Nerdy accountant seeks SWF
July 25th, 2012 at 2:15:58 PM
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Find me one, find me one, find me one! ;)Quote: WizardThree words -- accountant, accountant, accountant.
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July 25th, 2012 at 2:17:31 PM
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Quote: HotBlondeFind me one, find me one, find me one! ;)
Who did your 2011 taxes?
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
July 25th, 2012 at 2:21:54 PM
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Quote: WizardWho did your 2011 taxes?
I'd give you the number of mine but he's 78 years old and already married. Sorry.
Stupid is a choice
July 25th, 2012 at 2:27:13 PM
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The accountant I've gone to for years is married with kids. Plus he's kinda nerdy.Quote: WizardWho did your 2011 taxes?
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July 25th, 2012 at 2:31:32 PM
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Quote: HotBlondePlus he's kinda nerdy.
Of course he is, he's an accountant. That is my point.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
July 25th, 2012 at 2:33:40 PM
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Your point is that I should marry a nerdy man?Quote: WizardOf course he is, he's an accountant. That is my point.
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July 25th, 2012 at 2:35:44 PM
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Quote: WizardOf course he is, he's an accountant. That is my point.
HEY!
Wiz!
Whats up with that?
Nerdy accountants?
Not this one!
SFB
July 25th, 2012 at 2:38:40 PM
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Quote: SFBHEY!
Wiz!
Whats up with that?
Nerdy accountants?
Not this one!
SFB
You are an accountant who posts on a Math themed forum and you are not nerdy?
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July 25th, 2012 at 2:42:22 PM
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Quote: bigfoot66You are an accountant who posts on a Math themed forum and you are not nerdy?
Is this not derailing the thread?
Anyway, you need to test his knowledge of SF&F first. That's not an absolute measure, but it helps. :P
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July 25th, 2012 at 2:47:08 PM
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Quote: bigfoot66You are an accountant who posts on a Math themed forum and you are not nerdy?
No...
I like to play craps, and golf.
Otherwise, I am a Male supermodel.
(Well, at least to the Wife...;)
SFB
July 25th, 2012 at 2:47:56 PM
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Quote: HotBlondeYour point is that I should marry a nerdy man?
YEs.
Quote: SFBNerdy accountants?
Not this one!
I may need to do some investigating to verify that. Do you prefer Captain Kirk or Picard?
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
July 25th, 2012 at 2:49:40 PM
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You know, Wizard, at this rate the HB Challenge thread will never catch up to Doc's Chip of the Day thread.
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
July 25th, 2012 at 2:50:28 PM
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Quote: WizardYEs.
I may need to do some investigating to verify that. Do you prefer Captain Kirk or Picard?
Hahaha...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
July 25th, 2012 at 2:55:51 PM
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Quote: WizardYEs.
I may need to do some investigating to verify that. Do you prefer Captain Kirk or Picard?
Actually, I watched DSN, and preferred Nana Visitor...
And Star Wars.
SFB
July 25th, 2012 at 2:59:07 PM
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Quote: SFBActually, I watched DSN, and preferred Nana Visitor...
That's at least a Howard on the Big Bang scale.
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
July 25th, 2012 at 3:07:36 PM
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Quote: HotBlondeYour point is that I should marry a nerdy man?
Yes. He'll do the accounts, keep you in money and will be ever so grateful. If you know what I'm saying.
Or a finance dork. That might be as good.
"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept, thought nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829
July 25th, 2012 at 3:11:32 PM
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My brother is a CPA, which is basically a glorified accountant.
Maybe the two of you could hook up?
Of course, he's married, so your relationship, if any, would have to be strictly "off the ledger," so to speak, and any trysts would be in "the cheatin' side of town."
Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
Maybe the two of you could hook up?
Of course, he's married, so your relationship, if any, would have to be strictly "off the ledger," so to speak, and any trysts would be in "the cheatin' side of town."
Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
"What, me worry?"
July 25th, 2012 at 3:24:17 PM
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Every guy on here is married. What's up with that?? :(Quote: SFBNo...
I like to play craps, and golf.
Otherwise, I am a Male supermodel.
(Well, at least to the Wife...;)
SFB
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July 25th, 2012 at 3:32:29 PM
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Quote: HotBlondeEvery guy on here is married. What's up with that?? :(
Great, insightful question. More than you might imagine...;-)
July 25th, 2012 at 4:10:14 PM
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Quote: HotBlondeEvery guy on here is married. What's up with that?? :(
There's at least two unmarried, regular posters. The average age on here is probably much higher than your general internet forum, though.
"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept, thought nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829
July 25th, 2012 at 4:14:37 PM
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I'm single. How much education does it take to become an accountant? :+)
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July 25th, 2012 at 4:24:46 PM
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Its easy for any woman to get a husband. Just pretend for awhile
that you're something you're not. I see it all the time.
Act interested in everything that he says and does. Tell him he
has great ideas and good taste. Cook for him, even if you
hate it. Never get angry, never nag him about anything.
Never get jealous, never be sarcastic or impatient. Above
all, screw his socks off. Try and have sex everytime you
see him. Make him think you're almost a nymphomaniac.
This really works, women have done it forever. You don't
have to be any of these things, once you're married you
can gradually become who you are. Give a guy a fantasy
and he'll fall for it every time.
that you're something you're not. I see it all the time.
Act interested in everything that he says and does. Tell him he
has great ideas and good taste. Cook for him, even if you
hate it. Never get angry, never nag him about anything.
Never get jealous, never be sarcastic or impatient. Above
all, screw his socks off. Try and have sex everytime you
see him. Make him think you're almost a nymphomaniac.
This really works, women have done it forever. You don't
have to be any of these things, once you're married you
can gradually become who you are. Give a guy a fantasy
and he'll fall for it every time.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
July 25th, 2012 at 4:28:09 PM
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Quote: EvenBobIts easy for any woman to get a husband. Just pretend for awhile
that you're something you're not. I see it all the time.
Act interested in everything that he says and does. Tell him he
has great ideas and good taste. Cook for him, even if you
hate it. Never get angry, never nag him about anything.
Never get jealous, never be sarcastic or impatient. Above
all, screw his socks off. Try and have sex everytime you
see him. Make him think you're almost a nymphomaniac.
This really works, women have done it forever. You don't
have to be any of these things, once you're married you
can gradually become who you are. Give a guy a fantasy
and he'll fall for it every time.
Hmmmm, Bob. How do I see through the charade?
July 25th, 2012 at 4:41:51 PM
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Quote: HotBlondeEvery guy on here is married. What's up with that?? :(
I know quite a few who aren't, but won't give names. I know you know of at least two.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
July 25th, 2012 at 4:44:31 PM
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Are there are quite a few who say they aren't married and they are !
July 25th, 2012 at 4:45:15 PM
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Quote: SOOPOOHmmmm, Bob. How do I see through the charade?
Assuming its a serious question, never be in a hurry to
get married. Most women who are faking it can't keep it up for
longer than 6 months, it wears them out. Give it at least 18
months, if she's still the same, she's probably authentic.
I saw a woman pull this on a married man once. He left his
wife, married her, and 3 months later was heard saying
'You were never like this before we were married!'. I tried
to warn him.. The truly great women were able to pull it
off for a lifetime of mariage. But those days are generations ago,
before women had so many rights.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
July 25th, 2012 at 5:22:43 PM
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I prefer nerdy guys to mindless himbos. Any day.
Each of us is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.
Preparing for a fight about your bad decision is not as smart as making a good decision.
July 25th, 2012 at 6:03:15 PM
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I don't think I could marry a nerdy guy. I could marry a guy who is INTO nerdy things, but the guy can't be nerdy himself. Does that make sense? To me, in my mind's eye, nerdy guys just have bad body language. I need a guy who I'm attracted to and at least has good posture and body language. Nerdy guys come off as weak and unconfident and scrawny and don't seem to care too much about their appearance.
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July 25th, 2012 at 6:39:49 PM
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what if he really loved you and/or had tons of cash?
In a bet, there is a fool and a thief.
- Proverb.
July 25th, 2012 at 7:55:58 PM
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Wealthy Nerd seeks Supermodel. Is THAT where this is going?
Some people need to reimagine their thinking.
July 25th, 2012 at 8:40:52 PM
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Hmm, I'm 21 years old, in grad school working on my CPA and working at a Big 4 firm in audit, and single. Whether or not I am a nerd... eh
July 25th, 2012 at 9:18:49 PM
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Well, for example, you mention Star Trek. Would you lump Star Wars into the same category? If so, I was watching a documentary recently about Star Wars fans. One guy they interviewed was someone who I could say is my type. I guess he directed The Blair Witch Project or something. But when he talked and showed his collection and stuff, he was into this stuff, but he wasn't nerdy, whereas most of the people in the film were. But, alas, the guy is married with kids so he's not for me.
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