Lovecomps
Lovecomps
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March 15th, 2020 at 4:24:35 PM permalink
I was in Vegas yesterday and here's what's going on;

All the slot machines are guarded and they are driving away the old ladies. You have to show Id to an armed guard before they let you play to prove that you''re under 70.

The cocktail waitresses bring you Purell instead of beer.

There's a huge pile of wet naps at every crap table and you're required to wipe your hands before you make a throw.

Every dealer is wearing surgical masks and gloves.

The escorts can't come in without being tested for the virus first. However, bringing the Clap is still allowed.

I was able to make a fortune at the sports book because every game had already been played two weeks ago so I knew the outcome before it started.

The buns and hobo's have fled Freemont Street beause they're afraid of being around dirty people who might make them sick.

If you sneeze at the poker table you''ll win because everyone else will fold and flee the table.

Kissing the dice for luck will get you arrested.

What happens in Vegas is now being brought home from Vegas
The best things in life are not free.
AxelWolf
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March 15th, 2020 at 7:40:51 PM permalink
How many coronavirus threads do we actually need?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
smoothgrh
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March 15th, 2020 at 7:43:08 PM permalink
I saw that Sigma Derby horse #5 at The D broke down from coronavirus!
onenickelmiracle
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March 16th, 2020 at 3:20:18 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

How many coronavirus threads do we actually need?

I have one more, if it'll be allowed, it'll be provoking. There are some rumors that I would like to have some feedback on from the great thinkers here.
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is the care taker. Hold my beer.
AxelWolf
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March 16th, 2020 at 3:25:43 AM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

I have one more, if it'll be allowed, it'll be provoking. There are some rumors that I would like to have some feedback on from the great thinkers here.

Please just add it to one of the ones already available.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪

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