MrPapagiorgio
MrPapagiorgio
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December 25th, 2009 at 6:23:39 PM permalink
So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!"
Wizard
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Wizard
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December 25th, 2009 at 7:47:42 PM permalink
Congratulations, I think you're the first to post an image.

Here is another way to beat roulette...

"No one can possibly win at roulette unless he steals money from the table while the croupier isn't looking." - Albert Einstein
It's not whether you win or lose; it's whether or not you had a good bet.
pocketaces
pocketaces
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December 25th, 2009 at 10:52:00 PM permalink
ha ha, very good post. Well done!

I clicked on this thread expecting the worst...
FleaStiff
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December 26th, 2009 at 4:20:24 AM permalink
Quote: pocketaces

ha ha, very good post. Well done! I clicked on this thread expecting the worst...

So did I. It was a pleasant surprize not to find that I had to pay a small fortune to get a series of seminars telling me how to turn a negative expectation game into a positive expectation game.
We see 5.00 on Red or 5.00 on Black...but all the casinos sees is a relentless 26 cents flowing towards them.
If only I had the money to open up an online casino and own dozens of roulette wheels.
Nareed
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December 26th, 2009 at 5:13:56 AM permalink
Wait, wait. The title says "step by step instructions." I see only one step. I feel ripped off :)

So, step two: buy a bunch of double zero wheels, right?
You can visit my blog Kathy's Cooking Corner at kathyscookingcorner.blogspot.mx ... .... When someone offers you friendship with one hand and stabs you in the back with the other, you tend to notice the knife a little bit more.
DorothyGale
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December 26th, 2009 at 7:03:10 AM permalink
*downer alert*

Step 2, buy a lot of other casino games
Step 3, buy or build a casio
Step 4, hire qualified staff
Step 5, get licenses, etc.
Step 6, marketing
Step 7, etc., etc., etc.

I am not sure this is an easy way to beat roulette. By the time you have all your fixed costs, you may end up like any number of casinos that are going bankrupt.

On the other hand, if you set up in your garage, you may get an unexpected bonus feature.

But, the post had me laughing out loud.

--Dorothy
"Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!"
FleaStiff
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December 26th, 2009 at 8:10:50 AM permalink
Quote: DorothyGale

downer alert

Downer? Yeah, I guess so. I just looked at some news sources and four casinos are to be auctioned on the courthourse steps in Reno. One casino in Reno has pretty much stopped offering any gambling and has just been utilizing its liquor license.

Also in the news is a bankruptcy court lock-in agreement involving several casinos in Mesquite,NV that seem to have expanded their debt load but not marketed themselves sufficiently well. Restructuring is such a bland term but I doubt the experience is quite so tolerable for the owners.

Is it that brick casinos are vulnerable in the age of click casinos or is it simply that brick casinos are vulnerable when times get tough and those rosy forecasts are suddenly worthless?
Nareed
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December 26th, 2009 at 2:02:15 PM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

Is it that brick casinos are vulnerable in the age of click casinos or is it simply that brick casinos are vulnerable when times get tough and those rosy forecasts are suddenly worthless?



Yes.

Also that casinos, like all business, are only as good as the people who run them. Bad business decisions can bankrupt any kind of company. Debt in particular can be murder when the economy goes south; either because you can't pay or because the banks won't lend you enough (I had that problem, actually).
You can visit my blog Kathy's Cooking Corner at kathyscookingcorner.blogspot.mx ... .... When someone offers you friendship with one hand and stabs you in the back with the other, you tend to notice the knife a little bit more.
boymimbo
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December 28th, 2009 at 2:37:40 PM permalink
Let's urge Congress to give the Casinos a BAILOUT!
----- You want the truth! You can't handle the truth!
noy2222
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December 28th, 2009 at 10:51:07 PM permalink
By betting a billion on black?
Noy

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