the window and saw them coming. Quickly folded his hand, ducked behind the water cooler, and blasted the sh*t out of them. Dead!

But the game went on.

PS: Guard still owes me 40 bucks. loser
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December 5th, 2016 at 7:25:45 AM permalink
I agree with MaxPen. Longhorn is a great place for breakfast especially if you like cheap diner style food.

Once in a while we play golf in that area around 7am. We will always meet at Longhorn for breakfast, $1 beers, and $2 tequila shots. Some of my worst mornings have resulted from 3 beers, 3 tequilas, and the 8oz sausage patty platter before teeing off at 7am on a 110 degree day.
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Ayecarumba
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December 5th, 2016 at 9:59:10 AM permalink
Quote: DRich

... Some of my worst mornings have resulted from 3 beers, 3 tequilas, and the 8oz sausage patty platter before teeing off at 7am on a 110 degree day.



Hehe... What could go wrong???
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December 5th, 2016 at 11:02:23 AM permalink
Thanks Mission! I have hit most of the casinos in Vegas, even some of the small dives but never this one. It's on my list for a future visit.
Ayecarumba
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December 5th, 2016 at 12:32:54 PM permalink
There's a small typo in the last sentence of the section titled, "The Games":

The Longhorn returns 100% of the entry fees to its players as prices.

I think you meant "prizes".
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Mission146
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December 5th, 2016 at 4:36:08 PM permalink
Boz,

It's a must visit!

AyeCarumba,

Thanks, I'll make that correction right now.

EDIT: Never mind, I can't. I'll send an E-Mail and either request the correction or access to that section on the back end.
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