Timspeed Crap

There is no point in continued posting or responding to new posts made as relate TimSpeed.

I will delete all new posts of any current or future incarnation of Timspeed's alleged Mother or any member of TimSpeed's alleged family.

I will delete all responses to or concerning the aforementioned individuals from anyone else who responds to the aforementioned posts before I have had the opportunity to delete them.

I will proceed to ban any future incarnations of Timspeed's alleged Mother or TimSpeed's alleged family.

Other than what already exists, I will delete everything that even remotely has anything to do with this matter.

If Timspeed's alleged Mother/Family is simply a convoluted form of Trolling, then I am hereby requesting that you leave this message board and quit wasting our time. If Timspeed's alleged Mother/Family represents an actual issue, then I am requesting you quit posting because the official position of WoV is that we cannot do anything for you and you have violated our posting Rules flagrantly and repeatedly.

If there is anyone who wishes to lend you any assistance, or if there is anyone here who is qualified to do so, I should assume that such person will PM you with contact information and details as to how he/she can help.

With that said, I wouldn't expect any PM's. Legitimate or not, please go find something else to do.

Thank you, good day.

-Mission146

Your message lacks clarity. Do you want someone to start a new Timspeed thread, or not ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTAGWcMH0Ek

Quote: Buzzard

Your message lacks clarity. Do you want someone to start a new Timspeed thread, or not ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTAGWcMH0Ek

Don't get anyone started, next thing you know I'll have forty-two Members in the JuicieJennie thread posting, "Hi there," in bold all caps.

Quote: Buzzard

Your message lacks clarity. Do you want someone to start a new Timspeed thread, or not ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTAGWcMH0Ek

We have a name for a guy like you back home......I'm going to refrain from regaling you with the particular nom de plume at this time but you better watch out!!! :)

Quote: Mission146

Don't get anyone started, next thing you know I'll have forty-two Members in the JuicieJennie thread posting, "Hi there," in bold all caps.

Juicyjennie?!?!?!?!?!? Where, where.......

I believe that word is " humanitarian ".

Quote: Buzzard

I believe that word is " humanitarian ".

I'm trying to figure out if I can come up with an anagram for "Humanitarian" that might describe you a little better :)

Everyone: Please read the OP if you haven't yet.

There are two blondes standing on a pier off of the Ohio River looking at the moon.

The first blonde asks, "Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?"

The second blonde replies, "Duh! You can see the moon, can you see Florida from here!?"

Wow. Looks like I missed something while my back was turned.

Kinda makes me glad that I don't read every post, and that I'm not an administrator anymore. :)

Quote: Buzzard

Your message lacks clarity.

more like this

Quote: Mission146

I will proceed to ban any future incarnations of Timspeed's alleged Mother or TimSpeed's alleged family.

Just to be sure I understand completely, are you saying that you will ban any future incarnation of TIMSPEED himself or just alleged family members who might be stalking him?

Does this mean that I should not expect TIMSPEED to show up for our expected meeting when we are in the same town next weekend?

Quote: Buzzard

Your message lacks clarity. Do you want someone to start a new Timspeed thread, or not ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTAGWcMH0Ek

See Mission I told you it lacked clarity. I can not understand why you doubt anything I post. Even that Josh Axelrad used to give free Blackjack lessons in the backroom of Pete's Candy Store. Of course this was before his book was published.

Luckily all the other forum members know I have an impeccable reputation for always being truthful.

Quote: Doc

Just to be sure I understand completely, are you saying that you will ban any future incarnation of TIMSPEED himself or just alleged family members who might be stalking him?

Does this mean that I should not expect TIMSPEED to show up for our expected meeting when we are in the same town next weekend?

I don't know whether TIMSPEED himself will show up or not, but I've also banned him and his duplicates.

Miss Timspeed and his mama or whatever that was. Sure was some funny assed drama.