What dose the Wizard do for a Living?
December 4th, 2015 at 10:04:31 PM
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Dose the Wizard teach gambling skills? What is the Wizards real Job?
December 4th, 2015 at 11:19:08 PM
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December 5th, 2015 at 12:57:53 AM
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you're in luck....he teaches spelling.
get second you pig
December 5th, 2015 at 3:37:34 AM
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Quote: jb103Dose the Wizard teach gambling skills?
He provides gambling information such as rules, mathematical analysis aimed at a variety of target audiences, etc. Whether this is a 'skill' or not I'm not sure. Mathematics is a skill. I don't have it.
Quote: jb103What is the Wizards real Job?
He makes bets such as which of two rain drops will reach the bottom of the window first and whether more Cheesecake than Streudel is sold on the Strip. It is rumored that he has reached the Ten Star level at the Las Vegas Stud Service and therefore receives the gratitude of all the rich young women who flock to Las Vegas. The less wealthy women who work as Tray Lizards around town have put a price on his head for forcing them to play Trivial Pursuit.
December 5th, 2015 at 9:35:53 AM
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I heard he flys people on his magic carpet on Uber
While playing trivia with the drivers and relieving them of their bankrolls
While playing trivia with the drivers and relieving them of their bankrolls
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December 5th, 2015 at 11:12:25 AM
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Quote: jb103Dose the Wizard teach gambling skills? What is the Wizards real Job?
This question would be inappropriate face to face in Europe.
Pray for protection from enemies and witchcraft.
December 5th, 2015 at 11:24:56 AM
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Quote: jjjooogggThis question would be inappropriate face to face in Europe.
It's somewhat brazen here, at least as phrased.
I would suggest the OP go to the WoO website and read the front page link "About the Wizard".
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
December 5th, 2015 at 11:38:54 AM
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Seriously where do I sign up ? He's never mentioned that to me. I think I may have asked him if he could spell prop bet and he responded with -200.Quote: ontariodealeryou're in luck....he teaches spelling.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
December 5th, 2015 at 4:57:40 PM
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Quote: jb103Dose the Wizard teach gambling skills? What is the Wizards real Job?
Dose: 1000 mg of sodium thiopental or pentobarbital
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
December 5th, 2015 at 5:56:03 PM
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Gambling is dangerous. The last time I was in Vegas I caught a dose.
