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darkoz
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April 5th, 2021 at 9:08:35 PM permalink
The following trip just occurred. Fair warning it is boring. There is no adventure here. There are enough adventures threads.

That said everything in this trip report is true (how could it not be, it's boring).

Day One (Saturday April 3rd):

I have two comped nights at Encore Boston Harbor. I arrange a family trip since my son-in-law has family in Boston.

My daughter, son-in-law and grandkids live in another state so I hop the Amtrak to Back Bay Boston Harbor.

The plan is they meet me there so I am car mobile but on the train I get text messages detailing a family squabble. They aren't going to travel hours in a car with the argument ongoing. I'm on my own it appears.

At Back Bay I catch a cab to Encore Boston Harbor.

The hotel lobby is amazing with a Faux merry go round. It moves although it's not for riding.





The fancy escalators. Tried not to catch anyone's face!



Checked in. They upgraded me to a suite (I'm certain it's cause I lost money)

The 23rd floor.



The long hallway (echoes of the Shining or the Borgata)



The suite. (Honestly it doesn't look like much to me. Nice but not anymore nice than other casino rooms.)



For a price you can grab sundries inside the room. Besides the usual snacks and drinks there is a charging kit.



And even an intimacy kit so there is no excuses!!!!



It includes two condoms and lube!!!!



It's even water based lube!!!!



I was hungry so decided to check out a restaurant in the casino.

The Red 8 is an Asian restaurant so I ordered the Mongolian Beef.

It was going to take about twenty minutes so I stuck $200 into a slot I never played before. I quickly was down $140 when I got a bonus round.

After the bonus I was up $45. MDawg gives good strategy advice. I am learning! Cashed out with $45 profit.

Will try again tomorrow after 6am, when the casino says it's a new day, new session.

So far

+$45 (slots)

-$150 (Amtrak)

-$20 (cab)

-$2.75 (NYC subway)

Paid for my Mongolian Beef with comp dollars.

+$22

Trip profit total end first day: -$104.25

Back in my room the Mongolian Beef:



And a Coke!



Expensive cutlery was supplied!



The Mongolian Beef was AWESOME!

OMG, DELICIOUS!!!

Cut to:

Day Two (Sunday, April fourth):

Six hours of diarrhea and heavy vomiting as the Mongolian Beef came out in both directions.

To Be Continued:
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rainman
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April 5th, 2021 at 9:30:05 PM permalink
I call BS. surely you would have taken the bus not the train.
darkoz
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April 5th, 2021 at 9:33:06 PM permalink
Quote: rainman

I call BS. surely you would have taken the bus not the train.



If you splurge and pay business class on Amtrak instead of coach you get two free soft drinks.

I couldn't resist.

(That's true BTW)
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April 5th, 2021 at 9:59:35 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz


And even an intimacy kit so there is no excuses!!!!

It includes two condoms and lube!!!!

It's even water based lube!!!!



This is the only WOV post to ever provoke me to google "water-based lube advantages." But UGH, now I dread the Google Ads that I will have to endure in the future because I have done this.


Quote: darkoz


Six hours of diarrhea and heavy vomiting as the Mongolian Beef came out in both directions.



LOL, if you had used the water-based lube, the Mongolian Beef might only have required 3 hours to make the luge run out of your system.
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Deucekies
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April 5th, 2021 at 10:02:23 PM permalink
The bed doesn't face the TV? C'mon now...
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EvenBob
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April 5th, 2021 at 10:09:22 PM permalink
No more boring then any other trip report. Case you haven't noticed gambling is very boring. The best part about taking a gambling trip is when you go home.
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Joeman
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April 6th, 2021 at 5:21:26 AM permalink
Wait, DarkOz playing the part of the ploppy and 6 hour explosive Mongolian diarrhea? That is hardly what I would call boring!

Looking forward to the next installment...
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April 6th, 2021 at 7:04:04 AM permalink
Darkoz, thank you for not providing pictures of the explosive diarrhrea.
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darkoz
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April 6th, 2021 at 7:11:21 AM permalink
Quote: DRich

Darkoz, thank you for not providing pictures of the explosive diarrhrea.



Damn, I hadn't even thought of that one.

Honestly I was so sick trip reports were not on my mind
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BoSox
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April 6th, 2021 at 8:16:06 AM permalink
Now, this is a good trip report, but why did you order that kind of meal? Have you asked for a host yet?

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