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Mission146
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August 14th, 2018 at 9:55:20 AM permalink
Quote: Romes

Butt lost on throw two
Martingale won't let me down
But lost on throw three



But lost on throw three,
Bumped my bet up to eighty;
Then I lost again.
Vultures can't be choosers.
unJon
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August 14th, 2018 at 9:56:30 AM permalink
Quote: Mission146

But lost on throw three,
Bumped my bet up to eighty;
Then I lost again.


Then I lost again.
Martingale again, again.
Table limit. Broke.
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; but that is the way to bet.
Romes
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August 14th, 2018 at 9:57:08 AM permalink
Quote: Mission146

But lost on throw three,
Bumped my bet up to eighty;
Then I lost again.

Then I lost again.
Throw four must be my big score
Oh no lost big again
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
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August 14th, 2018 at 10:05:12 AM permalink
Quote: Romes

Then I lost again.
Throw four must be my big score
Oh no lost big again



Back in the day, you'd be playing your favorite LP. Swinging with it, and abruptly the needle would skip and repeat.

We seem to be there.

Oh no lost big again
Jackpot! Screams the PaiGow game
Players jumping up
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
Mission146
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August 14th, 2018 at 10:07:23 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs



Oh no lost big again
Jackpot! Screams the PaiGow game
Players jumping up



Players jumping up,
Slot machine ladies are nuts;
Only won ten bucks.
Vultures can't be choosers.
unJon
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August 14th, 2018 at 10:09:14 AM permalink
Quote: Mission146

Players jumping up,
Slot machine ladies are nuts;
Only won ten bucks.


Only one ten bucks
Didnít want to bet all those yos
Eighteen times, layed off
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; but that is the way to bet.
Ayecarumba
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August 14th, 2018 at 10:15:53 AM permalink
Quote: unJon

Then I lost again.
Martingale again, again.
Table limit. Broke.



Table limit. Broke.
Long walk under neon signs
Daylight turns Strip brown
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
Ayecarumba
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August 14th, 2018 at 10:22:30 AM permalink
Quote: unJon

Only one ten bucks
Didnít want to bet all those yos
Eighteen times, layed off



Eighteen times laid off
Porn slapping brings in some dough
Gave me a T-shirt
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
Mission146
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August 14th, 2018 at 10:37:33 AM permalink
Quote: Ayecarumba

Eighteen times laid off
Porn slapping brings in some dough
Gave me a T-shirt



Gave me a T-Shirt,
For earning eight hundred points;
Whilst losing three grand.
Vultures can't be choosers.
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August 14th, 2018 at 11:10:12 AM permalink
Quote: Mission146

Gave me a T-Shirt,
For earning eight hundred points;
Whilst losing three grand.





Whilst losing three grand
Not even a look by a host
Isn't that just the most!

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