I'm going to post this and then check back in a short bit once I get to another free wi-fi spot. I normally could log onto the forum from my phone anywhere any time but I have very limited data left on my phone plan till midnight tonight so I wll not be going on my phone that much till midnight since I don't have unlimited data.
Let me know if anyone wants to hang out or leave suggestions on things I can do that would be fun if you can't make it out. I'll be checking back shortly.
Long Island on the East Coast?Quote: s2dbakerI'd gladly join you for karaoke but alas, I'm on Long Island at the moment.
Awesome, I hope you have a lot of fun! I've always wanted to travel to the East Coast. I'm assuming you're visiting there.Quote: s2dbakerThe spawning point of Lindsay Lohan and Joey Buttafuoco. Yes, the very same Long Island.
Hey Nick. I went to bed by the time you wrote this. SOOPOO said something about meeting up today after 2pm?Quote: NicksGamingStuffIm in Vegas if you want to meet up
Long Island is home until I'm ready to move to Vegas.Quote: HotBlondeAwesome, I hope you have a lot of fun! I've always wanted to travel to the East Coast. I'm assuming you're visiting there.
Quote: HotBlondeHey Nick. I went to bed by the time you wrote this. SOOPOO said something about meeting up today after 2pm?
You're in Vegas and you went to bed before 4:40am? FAIL!:-)
How's the trip going so far?
Nope. Anyone going to Donne with The Wizard and SOOPOO and I tonight? If anyone would like to join us come along. And in fact I could use a ride, I'm on the Strip right now with no car.Quote: aceofspadesWill you be there next week as well?
Look behind SOOPOO's head.
Wait a minute; we forgot to get that blurry gal in the black dress in the background to pose.
The Wizard's idea of high fashion.
SOOPOO seemed to be having fun.
HB is looking hotter.
Quote: buzzpaffDon't take it personal Mike, but our couch had slip covers made of that same material as your shirt. LOL
Do you freelance as an interior designer? I think I like your style.
By the way, who can name the casino?
Quote: SOOPOOlikely due to the Chippendales show.
I'll take that as confirmation that I'm right about the casino:-)
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Are you a plastic surgeon? (said with enthusiasm)
SOOPOO.: No, I'm an anesthesiologist
After they left HB quickly reprimanded SOOPOO for missing a good opportunity. Here is how it could have gone down:
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Are you a plastic surgeon?
SOOPOO.: Yes! How about a free consultation in my room?
Ooh, me! It's Rio. The Elephant is by Gaylord Indian Restaurant.Quote: WizardDo you freelance as an interior designer? I think I like your style.
By the way, who can name the casino?
Quote: WizardI thought SOOPOO missed a good opportunity. Here is how it really went down with one of the bachelorette groups after a little banter:
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Are you a plastic surgeon? (said with enthusiasm)
SOOPOO.: No, I'm an anesthesiologist
After they left HB quickly reprimanded SOOPOO for missing a good opportunity. Here is how it could have gone down:
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Are you a plastic surgeon?
SOOPOO.: Yes! How about a free consultation in my room?
When I say I am an attorney, women's ears perk up - when I tell them I am a divorce attorney, they run the other way in fear!
Divorce attorneys need love (lovin') too :)
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Are you a plastic surgeon? (said with enthusiasm)
SOOPOO.: No, I'm an anesthesiologist
Restatement:
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Can you make me pretty?? (said with enthusiasm)
SOOPOO.: No, but i can knock you out 27 different ways
Quote: rdw4potusOriginal:
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Are you a plastic surgeon? (said with enthusiasm)
SOOPOO.: No, I'm an anesthesiologist
Restatement:
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Can you make me pretty?? (said with enthusiasm)
SOOPOO.: No, but i can knock you out 27 different ways
LOL, that's what I was going to suggest..haha "I know just how to put [you] out"
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Can you make me pretty?? (said with enthusiasm)
SOOPOO.: Well, how do I look for 97? Let's go to my room to consult !
Quote: WizardPictures from last night.
.
My first impression was, which one of those blonds is HB,
the diet is really working.. My second impression was,
did Mike buy that shirt or was it a gift..
Quote: EvenBobMy first impression was, which one of those blonds is HB,
I asked SOOPOO which one he found the most attractive. He said the one in the blue dress.
Quote: EvenBobMy second impression was, did Mike buy that shirt or was it a gift..
I bought it! I have quite a collection of Hawaiian shirts. Brace yourself for pictures of more of them!
Quote: aceofspadesWhen I say I am an attorney, women's ears perk up - when I tell them I am a divorce attorney, they run the other way in fear! Divorce attorneys need love (lovin') too
Strange. These days most girls plan out the significant dates in their lives:
Fake breasts in.
Snag Rich Husband.
Hire Good Divorce Attorney and good Private Detective
Fake breasts out.
Divorce and Alimony Decree Date celebrated with Divorce Attorney.
Live Happily Everafter as Happily Divorced.
Quote: FleaStiffStrange. These days most girls plan out the significant dates in their lives:
Fake breasts in.
Snag Rich Husband.
Hire Good Divorce Attorney and good Private Detective
Fake breasts out.
Divorce and Alimony Decree Date celebrated with Divorce Attorney.
Live Happily Everafter as Happily Divorced.
HAHA - can I use that on my firm website!
Quote: WizardI bought it! I have quite a collection of Hawaiian shirts. Brace yourself for pictures of more of them!
I had a bunch of similar shirts in the 90's.
They kept disappearing to the back of the
closet. One day they were gone for good.
I never asked.
Might be better to use the version with:Quote: aceofspadesHAHA - can I use that on my firm website!
Send prospective female clients around town to visit other divorce lawyers so as to knock the skillful competition out of the box,
Then start relationship with prospective female client and then have her sign representation papers and send initial retainer.
That way the sex with the client pre-dates the representation. Go into a partnership with a Plastic Surgeon: Chests and Treasure Chests inflated. Get a Party Planner to be Of Counsel... special parties entitled: Pre-Teens and Pre-Nups.
Quote: EvenBobQuote: WizardPictures from last night.
.
I was shocked and ashamed to discover that I am sitting in the background of this picture. Story of my life, sigh.100% risk of ruin
Quote: SOOPOOOnly in Vegas will gaggles of young hotties ask me to be in a picture with them! When you walk around with the Wiz he is a chick magnet. The pictures with me in it were the leftovers that weren't swarming the Wiz. It seems like there were a gazillion bachelorette parties going on, likely due to the Chippendales show...
But if they've just come from getting pre-heated at Chippendales why are they dragging middle aged men away from the slot machines and propositioning them, I would think that after Chippendales they would go for the young, sexy males, not the older, rich ones.
Well I do have to give you credit for an interesting story but it is not an accurate one, I have to say. From my recollection none of the girls even asked SOOPOO what he did for a living, he made sure to throw that out there, in a normal male attempt to gain points with the ladies. After such attempt one asked if he was a plastic surgeon Also, it was Wizard's clever advice to SOOPOO to that he should have said yes to her when she asked if he was a plastic surgeon. I quickly disagreed with him and said that SOOPOO did the right thing by being honest. If you remember honesty is #1 on my top priorities list!Quote: WizardI thought SOOPOO missed a good opportunity. Here is how it really went down with one of the bachelorette groups after a little banter:
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Are you a plastic surgeon? (said with enthusiasm)
SOOPOO.: No, I'm an anesthesiologist
After they left HB quickly reprimanded SOOPOO for missing a good opportunity. Here is how it could have gone down:
Gal: What do you do?
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Gal: Are you a plastic surgeon?
SOOPOO.: Yes! How about a free consultation in my room?
Is that true? I'm at The Bellagio right now alone and have a few hours to kill before my flight. Wanna hang out? LolQuote: QuadDeucesThat settles it. Next time anyone on WoV says, "want to hang out tonight?" I'm going.
Well let's think about this for a minute. Do you think those girls actually went up to SOOPOO and demanded a picture?Quote: FleaStiffBut if they've just come from getting pre-heated at Chippendales why are they dragging middle aged men away from the slot machines and propositioning them, I would think that after Chippendales they would go for the young, sexy males, not the older, rich ones.
Actual scenario:
SOOPOO: Hey girls, girls! Wait up! Can I get a picture with you?
Girls: (Looking very confused as to why this guy is chasing them down) Um, I guess so, ok...
SOOPOO: Great, thanks. You girls here for a bachelorette party?
Girls: No, it's her 21st birthday.
SOOPOO: I'm a doctor.
Lololololololololol!
Well, even though I told the true scenario, I do have to give SOOPOO props for staying continuously busy on dates with women while on this short trip, hence my spending time alone and looking for "Anybody down to hang out?" Although he did beat me in the going on dates category, I did have my share of male company while here fortunately.
Haha, I'm awaiting his embellished version! :)Quote: WizardNow we just need SOOPOO's version of the conversation.
Quote: HotBlondeHaha, I'm awaiting his embellished version! :)
What embellishing? I'll admit HB's version is closer to the truth.... But when in Vegas you can imagine....
Quote: SOOPOOI'll admit HB's version is closer to the truth.
Okay, I stand corrected. I was just trying to make a buddy look good.
it goes like this:
Doctor: Hey girls, wait up, I'm a doctor.
Girls: Whaaa?
Doctor: Can I get my pic taken with you, I'm
a single doctor.
Girls: I guess it would be OK.
Doctor: Did I mention I'm a single doctor?
So SooPoo broke from the doctor norm, I'm
sure it was difficult, but old habits die hard.
At the RIO, sure.
>Actual scenario:
SOOPOO: Hey girls, girls! Wait up! Lets take a picture (quickly thinking of a way to get their groping hands up to shoulder level).
Girls: (Looking very confused ) Um, I guess so, ok...
SOOPOO: Great, thanks. You girls here for a bachelorette party?
Girls: No, it's her 21st birthday and she is offering freebies up in her luxury suite, now that she is an Old Maid.
Oh, okay..okay....
I'm sure HB's version is more likely but ... Its Vegas, Baby. Vegas!!
Nevertheless I can get a free or heavily discounted room rate starting tomorrow night but tonight a whole bunch of places are sold out on the strip. What's not sold out is pretty heavily priced. I did not expect to encounter this problem when I decided to stay out here on a Saturday night last minute. Anyway I'm trying to figure out where to stay that is decent and modestly priced. Any and all suggestions are greatly appreciated.
got a decent rate from Terrible's for a Saturday night and
we were given a room in the new tower.
Or maybe Stratosphere ( take the bus or a cab ) or how
'bout Riviera ? I like to check rates on TRAVELAXE.com,
it searches several sites for you all at once, very
convenient.