Joeman
Joeman
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August 20th, 2018 at 12:07:22 PM permalink
Last night I was uptown at Hooters,
Spending time with other dice shooters.
One claimed he controls
The outcome of rolls
But was disproven by DI refuters!
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
WatchMeWin
WatchMeWin
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August 20th, 2018 at 1:02:41 PM permalink
Im the man from Nantucket!
'Winners hit n run... Losers stick around'
WatchMeWin
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August 20th, 2018 at 1:09:40 PM permalink
There once was a man they called 'WIN'
Who's winnings were viewed as a sin
He would hit n run
Because that's how its done
And did it over and over again.
'Winners hit n run... Losers stick around'
Lovecomps
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August 20th, 2018 at 4:16:24 PM permalink
One day MGM comped me a suite.
Along with all the food I could eat.
Not to much did I play,
For the length of my stay,
So when I left my host took some heat.

(Take that Steve Cyr ha ha)
The best things in life are not free.
Lovecomps
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August 20th, 2018 at 4:50:31 PM permalink
And one more.....

The stickman once pushed over his bowl.
And I picked out two dice for my roll.
I lost every last buck,
And is wasn't bad luck,
The dice, I learned, you cannot control.
The best things in life are not free.
Joeman
Joeman
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August 21st, 2018 at 6:13:17 AM permalink
Time to start another one?

There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in keno...
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
WatchMeWin
WatchMeWin
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August 21st, 2018 at 6:53:41 AM permalink
There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in Keno
They didn't get greedy
Instead flew to Tahiti
But died on their way back to Toledo
'Winners hit n run... Losers stick around'
gordonm888
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August 21st, 2018 at 7:16:06 AM permalink
There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in Keno
Then bet it all on the Browns
Now they eat coffee grounds
And are still happy for all that we know
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
Puckerbutt
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August 21st, 2018 at 7:29:16 AM permalink
Quote: Joeman

Time to start another one?

There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in keno...


There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in keno
They replied to the press
When asked their address
"We moved away from every leech that we know"
If'n I'd a knowed you wanted to have went with me - I'd a seen that you got to get to go.
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August 21st, 2018 at 7:47:40 AM permalink
There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in keno
They got so excited
The air became blighted
So the slot minion paid them in Beano.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.

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