Heart Attack Grill
Has anybody here been, share your experiences.
I assume if you don't want paddled you just say no? I think they are known to whack the crap out of you. I have seem many complain that it hurt. I have been paddled by my principal in middle school and no way am I ever having that done again.
Quote: GWAEDid you see others paddled? Is it just guys or do they paddle woman too?
I assume if you don't want paddled you just say no? I think they are known to whack the crap out of you. I have seem many complain that it hurt. I have been paddled by my principal in middle school and no way am I ever having that done again.
No, we didnt see anybody else paddled and there were around 5 other tables of customers.
We are going to be back in Vegas this Oct with 2 guys that have never been and plan on going back just so they can try it out. I am going to order a single and push them to order a double and see if they get spanked hard. I sure as sh*t will never let them paddle me again.
Lots of food AND a FREE PADDLING?
For some that is a true AP.
Edited to add spoiler tag.
I can see if they were to give a big wind up, then 'pull their punch' so to speak so it makes a sound but not a mark and not painful, that would be funny. But bruises? No way.
Of course, they probably figure that most (all?) guys aren't gonna wuss out and complain. But if any do, I'd bet that cat calls of "cry baby" would be coming next.
As a comparison, about 10 years ago, I was at Disneyworld with my wife, her brother, and his 7 year old daughter.
One day we had lunch at the 50's Prime Time Cafe in the Hollywood park. The theme is very 1950's. B&W TVs on every table, and every table looks like it's in a kitchen from a house in the 50's. 'Mom' is cooking, and everyone at the other tables are 'cousins.' Very fun vibe.
Anyway, during our conversation, I let slip a 'damn' which, in the 50's was almost as bad as an F bomb today. The waitress heard it. She made a big deal out of it, and let the other tables know that I needed to be punished - she was gonna wash my mouth out with soap. She got a spoonful of something white, came over and grabbed my nose, tilted my head back, and plopped it in my mouth. Although it didn't look it, it turned out to be whipped cream. I went along by pretending it really was soap.
My point is, there's a right way, and a wrong way, to do something. Heart Attack Grill is doing it wrong.
Quote: DJTeddyBearAs a comparison, about 10 years ago, I was at Disneyworld with my wife, her brother, and his 7 year old daughter.
One day we had lunch at the 50's Prime Time Cafe in the Hollywood park. The theme is very 1950's. B&W TVs on every table, and every table looks like it's in a kitchen from a house in the 50's. 'Mom' is cooking, and everyone at the other tables are 'cousins.' Very fun vibe.
Anyway, during our conversation, I let slip a 'damn' which, in the 50's was almost as bad as an F bomb today. The waitress heard it. She made a big deal out of it, and let the other tables know that I needed to be punished - she was gonna wash my mouth out with soap. She got a spoonful of something white, came over and grabbed my nose, tilted my head back, and plopped it in my mouth. Although it didn't look it, it turned out to be whipped cream. I went along by pretending it really was soap.
My point is, there's a right way, and a wrong way, to do something. Heart Attack Grill is doing it wrong.
I was going to say, this reminds me of an extreme version of the 50's Prime Time Cafe.
Unfortunately in my recent visits, the wait staff there have seemed to lighten up quite a bit. Too many complaints, I guess.
Quote: DJTeddyBearAs a comparison, about 10 years ago, I was at Disneyworld with my wife, her brother, and his 7 year old daughter.
One day we had lunch at the 50's Prime Time Cafe in the Hollywood park. The theme is very 1950's. B&W TVs on every table, and every table looks like it's in a kitchen from a house in the 50's. 'Mom' is cooking, and everyone at the other tables are 'cousins.' Very fun vibe.
Anyway, during our conversation, I let slip a 'damn' which, in the 50's was almost as bad as an F bomb today. The waitress heard it. She made a big deal out of it, and let the other tables know that I needed to be punished - she was gonna wash my mouth out with soap. She got a spoonful of something white, came over and grabbed my nose, tilted my head back, and plopped it in my mouth. Although it didn't look it, it turned out to be whipped cream. I went along by pretending it really was soap.
Thats actually pretty funny and not at all cruel.
Yeah, it had me wondering if they could be charged with assault. I would imagine probably not, as I allowed it to happen. However, nobody could assume they would do it with that level of force.
Quote: NathanYour incident seems harrowing. I would have reported her to her manager/sued. Paddling an ADULT is supposed to be fun and enjoyable, not hurt like the dickens like a school Marm paddling her young students circa 1888.
I got the distant feeling that not only did management not give a sh*t, they condoned just activity.
Quote: onenickelmiracleThey probably shouldn't paddle anyone, that is just strange. Coming out black and blue, that's cruel, they shouldn't hit that hard. You have to really want to hurt someone to bruise them.
Yeah, I didnt mind the concept of the paddling, as in the gimmick, but it was the way they did it.
I thought that they may have been trying to get back at us for my brother's comment until I read other people post they had gotten it hard too.
Quote: onenickelmiracleThey probably shouldn't paddle anyone, that is just strange. Coming out black and blue, that's cruel, they shouldn't hit that hard. You have to really want to hurt someone to bruise them.
That alarmed me too. Bruising someone is a good way to end up in jail. I don't get why they get to assault people as part of their job. Face it. Paddling someone's butt so hard their butt turns black and blue is straight up assault, no pun intended.
Quote: Aussiewith the performers being the massive fatties who get to experience adulation for their physical abnormalities for the first time in their lives.
Hey, I resemble that remark...
If someone asked me for a BJ I would whip your ass black and blue! You deserve it, you POS! It's called unwanted sexual advance, dumbass!
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Quote: KevinAAIf someone asked me for a BJ I would whip your ass black and blue! You deserve it, you POS! It's called unwanted sexual advance, dumbass!
First of all, I didn't say it...my brother did. And yes, I agree it is crude and wrong. However thats total nonsense that crude words should result in a beating. Are you saying that anytime somebody is offended by an insulting comment they have the right to beat somebody's ass?
Quote: NathanThat pushes the obesity epidemic even further.
It’s called heart attack grill, that’s their schtick.
If you are over 350lbs you can eat there for free.
Quote: gamerfreakIf you are over 350lbs you can eat there for free.
Do those folks get to eat all they can eat, or are there limits imposed on their seemingly gargantuan appetites?
You agree to get hit with a paddle, then complain when it hurts? And want to file a frivolous law suit?
I would expect them to shoot for a bright red bottom. But it is an inexact science and some people bruise easily.
This sort of thing isn't meant for you. It's meant for people with a sense of fun and adventure who will see getting hit "too hard" as a fun story rather than an opportunity to be a baby.
When something isn't for you, don't go rather than trying to ruin it for everyone else.
Quote: VCUSkyhawkFirst of all, I didn't say it...my brother did. And yes, I agree it is crude and wrong. However thats total nonsense that crude words should result in a beating. Are you saying that anytime somebody is offended by an insulting comment they have the right to beat somebody's ass?
The funny thing is the waitress would have been totally justified in having you both physically removed. If she was as thin skinned as your bro, she could have called the cops and claimed you were soliciting prostitution or something.
Your brother agreed to be paddled and then was a massive b about it. She did not agree to be harassed but she rolled with the punches.
Quote: RigondeauxMost of this thread strikes me as a bunch of whining.
You agree to get hit with a paddle, then complain when it hurts? And want to file a frivolous law suit?
I would expect them to shoot for a bright red bottom. But it is an inexact science and some people bruise easily.
This sort of thing isn't meant for you. It's meant for people with a sense of fun and adventure who will see getting hit "too hard" as a fun story rather than an opportunity to be a baby.
When something isn't for you, don't go rather than trying to ruin it for everyone else.
Rigon, there is a difference between playfully and lightly paddling an adult in 2018 and paddling an adult so hard like a School Marm from 1889 paddling her young students!
Quote: VCUSkyhawkI disagree. I thought i was signing up to get hit with a squirt gun and got shot by a AR15 (those are the scary ones )
All I'm saying is, if a restaurant offers to hit you over the head with a iron skillet, or any type of blow, best consider it somewhat at your own risk.
Perhaps other patrons complained they weren't hit hard enough.
Quote: VCUSkyhawkSo, somehow I am the villain for something my brother did? Also, at not point was I "whining" or "acting like a b*tch". I was merely stating that I thought it was excessive. Jesus, thanks for reminding me why I normally just lurk here instead of commenting.
If I was at a table where someone said that to the waitress, I'm not letting it fly. Your silence speaks for you, and not in a good way. She, quite rightfully, judged your brother to be a dick and made a similar judgement about his running buddies.
Quote: MrVDo those folks get to eat all they can eat, or are there limits imposed on their seemingly gargantuan appetites?
They have to buy a beverage to get a free burger. There is no limit, other than one beverage purchase for each burger.
I have not dined at the HAG. I love a good burger, but hear this place is just so so (as your post confirms.)
Quote: billryanYour silence speaks for you, and not in a good way.
"He who would live in peace and ease
Should not speak all he knows, nor judge all he sees."
--- Benjamin Franklin
"Judge not, lest ye be judged."
--- Jesus Christ
Quote: MrV"He who would live in peace and ease
Should not speak all he knows, nor judge all he sees."
--- Benjamin Franklin
"Judge not, lest ye be judged."
--- Jesus Christ
I'm not judging. As I said, my statement was from the servers POV.
I could eat there for free but have no interest in it or its practices.
What I don't get is why the OP let his beating continue, why he let his brother suffer the same fate and why he wants to subject his friends to it?
Quote: billryan
What I don't get is why the OP let his beating continue, why he let his brother suffer the same fate and why he wants to subject his friends to it?
As I stated, I was stunned by the first blow, but your right I should have stopped it there.
As to why i didnt warn my brother...well, I wanted him to suffer too LOL
Quote: VCUSkyhawkIndeed. We had been drinking since about 2 PM and it was around 9 or so.
You bruise far easier when you are drunk.
Quote: gamerfreakYou bruise far easier when you are drunk.
Hmmm, I had never heard that. I just had to look it up. It makes sense according to the article.
https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19524567/alcohol-and-bruising/
I will stand by my statement that, if he uttered a peep of complaint, your bro is a massive B. Can dish it out but can't take it.
Quote: VCUSkyhawk
As to why i didnt warn my brother...well, I wanted him to suffer too LOL
That's certainly part of the fun! What a let down it would be to see your buddy get the spanking, then get off with a love tap or some play acting.
I believe we are going again this fall when we hit Vegas and we want to see our Vegas newbie suffer as well, so we are going to try to get them to order a double. I know one thing is for sure, I dont care if I dont finish my food, no matter what happens I will be declining the paddling in the future.
Quote: KevinAAI went with a friend two years ago. We both saw someone else get paddled while eating, so we knew what would happen if we didn't finish. I ate all my food, but he didn't. He didn't seem to mind getting spanked by a hot chick. No bruises, though, just red marks. It was great fun, and I look forward to going again.
If someone asked me for a BJ I would whip your ass black and blue! You deserve it, you POS! It's called unwanted sexual advance, dumbass!
Mod note: I am taking this name-calling to be directed at "someone", who is AFAIK not a member here, and not the member telling the story . It would be easy to make the case that this was directed at the member, though, so warning issued to make it unambiguous if you're going to make such characterizations. Thank you.
So, if someone says something that you deem offensive, physical violence is the appropriate response?
What if a woman made an offensive remark to a man - same standard?
Reminds me of a post I made in my blog:
Quote: www.epicesquire.comI was just walking on the Strip and one of the S&M cops with the whip hit me in the ass with her whip as I walked by – I neither requested it nor welcomed it – if one of the shirtless men who pose for photos on the Strip smacked a woman on the ass as she walked by – society would be outraged and the #metoo movement would protest – I get whipped and people walking by smile and giggle
