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prozema
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February 26th, 2018 at 7:09:51 AM permalink
What does s&g mean?
PokerGrinder
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February 26th, 2018 at 8:52:57 AM permalink
Quote: prozema

What does s&g mean?


Sh*ts and giggles

Also GWAE who goes into a casino with $10?
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prozema
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February 26th, 2018 at 9:03:11 AM permalink
Quote: PokerGrinder



Also GWAE who goes into a casino with $10?



90% of the UX hustlers do that in my neck of the woods. They are borderline homeless.
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February 26th, 2018 at 9:35:51 AM permalink
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As someone once told me, “YOU SHOULD ALWAYS F***ING HAVE $20,000 ON YOU AT ALL TIMES!!!!” (I don’t, btw.)

Had you followed this advice, you would have gotten full value on that UX play.



Is that because you always have 200K on you?😁
GWAE
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February 26th, 2018 at 1:03:59 PM permalink
Quote: PokerGrinder

Sh*ts and giggles

Also GWAE who goes into a casino with $10?



Safeguard against myself. I was just picking up free play so didn't think I needed cash.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed. I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
Nimadamus
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March 17th, 2018 at 9:51:46 PM permalink
Saw some idiot hit a soft 18 against a 4 the other day. Took the dealers bust card (8) and then the dealer of course pulls 20 and took my money. Impossible to win at blakcjack with so many idiots everywhere. Sometimes I think they are casino employees.
BedWetterBetter
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March 18th, 2018 at 12:27:43 AM permalink
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I saw one on Saturday night I couldn’t believe. Playing six-deck blackjack … the guy to my left gets Q7 for an obvious 17. Dealer upcard is an 8. After I play my hand (don’t remember what I had), this guy DOUBLES his hard 17 and hits a 3 for 20. Even the ploppies were stunned at this move. The dealer didn’t blink, kept going, and ultimately wound up with a 10 down card for an 18.



Was just at Caesars for St. Patty's day and a Jamaican fella sat at the table with $300 in green chips about 3 hands in. Didn't think much of it at first and suddenly the dealer started pulling 20's like they were going out of style. 10 showing, 10 in the hole. 9 showing, Ace in the hole. 4 showing, 6 underneath and a 10 right on top, etc.

Sure enough the dealer's next up card is an Ace and everyone groans... No blackjack ... to our surprise and everyone has 18 or better so the dealer goes to turn over his hole card, when suddenly the Jamaican chap says "Wait!" and starts reaching in his pocket for more money. The dealer says "I already checked, there's no blackjack." The guy says, "No, I wanna double!" The dealer replies, "You have 19." He retorts "I know, how much do I got up there." Dealer says "$125"

He shells out the money to cover the ill advised double down and to everyone's shock he pulls an ACE!!! He starts celebrating and acting like he made the greatest move in Blackjack history. Then the dealer turns up a 6 and pulls... a 4!!!

Everyone goes quiet and the dope starts to say "Push" knowing full well that he lost, but the dealer says "Sorry my 21, beats your 20" and takes everyone's money.

Needless to say I stopped playing at that table as did most of the others.
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March 18th, 2018 at 1:01:03 AM permalink
Quote: Nimadamus

Saw some idiot hit a soft 18 against a 4 the other day. Took the dealers bust card (8) and then the dealer of course pulls 20 and took my money. Impossible to win at blakcjack with so many idiots everywhere. Sometimes I think they are casino employees.


Haha, this is a good one. This made me laugh pretty good, some people are that stupid. Smh.
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March 18th, 2018 at 3:53:35 AM permalink
I love it when ploppies talk about a ploppie effecting the Sacred Flow Of The Cards.
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March 18th, 2018 at 4:49:38 AM permalink
Quote: Nimadamus

Saw some idiot hit a soft 18 against a 4 the other day. Took the dealers bust card (8) and then the dealer of course pulls 20 and took my money. Impossible to win at blakcjack with so many idiots everywhere. Sometimes I think they are casino employees.

If he had said, I won't hit this if you give me $2, what would you have done?
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is the care taker. Hold my beer.

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