darkoz
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May 31st, 2018 at 12:18:10 PM permalink
It was my very early days as an AP before I had even heard of that term when i was still rather homeless

My ex-fiance, amazonian nubian and former gang member and boxer was letting me crash at her place

I had been given a free buffet by the casino on a steamed shrimp day. My mistake I told my fiance.

"Get me a plate of shrimp"

"Now" I replied "you know they dont allow food to leave the buffet"

"And you know im letting you sleep in my house and if you wanna keep sleeping and not get your head busted you better come home with a bag full of shrimp"

As I said she is a former gang member and boxer she punches - hard!

The plate in front of me was filled to the brim with shrimp. The waitress remarked "wow you must love shrimp"

I shook my head with gusto

Through the next 15 minutes stuffed my bag full of shrimp

Waitress came back and saw empty plate

"Wow, you really was hungry! You ate all them shrimps that fast?"

I sheepishly nodded yes. "I was very hungry" I added confidently

"I see. You even ate the shells!"
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EvenBob
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May 31st, 2018 at 12:50:53 PM permalink
When a woman asks me to steal for
her, that's kinda sorta my warning
sign to get the hell out. I dated a
girl who found a wallet on her seat
at the movie we were seeing. She
took out the money ($130) and threw
the wallet under the seat in front of
her. That was our last date..
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal
darkoz
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May 31st, 2018 at 1:52:43 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

When a woman asks me to steal for
her, that's kinda sorta my warning
sign to get the hell out. I dated a
girl who found a wallet on her seat
at the movie we were seeing. She
took out the money ($130) and threw
the wallet under the seat in front of
her. That was our last date..



Note it was my ex-fiance at that time
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klimate10
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May 31st, 2018 at 2:25:14 PM permalink
When a man is homeless and trying to get his feet set, he should be given a little leeway.

Hopefully, she was at least good looking. I’ve known a few good looking delinquents.

I enjoyed your story.
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May 31st, 2018 at 2:28:14 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I dated a
girl who found a wallet on her seat
at the movie we were seeing. She
took out the money ($130) and threw
the wallet under the seat in front of
her. That was our last date..



I hope you did this to her.


Direct: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vujNcE_43Qg
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AxelWolf
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May 31st, 2018 at 3:06:58 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

When a woman asks me to steal for
her, that's kinda sorta my warning
sign to get the hell out. I dated a
girl who found a wallet on her seat
at the movie we were seeing. She
took out the money ($130) and threw
the wallet under the seat in front of
her. That was our last date..

It was probably your last date with her regardless. (-;
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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May 31st, 2018 at 3:09:22 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

It was my very early days as an AP before I had even heard of that term when i was still rather homeless

My ex-fiance, amazonian nubian and former gang member and boxer was letting me crash at her place

I had been given a free buffet by the casino on a steamed shrimp day. My mistake I told my fiance.

"Get me a plate of shrimp"

"Now" I replied "you know they dont allow food to leave the buffet"

"And you know im letting you sleep in my house and if you wanna keep sleeping and not get your head busted you better come home with a bag full of shrimp"

As I said she is a former gang member and boxer she punches - hard!

The plate in front of me was filled to the brim with shrimp. The waitress remarked "wow you must love shrimp"

I shook my head with gusto

Through the next 15 minutes stuffed my bag full of shrimp

Waitress came back and saw empty plate

"Wow, you really was hungry! You ate all them shrimps that fast?"

I sheepishly nodded yes. "I was very hungry" I added confidently

"I see. You even ate the shells!"

I think you might need your own little Nathans's corner as well. (-;

"I see. You even ate the shells!" LOL
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
EvenBob
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May 31st, 2018 at 4:42:05 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

It was probably your last date with her regardless. (-;



We'll never know. But if a woman steals
like that, she'll steal from you when she
gets the chance. I cound't believe she
did it right in front of me and laughed
about it later.
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal
odiousgambit
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May 31st, 2018 at 4:46:19 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

I hope you did this to her.



ya know, Michael, I wonder about you sometimes.
the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: “Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!” She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder
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May 31st, 2018 at 11:51:12 PM permalink
I found a black chip on the casino floor, put it in my pocket and had no qualms whatsoever.

I found a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk in front of a casino and also pocketed it: no worries.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.
"What, me worry?"

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