aceofspades
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May 8th, 2015 at 12:56:40 PM permalink
Just arrived

Played 1 shoe
Didn't lose a double down


Trip is +2k
EvenBob
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May 8th, 2015 at 1:02:22 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades




Trip is +2k



So you're 2 grand up and on your way
home? Good to hear, worth the trip.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
aceofspades
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May 8th, 2015 at 1:04:55 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

So you're 2 grand up and on your way
home? Good to hear, worth the trip.



Weekend goal is +5k
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May 8th, 2015 at 1:09:38 PM permalink
I can't believe it. I thought you just got home to your nice dog and friendly Community By-Law Officers. So like when do you practice law?
Just kidding.
Lookout Don Johnson.
aceofspades
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May 8th, 2015 at 1:16:36 PM permalink
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I can't believe it. I thought you just got home to your nice dog and friendly Community By-Law Officers. So like when do you practice law?
Just kidding.
Lookout Don Johnson.




Haha I justt settled a few cases - have some time on my hands lol
EvenBob
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May 8th, 2015 at 1:21:08 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Haha I haut settled a few cases - l



Marriage is the happiest day of your
life. Until the later, happier, event.
Ace, spreader of happiness and joy.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
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May 8th, 2015 at 1:23:06 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Marriage is the happiest day of your
life. Until the later, happier, event.
Ace, spreader of happiness and joy.



I should put that on my business card
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May 8th, 2015 at 1:49:36 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Marriage is the happiest day of your
life. Until the later, happier, event.
Ace, spreader of happiness and joy.


They say the two happiest days of a boat owners life are the day he buys the boat and the day he sells the boat. I think it works the same way with marriage
A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a danish
EvenBob
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May 8th, 2015 at 1:53:18 PM permalink
Quote: Gabes22

I think it works the same way with marriage



They say it about everything. Kid born, kid
leaving. Vacay cottage bought, vacay
cottage sold. Time share bought, and, well,
you'll never be able to sell it, so maybe
buying it is the happiest and saddest day
all at once.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
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May 8th, 2015 at 1:56:37 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Time share bought, and, well,
you'll never be able to sell it, so maybe
buying it is the happiest and saddest day
all at once.


But don't forgot about the 2 passes to a crappy buffet and a crappy show that you got !

I've been to some. It helps if you have an IQ above 70 to cut through the bs presentation and pressure.
There's emptiness behind their eyes There's dust in all their hearts They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
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May 8th, 2015 at 2:15:40 PM permalink
Have a Great Weekend Ace and keep up the start! The weather is incredible and the city should be busy. Assuming your at GN?
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May 8th, 2015 at 2:24:09 PM permalink
Quote: Boz

Have a Great Weekend Ace and keep up the start! The weather is incredible and the city should be busy. Assuming your at GN?




Yeah weather should hold up
I'm thinking positively and keeping my fingers crossed for a nice turnaround from Vegas
EvenBob
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May 8th, 2015 at 2:25:17 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

keeping my fingers crossed



Does that work? Lets make this a case study.
You're case number 1.
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May 8th, 2015 at 5:34:26 PM permalink
Nothing from Ace in over 4 hours. This could
mean bad news.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
Gabes22
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May 8th, 2015 at 5:41:28 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Nothing from Ace in over 4 hours. This could
mean bad news.


It could be, but it so happens to coincide with dinner time. I think that is at least an hour and a half of the 4.
A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a danish
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May 8th, 2015 at 5:44:25 PM permalink
Maybe he was accosted by third generation feminists
aceofspades
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May 8th, 2015 at 6:07:45 PM permalink
Have no fear - had dinner with my dad then, as I was about to play, my host asked me to come to the steakhouse for a dinner and wine tasting. I told her I ate but I guess she needed to put some fannies in the seats as it is more like a time share presentation for wine connoisseurs. Now I'm going to be sitting here - I am way underdressed but my host needed seats - she definitely was reaching the bottom of the barrel asking me to show up

It would be rude to leave so I will not be playing for another 30-40 minutes
aceofspades
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May 8th, 2015 at 7:11:24 PM permalink
Just lost 1600 back in 1 shoe
Only won 4 hands the rest were pushes or losses
EvenBob
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May 8th, 2015 at 7:20:06 PM permalink
Pretend you just got there and haven't played
yet.
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May 8th, 2015 at 7:43:12 PM permalink
Quote: Gabes22

They say the two happiest days of a boat owners life are the day he buys the boat and the day he sells the boat. I think it works the same way with marriage



If it flies, floats, or f***s, it's always cheaper to rent it.
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May 8th, 2015 at 8:23:31 PM permalink
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Not my rules. Someone got an official warning for typing "$h!t" but used an "s" and "i" instead of "$" and "!"



I'm not too worried about it.
Ibeatyouraces
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May 8th, 2015 at 8:24:41 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

I'm not too worried about it.


Me either. Just trying to be helpful :-)
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May 8th, 2015 at 8:25:04 PM permalink
Will you guys please quit saying or quoting f***!? I'm getting tired of deleting all of these posts...since they are all just f*** or discussion of saying f***. Just use some f***ing asterisks, it's not the end of the f***ing world.

P.S. We mainly just don't want this site littered with cuss words such that they come up on Google searches, that sort of thing.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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May 8th, 2015 at 8:27:49 PM permalink
Quote: Mission146

Will you guys please quit saying or quoting f***!? I'm getting tired of deleting all of these posts...since they are all just f*** or discussion of saying f***. Just use some f***ing asterisks, it's not the end of the f***ing world.


Calm the F down :-)~
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May 8th, 2015 at 10:34:21 PM permalink
Is Ace done for the day? No report
since 10pm and it's 1:30..
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May 8th, 2015 at 10:37:22 PM permalink
Ok so after losing the 1600 back, I proceeded to lose another 3k on top of it
Of course, I was cursing that dagnabbit wine tasting dinner as keeping me from the tables but I, of course, realize it is one big shoe and playing or not playing at certain times is meaningless, but, I needed something to curse in the moment...

So, there I sat and played and played and played...slowly making a comeback
A few chips here and a few chips there each shoe, it gradually got better and better until I was 200 away from once again being up 2k --- alas, per the usual, I lost a double down then the next few hands and was once again back to even

I played and played some more and finally, after about another hour, had regained 1900 of the 2k I was winning and had lost back
I was dealt a blackjack and was up 2050
Tipped the dealer and now the trip is once again +2k (actually 2025)

Ran into chaunceyb3 as he arrived


Time for bed for me
Sweet dreams
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May 9th, 2015 at 1:24:46 AM permalink
Quote: aceofspades


Ran into chaunceyb3 as he arrived


Time for bed for me
Sweet dreams

♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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May 9th, 2015 at 11:01:14 AM permalink
Guy just refused to double ace 7 v 5 he would've had a 3 then I would've had 21

Next hand he refused to double ace 5 against a 6 he would've made 21 and so would have I

Instead was an 800 swing for me losing
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May 9th, 2015 at 11:11:41 AM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Guy just refused to double ace 7 v 5 he would've had a 3 then I would've had 21

Next hand he refused to double ace 5 against a 6 he would've made 21 and so would have I

Instead was an 800 swing for me losing

Did you offer to take his double on the A-5v6? He's not going to hit again unless he gets another A.

You could have offered to take his double on the A-7 but he probably wouldn't have let you. He probably thinks soft 18 is a "good" hand.
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
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May 9th, 2015 at 11:15:09 AM permalink
I just sat down again and he came in right before shoe started 3 hands later he gets ace7 v 4 and stays I had a 6 4 he stays I draw a 3 on my double ( which would've given him a 21 ) of course I lost the hand
What the F is wrong with people?!?

Trip -500 bc of this mofo
Ibeatyouraces
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May 9th, 2015 at 11:25:34 AM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Guy just refused to double ace 7 v 5 he would've had a 3 then I would've had 21

Next hand he refused to double ace 5 against a 6 he would've made 21 and so would have I

Instead was an 800 swing for me losing


This helps prove a point I've made a few times before. There are just as many stupid players in high limit as on the main floor. Higher limits don't mean better informed players.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
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May 9th, 2015 at 11:42:13 AM permalink
Quote: teddys

Did you offer to take his double on the A-5v6? He's not going to hit again unless he gets another A.

You could have offered to take his double on the A-7 but he probably wouldn't have let you. He probably thinks soft 18 is a "good" hand.



Exactly right - dealer asked if he wanted to double and he responded with "Why?"
aceofspades
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May 9th, 2015 at 12:44:30 PM permalink
Ever since that guy made those bad plays I'm down 5
EvenBob
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May 9th, 2015 at 12:46:24 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Ever since that guy made those bad plays I'm down 5k



That's your goal, only in reverse. Stomp
that guys instep, nobody will blame you.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
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May 9th, 2015 at 12:49:59 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Ever since that guy made those bad plays I'm down 5k



You came back from a deficit twice this big in Vegas, you can do this!
A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a danish
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May 9th, 2015 at 12:57:50 PM permalink
Quote: Gabes22

You came back from a deficit twice this big in Vegas, you can do this!


If a "hug" isn't in the cards, then it isn't in the cards.
Nonsense is a very hard thing to keep up. Just ask the Wizard and company.
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May 9th, 2015 at 1:06:00 PM permalink
Ever since that guy made those bad plays I'm down 5k

Put up my last 300 for the trip got 3 3 v dealer 2
Had to go to the ATM
First three dealt an 8 doubles got 21
Second 3
Dealt 7 doubled got a Jack

Dealer has 2 flips a 9 draws a 3 draws a 7

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
I SMASHED THE TABLE SO HARD SECURITY CAME OVER
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May 9th, 2015 at 1:12:55 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades



YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
I SMASHED THE TABLE SO HARD SECURITY CAME OVER



Your host will explain to security that
just lost more than he makes in 3
months and he'll leave you alone.
Now you have to drive home in that
state of mind? I hope not..
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
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May 9th, 2015 at 1:16:10 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Your host will explain to security that
just lost more than he makes in 3
months and he'll leave you alone.
Now you have to drive home in that
state of mind? I hope not..



$5k? 3 months pay for a union job in NJ? There's a reason these casinos are failing, you know...
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
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May 9th, 2015 at 1:33:20 PM permalink
Just lost 8 20's
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May 9th, 2015 at 1:36:11 PM permalink
Trip is over
Down 20k including Vegas
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May 9th, 2015 at 1:59:58 PM permalink
Hi Ace,

Sorry to hear that you lost. Wish you better luck next trip.
In Vegas, at least you had some fun (I suppose).
In AC, what you got?
winning streaks come and go, losing streak never ends.
100xOdds
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May 9th, 2015 at 2:04:15 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Just arrived

Played 1 shoe
Didn't lose a double down

Trip is +2k



nice!

how much is your default base bet?
Craps is paradise (Pair of dice). Lets hear it for the SpeedCount Mathletes :)
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May 9th, 2015 at 2:12:28 PM permalink
Quote: 100xOdds

nice!

how much is your default base bet?


Your late. He had a $7000+ downswing.
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EvenBob
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May 9th, 2015 at 2:17:45 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Trip is over
Down 20k including Vegas



So what's the loss just for AC today?
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
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May 9th, 2015 at 3:08:17 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

So what's the loss just for AC today?




4k so overall loss for year is 18k (but, I was up 2k at one point)
Just had dinner with my pops so apparently we are not leaving tonight as he is in a slot tournament

Banks are closed
Cash advance here I come
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May 9th, 2015 at 3:18:34 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

4k so overall loss for year is 18k (but, I was up 2k at one point)
Just had dinner with my pops so apparently we are not leaving tonight as he is in a slot tournament

Banks are closed
Cash advance here I come



Talking to the Nugget's credit department might be a lot cheaper than a cash advance.
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May 9th, 2015 at 3:30:26 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Talking to the Nugget's credit department might be a lot cheaper than a cash advance.



Going to the room and watching TV might
be cheaper than both. You aren't getting
thousands in a cash advance, just enough
for a few hands probably. That's called
gambling, the casino will nod knowingly
in your direction.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
aceofspades
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May 9th, 2015 at 4:09:26 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

Talking to the Nugget's credit department might be a lot cheaper than a cash advance.




Very true - excellent idea
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May 9th, 2015 at 4:30:35 PM permalink
If all else fails try this excuse.

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