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Boz
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December 16th, 2016 at 6:50:50 PM permalink
http://www.pissoffmachine.com/

Anyone remember this is the men's room at the old O'Sheas? It was in the old restroom next to Burger King with an old couch and the worst smelling restroom around. Good memories!
onenickelmiracle
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December 18th, 2016 at 8:49:00 PM permalink
Seems like a voyeur camera zone. You pee there and 100,000 freaks watch you urinate.

I'm serious, speaking of urine, I want to know this answer. If you start draining a bath tub, stand a foot from the back of the tub, can you urinate to the drain until finished, and escape the tub without urine on your feet? Not a molecule. Will the currents mix fast enough to reach you in miniscule amounts? It looks possible, but dilution may be misleading beyond the flood of yellow approaching.
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gamerfreak
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December 18th, 2016 at 9:36:53 PM permalink
Lol how does this work?

Do you stick your junk into the hole in the front and pee?
onenickelmiracle
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December 19th, 2016 at 1:09:35 AM permalink
Quote: gamerfreak

Lol how does this work?

Do you stick your junk into the hole in the front and pee?

You basically described something specific I feel I can't even name.
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is the care taker. Hold my beer.
Boz
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December 19th, 2016 at 4:18:22 AM permalink
Quote: gamerfreak

Lol how does this work?

Do you stick your junk into the hole in the front and pee?



There was a cup in the urinal that was hooked up to the machine and measured your piss and a meter went up as some redneck voice talked to you. I always saw people putting money in it. The old O'Sheas was full of drunken frat boys.
tringlomane
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December 19th, 2016 at 5:30:05 AM permalink
Isn't the new O'Shea's full of drunken frat boys too? I stepped into the old O'Shea's in early 2012. The smell was terrible.
TomG
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December 19th, 2016 at 8:20:02 AM permalink
Quote: Boz

There was a cup in the urinal that was hooked up to the machine and measured your piss and a meter went up as some redneck voice talked to you.



I would pay 25-cents for that if I thought I had a chance at a high score
MrV
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December 19th, 2016 at 8:43:26 AM permalink
"I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and Iíll build them very inexpensively,"

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall."

Harrumph.

Walls are built to be pissed on.

pissed off or pissed on?
"What, me worry?"
GWAE
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December 19th, 2016 at 1:12:15 PM permalink
That site needs a spell checker.
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Ayecarumba
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December 19th, 2016 at 3:35:14 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

Seems like a voyeur camera zone. You pee there and 100,000 freaks watch you urinate.

I'm serious, speaking of urine, I want to know this answer. If you start draining a bath tub, stand a foot from the back of the tub, can you urinate to the drain until finished, and escape the tub without urine on your feet? Not a molecule. Will the currents mix fast enough to reach you in miniscule amounts? It looks possible, but dilution may be misleading beyond the flood of yellow approaching.



No. At least one molecule will get you at the end.
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