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AlanMendelson
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September 22nd, 2013 at 4:40:42 PM permalink
I was at Caesars Saturday night for a little craps session. The table was pretty business like until a young girl shows up with two guys old enough to be her father. She had too much to drink, was loud, knew nothing about the game, and when her "boyfriend" said "we don't want a 7 now" she started yelling "seven, seven" because she thought that would be funny. Then when the shooter was at the opposite side of the table (she was standing at the end between the two guys) she thought it would be "cute" to reach out and try to catch the dice. "Oh," she said, "I thought he was throwing them to me."
Buzzard
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September 22nd, 2013 at 4:54:50 PM permalink
Sounds like my kind of girl. They make the world go round !
Shed not for her the bitter tear Nor give the heart to vain regret Tis but the casket that lies here, The gem that filled it Sparkles yet
AZDuffman
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September 22nd, 2013 at 4:55:09 PM permalink
A smart security person will tell the "boyfriend" that "you need to control her or we will."
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others
kenarman
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September 22nd, 2013 at 4:58:10 PM permalink
Did either of her "boyfriends" tell you she could be 'cute' in other ways for a small fee.
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FleaStiff
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September 22nd, 2013 at 5:15:40 PM permalink
So she is a loud, obnoxious drunk who was intentionally annoying to her own companion as well as the entire table and who then tried to interfere with the game.
Not the first hot little number you've met who has a cash register where other girls have a heart.
aceofspades
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September 22nd, 2013 at 5:17:50 PM permalink
Well, we all know that yelling out "seven, seven" increased the odds of a 7 being rolled.....so I say she should be 'trespassed' - how dare she be such a 'dice influencer' by stating a number out loud!!!
rdw4potus
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September 22nd, 2013 at 5:19:05 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Well, we all know that yelling out "seven, seven" increased the odds of a 7 being rolled.....so I say she should be 'trespassed' - how dare she be such a 'dice influencer' by stating a number out loud!!!



LOL! Well, I'm sure she's used to getting whatever she wants...:-)
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Beethoven9th
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September 22nd, 2013 at 5:57:53 PM permalink
Quote: AlanMendelson

I was at Caesars Saturday night for a little craps session...


About what time did this all take place? (I happened to be playing there last night)
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MrV
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September 22nd, 2013 at 6:18:21 PM permalink
The stick man should have short sticked her.

She have a nice rack?

A lot of those "rentals" look pretty darned spiffy.

Just use 'em hard and put 'em away wet.

Why would an old duffer want a young hooker at a craps table?

She's good for ONE THING, and one thing only.
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Mission146
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September 22nd, 2013 at 6:58:33 PM permalink
Quote: MrV



She's good for ONE THING, and one thing only.



Giving the Table a Hard Eight?
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219

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