Finish this gambling limerick
August 18th, 2018 at 1:27:05 PM
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Quote: onenickelmiracleThis is just one of those zany facts
There once was a forum of Brainiacs
You tell a blueberry it's blue
You tell fools it's can't be true
Kentry wants to cry, why can't I be you too?
Ummm.
It's a really boring day. Whatever you're having, will you share? Lol...
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
August 18th, 2018 at 1:46:21 PM
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This is just one of those zany facts
There once was a forum of Brainiacs
But like Carly Simon sang way back
And don't throw a fit or attack
This poem wasn't about you, oh smack!
There once was a forum of Brainiacs
But like Carly Simon sang way back
And don't throw a fit or attack
This poem wasn't about you, oh smack!
Sanitized for Your Protection
August 18th, 2018 at 2:27:02 PM
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Quote: beachbumbabsUmmm.
It's a really boring day. Whatever you're having, will you share? Lol...
I'm on Brilliance.
I am a robot.
August 18th, 2018 at 3:04:41 PM
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Quote: beachbumbabs
There once was a guy from Kentucky
Who came to the Strip to get lucky
There once was a guy from Kentucky
Who came to the Strip to get lucky
But it was on this occasion
He met a big bosomed Asian
And instead ended up getting rucky.
(PG but not PC)
If'n I'd a knowed you wanted to have went with me - I'd a seen that you got to get to go.
August 18th, 2018 at 8:37:02 PM
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Last night I was uptown at Hooters,
Spending time with other dice shooters....
(And the rest of it goes...?)
Spending time with other dice shooters....
(And the rest of it goes...?)
The best things in life are not free.
August 18th, 2018 at 8:59:18 PM
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Last night I was uptown at Hooters,
Spending time with other dice shooters
We didn't go gamble
'Cause the gals were so ample
Dice are nice but hooters are cuter
Spending time with other dice shooters
We didn't go gamble
'Cause the gals were so ample
Dice are nice but hooters are cuter
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
August 18th, 2018 at 9:01:25 PM
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Last night I was uptown at Hooters,
Spending time with other dice shooters.
I'd point, seven out
Each time without doubt
And silenced all of the rooters.
Spending time with other dice shooters.
I'd point, seven out
Each time without doubt
And silenced all of the rooters.
August 20th, 2018 at 1:54:02 AM
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Quote: LovecompsLast night I was uptown at Hooters,
Spending time with other dice shooters....
(And the rest of it goes...?)
Last night I was uptown at Hooters
Spending time with other dice shooters
Saw eighteen Yo' s all get paid
So I bet it in spades
But Big Red kicked me right in the neuters
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
August 20th, 2018 at 6:07:45 AM
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Quote: LovecompsLast night I was uptown at Hooters,
Spending time with other dice shooters....
(And the rest of it goes...?)
Last night I was uptown at Hooters,
Spending time with other dice shooters
When in walked a ho
Eighteen in a row
And the owners renamed the place - Cooters
If'n I'd a knowed you wanted to have went with me - I'd a seen that you got to get to go.
August 20th, 2018 at 11:32:44 AM
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Since this thread has returned to one of the forum's recurring themes/jokes, I thought I would add a second stanza to my earlier post (three above this one):
I returned once again up to Hooters,
To the same table and same dice shooters.
'Twas much more fun though,
18 yo's in a row!
('Cause Eliot lent me his tutors.)
I returned once again up to Hooters,
To the same table and same dice shooters.
'Twas much more fun though,
18 yo's in a row!
('Cause Eliot lent me his tutors.)
August 20th, 2018 at 12:07:22 PM
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Last night I was uptown at Hooters,
Spending time with other dice shooters.
One claimed he controls
The outcome of rolls
But was disproven by DI refuters!
Spending time with other dice shooters.
One claimed he controls
The outcome of rolls
But was disproven by DI refuters!
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
August 20th, 2018 at 1:02:41 PM
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Im the man from Nantucket!
'Winners hit n run... Losers stick around'
August 20th, 2018 at 1:09:40 PM
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There once was a man they called 'WIN'
Who's winnings were viewed as a sin
He would hit n run
Because that's how its done
And did it over and over again.
Who's winnings were viewed as a sin
He would hit n run
Because that's how its done
And did it over and over again.
'Winners hit n run... Losers stick around'
August 20th, 2018 at 4:16:24 PM
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One day MGM comped me a suite.
Along with all the food I could eat.
Not to much did I play,
For the length of my stay,
So when I left my host took some heat.
(Take that Steve Cyr ha ha)
Along with all the food I could eat.
Not to much did I play,
For the length of my stay,
So when I left my host took some heat.
(Take that Steve Cyr ha ha)
The best things in life are not free.
August 20th, 2018 at 4:50:31 PM
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And one more.....
The stickman once pushed over his bowl.
And I picked out two dice for my roll.
I lost every last buck,
And is wasn't bad luck,
The dice, I learned, you cannot control.
The stickman once pushed over his bowl.
And I picked out two dice for my roll.
I lost every last buck,
And is wasn't bad luck,
The dice, I learned, you cannot control.
The best things in life are not free.
August 21st, 2018 at 6:13:17 AM
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Time to start another one?
There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in keno...
There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in keno...
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
August 21st, 2018 at 6:53:41 AM
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There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in Keno
They didn't get greedy
Instead flew to Tahiti
But died on their way back to Toledo
Who hit a huge jackpot in Keno
They didn't get greedy
Instead flew to Tahiti
But died on their way back to Toledo
'Winners hit n run... Losers stick around'
August 21st, 2018 at 7:16:06 AM
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There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in Keno
Then bet it all on the Browns
Now they eat coffee grounds
And are still happy for all that we know
Who hit a huge jackpot in Keno
Then bet it all on the Browns
Now they eat coffee grounds
And are still happy for all that we know
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
August 21st, 2018 at 7:29:16 AM
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Quote: JoemanTime to start another one?
There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in keno...
There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in keno
They replied to the press
When asked their address
"We moved away from every leech that we know"
If'n I'd a knowed you wanted to have went with me - I'd a seen that you got to get to go.
August 21st, 2018 at 7:47:40 AM
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There was a young couple from Reno
Who hit a huge jackpot in keno
They got so excited
The air became blighted
So the slot minion paid them in Beano.
Who hit a huge jackpot in keno
They got so excited
The air became blighted
So the slot minion paid them in Beano.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
