[YAWS] Lifetime Winner at Roulette! 99% guaranteed!

Inspired by boredom and a recent thread, here is a 99% perfect winning system for roulette:

1. Move to Europe.
2. Have a bankroll of $8200.
2. Notice that the 00 is missing on the roulette wheel, (also, notice they put it where it belongs, above the loo)
3. Play only one hour per day (on average).
4. Don't grow older than 100 years of age OR be incapable of playing roulette before you reach 100.
[That amounts to a maximum of 1232400 spins]
5. Pick your poison (e.g. red or black)
6. 1st loss (i.e. 0 or the color you DIDN'T choose): Bet $0
7. 2nd consecutive loss: Bet $0
8. 3rd to 12th coonsecutive loss: Bet $0
9. 13th consecutive loss: Bet $1 - if you win - go back to 6
10. 14th - 26th consecutive loss: Double your bet - if you win - go back to 6
11. 27th consecutive loss - bummer, you are the 1 % (on the bright side, you will most likely have cab money left)

If you follow this system, you will be a lifetime winner with 99.11% probability.

Enjoy my gift to humanity!

(Math done using Streak Calculator http://www.sbrforum.com/betting-tools/streak-calculator/)

"Y.A.W.S."

Does that stand for, "Yes, another worthless system" ???

Actually I was thinking "Yet another worthless system." but yours is in the same spirit ;-)