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mustangsally
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August 20th, 2014 at 11:36:52 AM permalink
Quote: FinsRule

Am I missing something here Sally?

maybe if you are building a thermonuclear warhead
I really do not know. You are talking bets to be made, I thinks
i no knows
that is why I am not a Craps expert.

Quote: FinsRule

I dint enjoy it, but I understand that some people do.

I dint too
Quote: FinsRule

I don't understand what could possibly make someone an "expert"

me too
This is why I love my husband so much

maybe Ahigh can shed light on this

"This Court now has ? on the witness stand as a Craps Expert"
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mustangsally
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August 20th, 2014 at 11:44:34 AM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

Per Wikepedia most of us are experts.

that is nice, Thank you
but can not be true as 1 does not equal 0

Plus, the list of Craps Experts would then be way way too long
Quote: petroglyph

I thought all you E=MC Squared people agreed, God doesn't play dice

Einstein said once: "As I have said so many times, God doesn't play dice with the world."

So she plays at a craps table by herself and the dealers
such a nice thought
Sally
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Sonny44
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August 20th, 2014 at 12:07:11 PM permalink
I don't get you, Sally. How can you say a craps player is not a gambler, which is what I said a craps player is? Ok, I'll lay it out for you: Craps players are gamblers because they play games of chance with money, and anyone who plays bingo, keno, roulette, baccarat, the horses, teams, etc., are gamblers because they play games of chance with money. Ergo, craps players are gamblers. My post is appropriate to this discussion.

"Feel good opinion," "nice opinion," I really don't care re: your opinion re: my opinion. I consider "serious craps player" as anyone who takes the time and interest to post on this or any other board about craps. Or, who writes books, etc., for that matter. A "non-serious" craps player is the man/woman, or a couple, group, partially drunk, who walk up to the table, buy in and bets the prop bets or other high HA bets, blow their $20 - $100 in 30 min. or less and disappear.

Are you "serious" or "non-serious"? You of course know the math, but that bores me. What also bores me is you math guys carrying out decimal points to the umpteenth degree. What is wrong with rounding up to two decimal points? Because you, et al., know the math certainly makes you no more an expert than the rest of us. The proof is in the pudding at the table.

I'm surprised and a bit amused I have to explain this stuff to you. Maybe you like to set up people & I bit. You're good at math and not much else. Well, maybe some entertainment. A "$585,000 bankroll"? Sounds more like your net worth, but good on you for that, nevertheless.
mustangsally
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August 20th, 2014 at 12:40:39 PM permalink
Quote: Sonny44

I consider "serious craps player" as anyone who takes the time and interest to post on this or any other board about craps. Or, who writes books, etc., for that matter.

Thank you, now I know. This could then be me.
Are you a Craps expert, and if yes, why?

Quote: Sonny44

A "non-serious" craps player is the man/woman, or a couple, group, partially drunk, who walk up to the table, buy in and bets the prop bets or other high HA bets, blow their $20 - $100 in 30 min. or less and disappear.

I am never partially drunk so this can not be me
ask anyone who knows me

Quote: Sonny44

What also bores me is you math guys carrying out decimal points to the umpteenth degree. What is wrong with rounding up to two decimal points?

nothing wrong in my opinion
I normally just copy/paste my values
from Excel (-0.222222222)
or the calculator in Win7 (-0.22222222222222222222222222222222)
and that is boring?
Quote: Sonny44

Because you, et al., know the math certainly makes you no more an expert than the rest of us. The proof is in the pudding at the table.

now this sounds serious.
Are you then a Craps AND a math expert?
This is wonderful to me
I am neither but enjoy learning

Quote: Sonny44

I'm surprised and a bit amused I have to explain this stuff to you.
Maybe you like to set up people & I bit.
You're good at math and not much else.

Thank you.
I think I am good at giving hand jobs, at least I am told I am good... a good girl too

Quote: Sonny44

Well, maybe some entertainment.

thank you
I like that opinion too
Quote: Sonny44

A "$585,000 bankroll"? Sounds more like your net worth, but good on you for that, nevertheless.

thank you again.
My first bankroll was $400 and I lost all of it.
I started with $5,000 on my second try and 7 Royals (VP) have added to this and I did have a very nice Lotto win.

just call me
Lucky Sally
I was surprised why no one has asked where my bankroll came from
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ontariodealer
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August 21st, 2014 at 4:41:55 PM permalink
perhaps since this thread was supposed to be about craps experts, but became the usual nonsense from the usual people, this should be moved to the thread about being a dick?????
get second you pig
Scotty71
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August 27th, 2014 at 7:17:09 PM permalink
Quote: mustangsally


I think I am good at giving hand jobs, at least I am told I am good... a good girl too



Please wash up before handling the dice!!
when man determined to destroy himself he picked the was of shall and finding only why smashed it into because." E.E. Cummings
Buzzard
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August 27th, 2014 at 8:23:46 PM permalink
Any lost that does not have me as the #1 DI is invalid.
Shed not for her the bitter tear Nor give the heart to vain regret Tis but the casket that lies here, The gem that filled it Sparkles yet
Scotty71
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August 28th, 2014 at 9:46:52 AM permalink
The first criteria should be that they know better than to throw down cash when the puck is ON and their is a lot of action on the table because the shooter is making points or hitting real numbers!!
when man determined to destroy himself he picked the was of shall and finding only why smashed it into because." E.E. Cummings
mustangsally
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August 28th, 2014 at 10:25:18 AM permalink
Quote: Scotty71

or hitting real numbers!!

what is a *real* number?
never heard of that one.

Is this the true mark of a *craps expert*

when I played crapless craps I could place money on every number except the 7
are those all real numbers too?

and I always wash my hands after any hand job as many guys want to kiss and lick my hand afterwards.
not my pleasure
buts theirs

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mustangsally
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August 28th, 2014 at 10:26:36 AM permalink
Quote: Buzzard

Any lost that does not have me as the #1 DI is invalid.

is this the same as going to the *lost and found*?
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