Mr. jjj's Roulet Chalenge
September 15th, 2010 at 12:25:19 PM
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Hello evrybuddy, I am mister jjj and I have figgered out how to beet roulet.
Yesturday I wore my lucky green hat. To the caseeno. I mean. The roulet weel looked reel lucky so I bet on my lucky numburs: 3, 27, and 29. I hopped up and down on my lefty leg whiul the croopier spun the wheel. Well, guess what! My lucky numburs came up THREE TIMES EECH! Then my hat falled off and the next spin was dubbul zeero. If that don't prove my sistum works, well, then, you are iggorant.
Just for you skepticks out there, I will PROOVE my sistum works with my CHALENGE. I wear my lucky hat an bet on my lucky numburs. You pick whatevver number you want. I bet MY numbres come up more than YER number!
Aftur you all are conwinced that my sistum is a winer, I will sel it to any one for $79.95, or the bargun price of two for $180.
Yesturday I wore my lucky green hat. To the caseeno. I mean. The roulet weel looked reel lucky so I bet on my lucky numburs: 3, 27, and 29. I hopped up and down on my lefty leg whiul the croopier spun the wheel. Well, guess what! My lucky numburs came up THREE TIMES EECH! Then my hat falled off and the next spin was dubbul zeero. If that don't prove my sistum works, well, then, you are iggorant.
Just for you skepticks out there, I will PROOVE my sistum works with my CHALENGE. I wear my lucky hat an bet on my lucky numburs. You pick whatevver number you want. I bet MY numbres come up more than YER number!
Aftur you all are conwinced that my sistum is a winer, I will sel it to any one for $79.95, or the bargun price of two for $180.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.---George Bernard Shaw
September 15th, 2010 at 12:35:25 PM
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I once frequented a casino that would let you bet retroactively on the numbers that were on the board.
My system was to come in, look on the board and then notice that 29 had come in twice over the past 18 spins. I would then request that the casino replay those spins so that I could bet on 29.
I won so much that I was banned. Shortly thereafter, the casino went out of business.
Damn - it was such a great opportunity.
My system was to come in, look on the board and then notice that 29 had come in twice over the past 18 spins. I would then request that the casino replay those spins so that I could bet on 29.
I won so much that I was banned. Shortly thereafter, the casino went out of business.
Damn - it was such a great opportunity.
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. - Niels Bohr
September 15th, 2010 at 12:46:09 PM
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As I have said on many other boards in the past....when all else fails....resort to humor (or funny cartoons). Why? Nothing left in the tank. lol Better you than me. Ken
September 15th, 2010 at 12:53:39 PM
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Quote: mrjjjAs I have said on many other boards in the past....
Does anyone here really care what Mrjjj has said in the past?
Quote: mrjjjwhen all else fails....
Including sound logic and reasoning
Quote: mrjjjresort to humor (or funny cartoons).
I have to admit - it was pretty funny. Thanks.
Quote: mrjjjWhy? Nothing left in the tank.
Funny thing about facts and logic. You can't keep changing them and still be right.
Quote: mrjjjlol Better you than me.
Anybody have a clue what this means?
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. - Niels Bohr
September 15th, 2010 at 1:15:43 PM
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scotty81 are you mad buddy? lol Dont let the door hit ya in the a** on the way out. Ken
September 15th, 2010 at 1:29:34 PM
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Quote: mrjjjscotty81 are you mad buddy? lol Dont let the door hit ya in the a** on the way out. Ken
"mad" as in upset, or "mad" as in insane? You can't seem to put together one sentence without some sort of ambiguity.
Who says I'm leaving?
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. - Niels Bohr
September 15th, 2010 at 1:34:45 PM
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Mad as in upset. I have all day for this. At least until Survivor starts. lol 8pm est. Ken
September 15th, 2010 at 1:42:37 PM
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Quote: mrjjjMad as in upset. I have all day for this. At least until Survivor starts. lol 8pm est. Ken
Not upset. Just having fun.
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. - Niels Bohr
September 15th, 2010 at 2:50:04 PM
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Quote: scotty81Not upset. Just having fun.
Have you noticed that he says "lol" about ten times/post, and always immediately after saying something that isn't funny? Lol.
And his favorite TV show being "Thurvivor" fits in perfectly with what else we know about him. I guess we need people like him, although I can't at the moment imagine what for.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.---George Bernard Shaw
September 15th, 2010 at 11:52:14 PM
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lol....means I am laughing at YOU goofball. Ken
September 16th, 2010 at 7:21:55 AM
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From Wizard of Vegas:
"No one can possibly win at roulette unless he steals money from the table while the croupier isn't looking." — Albert Einstein
Hmmm. Einstein, or mrjjj? Einstein, or mrjjj? Help me, I can't decide.
(Note: this post was only made to joke with mrjjj, whom it appears has a decent attitude toward this all, understanding that no one agrees with him and not really caring all that much about it, appearing to enjoy the barbed repartee.)
"No one can possibly win at roulette unless he steals money from the table while the croupier isn't looking." — Albert Einstein
Hmmm. Einstein, or mrjjj? Einstein, or mrjjj? Help me, I can't decide.
(Note: this post was only made to joke with mrjjj, whom it appears has a decent attitude toward this all, understanding that no one agrees with him and not really caring all that much about it, appearing to enjoy the barbed repartee.)
A falling knife has no handle.
September 16th, 2010 at 7:59:50 AM
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I have read a lot of stupid posts on this site, but I think mrjjj may take the award for the most ignorant poster in WOV's short history. Lol Lol lol.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:32:14 PM
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To the last two clowns. Any chance of TAKING A SIDE to my question/challenge? You cant have both. Any coward can post like you guys. Call names and NOT take a side, yeah, thats real tough. lol You see, that way, if you dont take a SIDE, you cant be wrong. Hmmm, kind of convenient. Ken
September 17th, 2010 at 11:05:23 PM
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Quote: mrjjjTo the last two clowns. Any chance of TAKING A SIDE to my question/challenge? You cant have both. Any coward can post like you guys. Call names and NOT take a side, yeah, thats real tough. lol You see, that way, if you dont take a SIDE, you cant be wrong. Hmmm, kind of convenient. Ken
Can you really not tell which side they've taken? Seriously?!? Hmmm..well, I guess that explains how you can be so clueless about the simple math in Roulette...
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
September 17th, 2010 at 11:10:39 PM
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......and again, a funny post (and vague), are you related to Herb in some way? lol You guys post alike. Lots of posts BUT no answers. As usual, I have to post it again...boring but I will. Ken
September 17th, 2010 at 11:12:25 PM
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TRY YOUR HARDEST (lol)....A or B, not both.
A) Past numbers mean NOTHING, they are of NO USE. Even those first 25 spins like I mentioned for the challenge. The past means NOTHING !!
B) It is an unfair challenge Ken. After those first 25 spins, I pick MY 3 numbers for 13 spins (2 hits on them) and I pick YOUR 3 numbers (0 hits on them) for 13 spins (flat betting). A trial of 30 times, 38 numbers per.
A) Past numbers mean NOTHING, they are of NO USE. Even those first 25 spins like I mentioned for the challenge. The past means NOTHING !!
B) It is an unfair challenge Ken. After those first 25 spins, I pick MY 3 numbers for 13 spins (2 hits on them) and I pick YOUR 3 numbers (0 hits on them) for 13 spins (flat betting). A trial of 30 times, 38 numbers per.
September 18th, 2010 at 5:55:40 AM
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Quote: ruascottI have read a lot of stupid posts on this site, but I think mrjjj may take the award for the most ignorant poster in WOV's short history. Lol Lol lol.
No. That award goes to
tuttigym.
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You want the truth! You can't handle the truth!
September 18th, 2010 at 3:35:20 PM
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"Can you really not tell which side they've taken? Seriously?!?" >>> No, I cant tell cause I did not see a 'A' or 'B'. Thats why I dont know. Ken
September 18th, 2010 at 4:00:33 PM
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