Youuuuuuuuuu might not be an AP if...(contest)
Quote: AxelWolfCome on guys, everything can't be taken so literally. You're not an AP if you believe everything in the AP world is cut and dry.
EVERYTHING CAN be AP'ed given the right circumstances. And there certain things people can do for cover or just plain entertainment. Being able to separate them and get more positive EV than you give up is key.
There's AP's and then there are anal AP's who wont bet a penny on anything negative whatsoever, probably the same guys who never tip for anything .
Obviously there's people who believe they can beat the odds but they are seriously deluded.
If you're actually trying to figure out if you're an AP by reading this thread then ya, you're probably not an AP.
There's so many different degrees of AP's. As a general rule no two AP's are exactly the same. There's guys who AP but don't actually make a living or anything close while doing it. I think that's the difference between the term AP and professional gambler. A professional gambler makes most of his money gambling. An AP mostly searches and plays stuff that has positive expectation.
Ah man
You brought me back to reality. I like my delusion better. Lol
IF you just won several thousand at the tables (AP'ing) and you DON'T play the openly visible mults on the .05, .10, or .25 UltX, youuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
Quote: RomesWe need more examples in the thread! It keeps going different directions =p.
IF you just won several thousand at the tables (AP'ing) and you DON'T play the openly visible mults on the .05, .10, or .25 UltX, youuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
Sounds like someone had a good weekend at the tables.....congrats!
Quote: djatcIf you bet green bay this week ;(
Guilty as charged. I still wear my Cheese hat with pride though.
You MIGHT be an AP if you overthink it though.
Quote: RSIf you're confused why people throw out weird numbers on "how sure" they are about something, like 99.54%, 99.73%, or 98.01%.....you might not be an AP.
Let's take this one step further.
If you don't know what this symbol "%" means. You are probably not AP.
Quote: WizardYou think 6/5 is greater than 3/2, because the numbers are bigger.
Next up, 11/10.
Quote: RSIf you're confused why people throw out weird numbers on "how sure" they are about something, like 99.54%, 99.73%, or 98.01%.....you might not be an AP.
I always think of Ivory soap (99.44% pure).
Quote: muleyvoiceQuote: WizardYou think 6/5 is greater than 3/2, because the numbers are bigger.
play 6 to 5 blackjack because both numbers are bigger than 3 to 2.
Quote: WizardYou think 6/5 is greater than 3/2, because the numbers are bigger.
Today is also the 17th.
If you were saving your best for last, let er rip...
Tick - tock
I might be a winner, I didn't cheat, I didn't gamble any of my money ( or the casino's money that I won from the last couple hands ), I might still be a winner.
But I'm pretty sure Iiiiiiiiii am not an AP.
Quote: TheGrimReaper13... if you think it happens only in the movies.
I have a rather unruly full head of hair, I am a good target for scalping.
Rather crude practice however. I believe the Europeans introduced it here, maybe they ran into some obscure practice here and ran with it, expanded on it, made a 'bounty' thing out of it.
Odd that you mentioned it, I haven't yet understood your meaning in context.
Full Disclosure, I do know Scottimus... but I don't care, this is by far my favorite of the thread:
Quote: Scottimus1If you think Stanford Wong is an Ivy League porn flick... youuuuuuu might not be an AP.
Quote: RomesIF you break one or more of the Wizard's 10 Gambling Commandments regularly... youuuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
Full Disclosure, I do know Scottimus... but I don't care, this is by far my favorite of the thread:
Too confusing because Stanford is not in the Ivy League. :)
Yeah, but it's one well placed "s" away from Standford's Wong, and that makes me laugh.Quote: DRich...Too confusing because Stanford is not in the Ivy League. :)
Quote: RomesIF you break one or more of the Wizard's 10 Gambling Commandments regularly... youuuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
Full Disclosure, I do know Scottimus... but I don't care, this is by far my favorite of the thread:
I will admit, that's 1 of the three that made me laugh out loud (that I mentioned early on). Since there are 3 of us judging, we'll have to see where it places in the aggregate.
Quote: beachbumbabsQuote: RomesIF you break one or more of the Wizard's 10 Gambling Commandments regularly... youuuuuuuuu might not be an AP.
Full Disclosure, I do know Scottimus... but I don't care, this is by far my favorite of the thread:
I will admit, that's 1 of the three that made me laugh out loud (that I mentioned early on). Since there are 3 of us judging, we'll have to see where it places in the aggregate.
Show us that famous head of hair. Skip the $25, etc.Quote: TwoFeathersATLQuoted out of context. Please correct or delete.
Quote: TheGrimReaper13Show us that famous head of hair. Skip the $25, etc.
You tempt me to insult you, you "maybe an axe murderer". ;-)
We need some color in our avatars.Quote: TwoFeathersATLYou tempt me to insult you ;-)
Quote: TheGrimReaper13We need some color in our avatars.
We should ask Dodsferd and the Casino Crasher for assistance.....
But I don't want to divert the thread.
Youuuuuuuu may not be an AP if...........holding till just before the deadline ;-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx_cmAIyaDQQuote: TwoFeathersATLYouuuuuuuu may not be an AP if...........holding till just before the deadline ;-)
Quote: TheGrimReaper13https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx_cmAIyaDQ
This seems very familiar..
You might not be an AP if...Quote: RSThis seems very familiar..
Now all we need is something for farts which get into your pants, and stay there.Quote: TwoFeathersATLYou may not be an AP if you don't own one of GrimReaper's Euroclubs?
To stay on track, Youuuuuuuuu might not be an AP.........still holding for the moments before the deadline. Hoping I will think of something before then ;-(
Quote: 2F
I have a rather unruly full head of hair
Challenge accepted.
If the above is your idea of flying under the radar inconspicuously, you might not be an AP. (This is how i counted in Vegas. Pretty sneaky, eh? =p)
Parka + hoodie + Vegas = heatstroke.Quote: FaceChallenge accepted.
If the above is your idea of flying under the radar inconspicuously, you might not be an AP. (This is how i counted in Vegas. Pretty sneaky, eh? =p)
If you wear a parka and a hoodie in Las Vegas just so you can pass out and get a free ride in an ambulance to the hospital nearby where you wanted to go anyway, youuuuuu might be an AP.
Quote: RSAmbulance rides are extremely expensive.
You might not be an ap if you gave the hospital your real name
Quote: djatcYou might not be an ap if you gave the hospital your real name
Lol!
Quote: FaceChallenge accepted.
If the above is your idea of flying under the radar inconspicuously, you might not be an AP. (This is how i counted in Vegas. Pretty sneaky, eh? =p)
Now the ironic thing is, on the poster behind your head, the meme is, "TEAMWORK: It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."
Not that I can read it through all that hair. But Google is a wondrous thing. :)
Quote: RomesYeah, but it's one well placed "s" away from Standford's Wong, and that makes me laugh.
The irony just makes this all the better... the fact that Stanford ISN'T in the ivy league, though 90% of people think it is... again, youuuuuuu might not be an AP
