Wizardofnothing
Wizardofnothing
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July 19th, 2016 at 5:46:46 PM permalink
What a perfect last name for this story


http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20160719_ap_f0e70f57ce814c76bfb0bb14e22fe40b.html?mobi=true
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DeMango
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July 20th, 2016 at 1:56:05 PM permalink
Needs the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe!
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Ayecarumba
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July 20th, 2016 at 2:47:15 PM permalink
Would she cash the purples herself, accounting for them as tokes, or would she pass them to a confederate to put into play or take to the cashiers?

I am undecided if this is a better angle to shoot than shoplifting meat by stuffing it in your pants.
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Ibeatyouraces
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July 20th, 2016 at 3:03:54 PM permalink
Quote: DeMango

Needs the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe!


Only Hammand Egger would go there!
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
Johnzimbo
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July 20th, 2016 at 4:47:27 PM permalink
She had a nice rack...of chips
FleaStiff
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July 20th, 2016 at 11:41:52 PM permalink
Can't afford a lawyer; can't afford a phone... probably a crime of impulse.
Romes
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July 21st, 2016 at 7:14:28 AM permalink
Quote: Johnzimbo

She had a nice rack...of chips

+1 I appreciate this =P.
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