Good casino pick up lines for every occasion
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Quote: onenickelmiracleDo you have any that security wont care about? Instant success only.
Ah Grasshopper... you would like to have the keys to the chest, but you need to know how to utilize what's inside.
It's all in the delivery my friend... It's all in the delivery!
You are talking to a winner
(In a casino you will actually be surprised this works sometimes)
“Can I buy you a drink?”
You dont look like a hooker like all the other women in here.
(If they are a hooker this is the quickest method for finding out where you stand)
"Wanna see my hole cards?"
Conversely, I could show you hey stud, smooth talkin, life winner..... and simply just say hey baby come take a walk with me... and that person ends up in his suite with the babe.
But if there is a common theme in picking up chicks in a casino, your best bet is to portray yourself as a filthy rich dude who is generous with his money. Because girls in casinos are really all about the money.
You should see the pair of dice I'm holding
Quote: darkozWanna play Craps. We can both Come bet together
You should see the pair of dice I'm holding
I’m used to laying 4s but I NEVER lay 10s. I only buy those
Yeesh. Not one of you got past the first sentence.
More than a fair amount of cynicism and auto-failure built in, too.
Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad I’d definitely be in jail
Quote: beachbumbabsSecurity!
Yeesh. Not one of you got past the first sentence.
More than a fair amount of cynicism and auto-failure built in, too.
Okay best pu line in a casino where security isnt called:
These machines arent paying squat. I just lost 2 grand. Hows it going for you?
And you both live happily ever after.Quote: darkozI see you are a loser.
You are talking to a winner
(In a casino you will actually be surprised this works sometimes)
OMGQuote: GBAMThat shirt is very becoming of you. If I was your shirt I’d be cumming too.
Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad I’d definitely be in jail
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If you can't get one of them to work you might as well join a monastery.
Got 3 different women who were seriously interested
They suggested a quick meaningful relationship that would immediately help them with their luck and their electric bill
Nonetheless the lines did show some amount of success
Quote: darkozWell I just tried a few of the lines posted here in a casino I am in now
Got 3 different women who were seriously interested
They suggested a quick meaningful relationship that would immediately help them with their luck and their electric bill
Nonetheless the lines did show some amount of success
“Wanna come upstairs and see my players card collection.”
Give that one a shot
"Wow, ever since you sat down next to me I've gotten so lucky. I'd love to return in the favor... up in my room!"
Rolls eyes* And that's exactly what they are going to do, unless they are over 35 or a bunch of fatties.Quote: WatchMeWinLadies... Ladies.... how we feelin tonight? You are ABSOLUTELY the best looking group of women Ive seen in town this entire week!
If a chick thinks you are attractive just about anything short of calling her the C word will work. If not, a normal non forced conversation would probably be best.
Whatever the case, I'm almost certain "Would you like to check out my unicycle and collections of Rubik's cubes.", doesn't work well.
If he had a unicycle sexercise bike it could work. Depending on how it is constructed, they might not need him though. I may have given away a million dollar idea here.Quote: AxelWolfRolls eyes* And that's exactly what they are going to do, unless they are over 35 or a bunch of fatties.
If a chick thinks you are attractive just about anything short of calling her the C word will work. If not, a normal non forced conversation would probably be best.
Whatever the case, I'm almost certain "Would you like to check out my unicycle and collections of Rubik's cubes.", doesn't work well.
Quote: onenickelmiracleIf he had a unicycle sexercise bike it could work. Depending on how it is constructed, they might not need him though. I may have given away a million dollar idea here.
Love it! Probably a Nickel idea, but still a good thought.
Quote: onenickelmiracleIf he had a unicycle sexercise bike it could work. Depending on how it is constructed, they might not need him though. I may have given away a million dollar idea here.
Too late on that patent. Those kind of machines have been around for decades at least.
I just hope WMW is smart enough to realize the unicycle/Rubik's cube comment had nothing to do with him. I was just busting the Wizards balls.Quote: onenickelmiracleIf he had a unicycle sexercise bike it could work. Depending on how it is constructed, they might not need him though. I may have given away a million dollar idea here.
I just can't wait till the Wizard upgrades to a penny farthing. I'm getting a chuckle just thinking about it.
Reminds me of the nun joke.Quote: onenickelmiracleIf he had a unicycle sexercise bike it could work. Depending on how it is constructed, they might not need him though. I may have given away a million dollar idea here.
Punch line... If you don't quit having all that fun girls, I'm going to make you put the seats back on.
Quote: beachbumbabsToo late on that patent. Those kind of machines have been around for decades at least.
Somehow, this reminded me of the old Ronco Mr. Microphone commercials!Quote: WatchMeWinLadies... Ladies.... how we feelin tonight? You are ABSOLUTELY the best looking group of women Ive seen in town this entire week! Come on over to the craps table after your finished with your dinner and let me show y'all how we do on the felt. We will win a few dollars, then drinks on me at the club. I have a VIP table waiting for us! Make sure you have your dancing shoes on and leave the shy ones back in the room. You are about to embark on the greatest night of your lives! Hey Garcon! put their check on my tab. Ladies.. enjoy! See you in a few at the felt... My house!
"Like so good a normal person such as myself might almost become a stalker"
"If ever I saw beauty and wanted it, it was the dream of you."
Full disclosure: Be careful. This line is like an atomic bomb. I used it once and she has been married to me for 31 years.
The spring when I was a 20-year-old college student, I went on a weekend retreat with a student group. We had a house, maybe two, in the mountains of NC. The first day while there, I noticed a girl sitting in a chair on the porch of one of the houses, reading a book. I was standing on the ground next to the porch, so the porch floor was about the height of my shoulders. On a whim, I reached through the railing and started trying sneakily to tie her shoe laces together. When she noticed, she was shocked/outraged that I would be trying such a juvenile prank.Quote: gordonm888Full disclosure: Be careful. This line is like an atomic bomb. I used it once and she has been married to me for 31 years.
I explained that when I was in the third grade that same maneuver had worked in getting to meet a cute girl who had been ignoring me and that I just couldn't give up on a technique that worked. The two of us spent the rest of that weekend together as if we were a set couple in that student group. We continued to date through the spring semester. That summer break, she came to visit me at my family's home. Two summers later, we got married. If she doesn't kill me before next August, we will have been married for 51 years. You just never know what line might work.
Quote: TomGWhen meeting women in a casino, the only approach that works is to have a genuine conversation. Ask questions, listen, tell her about your interests. Last week there was a woman who looked a little down. She said it was because her boyfriend left her because he couldn't handle all the freaky stuff she was into. I was able to empathize with her and share my story about my girlfriend leaving because she couldn't handle all the freaky stuff I was into. Once we were able to make that connection we decided to spend some time together outside of the casino. We went to her house, she told me to hang out while she got ready for all the freaky stuff we could do together. A short while later she came out wearing nothing but strategically placed whip cream and a midget on her shoulders. I told her it was great coming over and it was time for me to leave. She was very puzzled and said "I'm disappointed, I thought you were different and into all this freaky stuff." I told her I already ate all her soap, clipped my toenails into her purse, gave myself an ice water enema, and took everything that she had laying around and set it into jello molds.
Now that is FA.... REAKYYY!!!
Quote: AxelWolfI just hope WMW is smart enough to realize the unicycle/Rubik's cube comment had nothing to do with him. I was just busting the Wizards balls.
I think someone is going to get suspended here!! You insulted me! You called me stupid indirectly. You should be suspended as I have been suspended for saying you were not smart in past threads. Suspension coming justly. Enjoy your time away. Boy it feels good to be a little rat ....now I know how you feel from past threads.
btw, if you change the color of your pantyhose while APing at different casinos, you may get better results. You are the only AP guy I know who likes to wear shiny pantyhose! Enjoy the freak show, AX!
Quote: WatchMeWinI think someone is going to get suspended here!! You insulted me! You called me stupid indirectly. You should be suspended as I have been suspended for saying you were not smart in past threads. Suspension coming justly. Enjoy your time away. Boy it feels good to be a little rat ....now I know how you feel from past threads.
btw, if you change the color of your pantyhose while APing at different casinos, you may get better results. You are the only AP guy I know who likes to wear shiny pantyhose! Enjoy the freak show, AX!
Oh, stop. Nobody's getting suspended over this nonsense, but if I were suspending anyone in the back and forth, it would be you.
Seriously. Just stop.
Quote: beachbumbabsOh, stop. Nobody's getting suspended over this nonsense, but if I were suspending anyone in the back and forth, it would be you.
Seriously. Just stop.
So, let me understand correctly, some people here can ridicule and insult others without being punished but others who use the same language and tone as the aforementioned on a different thread and get suspended? You really need certain shills on this site , huh? Thought you were bigger than that bba.
Quote: WatchMeWinSo, let me understand correctly, some people here can ridicule and insult others without being punished but others who use the same language and tone as the aforementioned on a different thread and get suspended? You really need certain shills on this site , huh? Thought you were bigger than that bba.
I said no one was getting suspended.
The whole pantyhose thing is just lame. If you're going to post things that are trying to insult without getting suspended, you need better material. At least make it worth reading.
Quote: beachbumbabsI said no one was getting suspended.
The whole pantyhose thing is just lame. If you're going to post things that are trying to insult without getting suspended, you need better material. At least make it worth reading.
What color to you wear?
