Everyday at the Craps table...
November 9th, 2011 at 1:20:38 PM
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Real life, apparently...
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"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept, thought nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829
November 9th, 2011 at 1:30:19 PM
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love it. Typical crap player.
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November 9th, 2011 at 2:26:16 PM
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That was surprisingly funny. I love the line about still being down.
November 9th, 2011 at 5:26:27 PM
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Very cute video.
November 9th, 2011 at 5:30:09 PM
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November 9th, 2011 at 5:46:17 PM
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LMAO
"What is the 'Don't Pass Bar?'"
"What is the 'Don't Pass Bar?'"
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November 10th, 2011 at 1:50:59 AM
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That "Don't Pass Bar" instead of "Don't Pass (bar the twelve)" is a common mistake and many craps books and craps pamphlets or instruction sets make this annoying error.
November 10th, 2011 at 3:36:30 AM
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Quote: FleaStiffThat "Don't Pass Bar" instead of "Don't Pass (bar the twelve)" is a common mistake and many craps books and craps pamphlets or instruction sets make this annoying error.
I wonder why layout manufacturers and/or casinos cannot just adopt the use of a comma for the DP and DC - "Don't Pass, Bar 12". Or a colon/semi-colon, whichever is grammatically appropriate. Or perhaps call it the Don't Pass Line. It would then make sense when dealers say that you need a "line bet" if you want to shoot the dice. It would crack me up to hear people to continue to make the mistake after that... "So, what's the Don't Pass Line Bar?"
November 10th, 2011 at 5:08:27 AM
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Space, size of lettering ... and international sales are better if its a depiction of two sixes than if its the Arabic numerals "12".
By the way, do you what dice dealers are trained to do when some sweet young thing mentions that the 6 and the 9 are in words rather than numbers? Feign surprise and say "Gee, I never noticed that before".
I think its Reno wherein most layouts are Bar the two for Don't pass.
Though one dealer at Terribles has the right idea. He took a razor blade and scraped off all the lettering on the Don'tCome box.
By the way, do you what dice dealers are trained to do when some sweet young thing mentions that the 6 and the 9 are in words rather than numbers? Feign surprise and say "Gee, I never noticed that before".
I think its Reno wherein most layouts are Bar the two for Don't pass.
Though one dealer at Terribles has the right idea. He took a razor blade and scraped off all the lettering on the Don'tCome box.
November 10th, 2011 at 5:17:42 AM
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Quote: FleaStiffSpace, size of lettering ... and international sales are better if its a depiction of two sixes than if its the Arabic numerals "12".
By the way, do you what dice dealers are trained to do when some sweet young thing mentions that the 6 and the 9 are in words rather than numbers? Feign surprise and say "Gee, I never noticed that before".
I think its Reno wherein most layouts are Bar the two for Don't pass.
Though one dealer at Terribles has the right idea. He took a razor blade and scraped off all the lettering on the Don'tCome box.
I didn't mean to imply that the 12 should be written in numerals as opposed to showing pictures of the dice. I was simply emphasizing the need for punctuation.
I'm a little slow... what did scraping the DC lettering achieve?
November 10th, 2011 at 1:49:16 PM
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Where's my drink???
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November 10th, 2011 at 3:06:43 PM
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The funny part is that shit is SERIOULSY more close to reality than not!
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November 10th, 2011 at 6:24:08 PM
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Made fewer people put money in a "blank" box. Dealer hated servicing the DontCome bets.Quote: kaysirtapI'm a little slow... what did scraping the DC lettering achieve?
November 25th, 2012 at 11:13:22 AM
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LOL .. this is so freaking hilarious!!!!
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November 25th, 2012 at 11:28:48 AM
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Quote: FleaStiffMade fewer people put money in a "blank" box. Dealer hated servicing the DontCome bets.
why dont dealers like the DC bets?
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November 25th, 2012 at 12:19:46 PM
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Quote: 100xOddswhy dont dealers like the DC bets?
I haven't found that, except for newbies who barely understand the nuances of the bet. And even those learn pretty fast when you start piggybacking and laying odds for them.
November 25th, 2012 at 12:49:07 PM
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Scanning the often empthy DC box is a wasted time and motion for neophyte dealers particularly in flea joints where everybody is on the Pass line anyway.Quote: 100xOddswhy dont dealers like the DC bets?
November 25th, 2012 at 11:49:27 PM
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Hahahaha that's awesome. Thanks for necroposting this Aahigh, I enjoyed that video a lot.
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