Quote: IbeatyouracesFor sure. Location might have a lot to do with it too.
Location, Location, Location. Remember though the Games are all the same.
Everywhere I go I tip Roulette dealers cuz they spin that wheel 6-7hrs a day and I bet half the wheel to give them a place to land that little ball, cuz they know they get 3-5.00 tip every time they are in my neighborhood.
But yes, if a waitress is gorgeous and made my day. Here ya go, take my money. you deserve it.
Quote: IbeatyouracesNo. I'm an advantage player. We don't raise our bets or play table games unless we have the edge which a baccarat player never has. And just because I said it won't/never has/never will work, doesn't mean it's stupid to do so.
I guess it depends then Ibeatyouraces, Are you in it for the fun and enjoyment to play a certain game, or are you in it to make $$$ ?
What is your game of choice?
Quote: varmentiSo your conclusion is to just give up on gambling because your math is just not right?
No, my conclusion is to do math, not deny it.
Quote: Beethoven9thNo, my conclusion is to do math, not deny it.
What game do you like to Play Beethoven9th?
Not much math involved in the game of Baccarat.
Simple betting involving Player or Banker
I'm guessing you like Craps or Roulette over Baccarat?
Quote: varmenti
Not much math involved in the game of Baccarat.
Simple betting involving Player or Banker
Isn't that the truth! Absolutely no way to gain an advantage, either.
Quote: IbeatyouracesWell, not under normal circumstances.
If I just smile really big, drink some wine, bet both sides at the same time, and press my wins...then I'll win, right?
Quote: IbeatyouracesI don't bet money for fun. There is no fun in doing it in my book. I can have fun paying casino games for free at home. My game of choice is whatever gives me the highest advantage that day. Baccarat, roulette, big six is never one of them. The only game I'll play at a disadvantage is video poker because the cash back and other offers I get more then make up for the money lost.
OMG I must be psychic Ibeatyouraces, Somehow I knew that Video slot Machines would come into play here. Video Poker has the highest advantage in Most Casino's. 99+ % Payouts. I played them many years back in the day. got many 4ofakinds, Royal flushes. They are awesome.
I grew out of that though because even with the highest Percentage Payout, I can never see myself retiring from such a game other than Baccarat.
It is good to play the games mentioned with your wife for the fun or to pass time. I grew away from any slot machines and pat myself on the back. but bring me to a Baccarat table, Watch me do the Happy Dance.
A far as "highest advantage that day" goes. Casinos have a Centralized Server that determines what machines will decide to pay that day based on the income of the whole. Video slots are not independent as they were back in the day.
Ibeatyouraces, I know you like to make money? or you would stay home and play for fun.
My wife likes to play her slots and I know I can never talk her out of it, so in order for me to balance her habit, I taught her the game of Baccarat. I don't know who gets excited more now, Me or her but when she sat at the baccarat table and made her first 200.00 win at a table in just under 15 hands. I told her "Session is done, 200.00 goal reached before a streak" I walked her out of the baccarat Area and to the cashier... but that's not all, I then walked her to a slot machine of her choice and told her to put $100.00 bill in it and play the whole thing.
She didn't enjoy it for some reason and I asked her why not, because it was free money anyway, it was money she won from baccarat. I'll never understand Slot players and the way they think but She get's it.
Quote: IbeatyouracesDammit!! Now you let the cat out of the bag!
It's good to know Judging by that comment that you have a good mind Ibeatyouraces, You read the posts and you record all the good stuff. You my friend are "A Good ingredient to put in the Pot of "A Professional Gambler Soup" You are starting to get it.
Quote: rdw4potusIsn't that the truth! Absolutely no way to gain an advantage, either.
Write this down rdw4potus,
Baccarat is the game of all games that Has runs of 15 Bankers or runs of 6 players on average.
That's awesome knowing that thus is a Huge advantage to know that.
Black Jack, with Card Counting and Basic Strategy will average runs of 5 wins in a row... get excited cuz even a game with a great advantage like Black Jack really isn't that great.
roulette, OMG average streak runs of 3 in a row consistently. I don't think I want to waste my time on this game.
Craps, Well... that's why they call it that.
Quote: varmentiI'm guessing you like Craps or Roulette over Baccarat?
Nope, I actually love baccarat. I'm just not delusional about it like some people here (who shall remain nameless).
NEGATIVE BETTING (Martingale) = BAD
Positive progressive Betting (Increase bet after every win) = Good
Quote: Beethoven9thNope, I actually love baccarat. I'm just not delusional about it like some people here (who shall remain nameless).
Baccarat has many flavours of Betting, How do you play Beethoven9th?
Baccarat is My Ultimate Game of Choice.
Quote: IbeatyouracesI'm not talking about video slots here. Strictly table games.
What is your Ultimate game of choice Ibeatyouraces?
Texas holdem Poker can give you many advantages in your favor if you are a skilled player. your opponents can give you that edge you're looking for.
Quote: varmentiBaccarat has many flavours of Betting, How do you play Beethoven9th?
Hmm...I guess I really don't feel like telling you. You can be assured of one thing though—I will never try to deceive people into thinking that they can consistently win money simply by having a positive attitude & great money management skills.
Quote: varmentiMath Lesson for all the mathematicians who forget the basics
NEGATIVE BETTING (Martingale) = BAD
Positive progressive Betting (Increase bet after every win) = Good
This and retiring from Baccarat in the same hour?
At this point, I think I may need you to explicitly state that you are not trolling this Forum. If you can do that genuinely, I believe I will be justified in having a little nip of gin prior to two in the afternoon.
Honestly, the combination of these two posts may represent the stupidest, most ill-informed, pathetic and miserable pair of posts made within such a short time span. It is hard to believe that an individual clearly capable of forming intelligible sentences, with respect to grammar and usage, could ever have these ideas whilst being genuine. And, if you genuinely believe you can retire from Baccarat, I should like to express my sincere pity...and may God have mercy on your soul.
Quote: Mission146This and retiring from Baccarat in the same hour?
At this point, I think I may need you to explicitly state that you are not trolling this Forum. If you can do that genuinely, I believe I will be justified in having a little nip of gin prior to two in the afternoon.
Honestly, the combination of these two posts may represent the stupidest, most ill-informed, pathetic and miserable pair of posts made within such a short time span. It is hard to believe that an individual clearly capable of forming intelligible sentences, with respect to grammar and usage, could ever have these ideas whilst being genuine. And, if you genuinely believe you can retire from Baccarat, I should like to express my sincere pity...and may God have mercy on your soul.
And the award for post of the year goes to.....
Quote: IbeatyouracesNEGATIVE BETTING (Martingale) = the house still has the advantage
Positive progressive Betting (Increase bet after every win) = the house still has the advantage
Write this down.
1) Don't Chase your Bet. if you lose... you lose... that's it.
2) Don't fall for those Martingale systems telling you to double your bet after a loss and finally when you win, you get all your money back plus an extra chip.
(Casino's Love this type of player and welcome you in with red carpet treatment)
3) Don't Bet over your head.
Always stay focused on what you are doing.
4) Don't Gamble if you are tired from a long day.
Keep in mind that Casino's are open 24hrs per day and never run out of money.
5) Don't bring any Bank Cards, Debit Cards, Credit Cards to the Casino.
Bring Only your Bank Roll, 1 Piece of Identification, Players Card and a Wallet to Carry your Bank Roll, Chips and Score Cards.
Quote: Beethoven9thHmm...I guess I really don't feel like telling you. You can be assured of one thing though—I will never try to deceive people into thinking that they can consistently win money simply by having a positive attitude & great money management skills.
I'm just sharing something I do and it's your choice to do what you do Beethoven9th.
What I share is for education purposes only. If I were like you, not wanting to share, then this forum would not grow.
Other members like Gr8Player Share their experiences and I learn from them.
I can easily come on here and not post anything and criticize all the wanna be know it all members, but I learn from them too.
Quote: rdw4potusAnd the award for post of the year goes to.....
Ahh damn, I wanted to get an award for posting my personal phrase "Learn to lose professionally before you can win Professionally"
I think i'm getting the Full picture about this forum "You guys seam to only want to hear negative things about the casino and Gambling and not positive stories. am I right?
Maybe I get the feeling many of you here have lost your shirt and are waiting for a hand out in hopes to get all your money back?
I see many people on here also offering to pay upto 1000.00 for a good working system. am I right. I must be because im reading it in many posts.
My experiences I share along with education will always be free. let me say that a little bit louder for those hearing impaired FREE.
Enjoy your stay. Its a good forum, try to keep it that way.
Quote: varmenti
I see many people on here also offering to pay upto 1000.00 for a good working system. am I right. I must be because im reading it in many posts.
Nope. Not on this site. Good try, though.
Quote: Beethoven9thHmm...I guess I really don't feel like telling you. You can be assured of one thing though—I will never try to deceive people into thinking that they can consistently win money simply by having a positive attitude & great money management skills.
Keep reading, There is much more to it. You will get it eventually.
Quote: Mission146
Honestly, the combination of these two posts may represent the stupidest, most ill-informed, pathetic and miserable pair of posts made within such a short time span. .
Don't be so hard on the lad, Pierce, he's a kitchen table
player. He's never been in a real casino, but has high
hopes. If he can steal enough from his moms purse for
a BR someday, he'll show us all a thing or two..
Quote: EvenBobDon't be so hard on the lad, Pierce, he's a kitchen table
player. He's never been in a real casino, but has high
hopes. If he can steal enough from his moms purse for
a BR someday, he'll show us all a thing or two..
Baccarat - What to consider is the title of the thread.
Sometimes ya just gotta consider a Kitchen table player may just know something you don't.
I've been gambling professionally for quite a few years but still take the time to listen to what those Kitchen players have to say.
In fact, there are so many on here I find it hard to pick a favorite. I do pickup some nice pointers and tips as a new member so i'm not complaining.
Quote: varmenti
Sometimes ya just gotta consider a Kitchen table player may just know something you don't.
.
They usually know all of Vanna White's outfits by heart,
and how to give their moms killer foot massages. About
real casino gambling, not so much.
Quote: rdw4potusNope. Not on this site. Good try, though.
Oh... now the truth comes out rdw4potus, obviously that proves to me that you like to just assume things and not take the time to read what is offered in the forum.
Are you waiting for an opportunity? why are you here? Do you even gamble? I'd like to listen to your stories too. Please share?
I'm not here to make enemies rdw4potus but I do notice certain things about members from reading many posts.
Quote: Mission146and may God have mercy on your soul.
Quote: varmenti
Math Lesson for all the mathematicians who forget the basics
NEGATIVE BETTING (Martingale) = BAD
Positive progressive Betting (Increase bet after every win) = Good"
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MY FAVORITE quote ever ....... what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Quote: varmentican easily come on here and not post anything and criticize all the wanna be know it all members, but I learn from them too.
This forum isn't for sharing rubbish. *headshake*
Quote: DeMangoNot since the days of Mrjjjjjjjjjj have we seen this!
Internet chat rooms are where anyone can come off an expert, but no one is. No one knows the difference. A strange life of its own. Like that question about trees which fall over when no one's around to hear them fall.
Back on topic... Here's an interesting outcome at the no-risk WoO baccarat table. The last round (unmarked due to clearing the data) was not a tie
http://www.am3radio.us/WoObacc20.png
Quote: 98ClubsOr if one passes through a 4-way STOP without stopping, and no other witnesses.
Back on topic... Here's an interesting outcome at the no-risk WoO baccarat table. The last round (unmarked due to clearing the data) was not a tie
http://www.am3radio.us/WoObacc20.png
After looking at the your picture I sure hope you limited your losses by leaving the table after 15-20 hands. Thats a bad table, I play a good 3-4 of these per day and wish i could run away from them faster than I sit. this looks normal if your an online player. you can not beat those RNG tables.
Quote: AxelWolfQuote: varmenti
Math Lesson for all the mathematicians who forget the basics
NEGATIVE BETTING (Martingale) = BAD
Positive progressive Betting (Increase bet after every win) = Good"
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MY FAVORITE quote ever ....... what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Not sure about mercy on the soul thing but he sure grants me many blessings or as Gr8Player would say "Happystances"