eHarmony commercial girl blows my mind
When a woman loves a man, and a man wants to have sex with a woman, they can have a baby.Quote: RSKids are those little evil human people, usually just a few feet tall, right?
Quote: onenickelmiracleWhen a woman loves a man, and a man wants to have sex with a woman, they can have a baby.
Actually:
1 If a woman wants to have sex with a man, they have sex.
2. If a man wants to have sex with a woman -well, it doesn't really matter what the man wants. Refer to rule #1.
You got punked. I wasn't being serious.Quote: gordonm888Actually:
1 If a woman wants to have sex with a man, they have sex.
2. If a man wants to have sex with a woman -well, it doesn't really matter what the man wants. Refer to rule #1.
I was the president of a social club that was recruiting new members, so they listed my phone number in the newspaper for meeting information. He called. We talked for 4 hours. He showed up later that week to the meeting, with a date. I had a date with me as well. We both ditched our dates, and he came to work with me, a midshift at the tower/tracon. Talked all night. A week later, we were engaged.
It worked for several years, then it didn't, though it took several more years for us to divorce. But we still are friends.
Quote: RSKids are those little evil human people, usually just a few feet tall, right?
I once made the mistake of going to the fmgrocery store in the day time. The place was crawling with them.
Quote: RigondeauxI once made the mistake of going to the fmgrocery store in the day time. The place was crawling with them.
I know right. Doesn't even make sense. Why aren't those kids In kid jail (schools) and the parents at work.
Quote: RSKids are those little evil human people, usually just a few feet tall, right?
As Homer Simpson said, "Children are our future... unless we stop them first!"
Quote: RigondeauxI once made the mistake of going to the fmgrocery store in the day time. The place was crawling with them.
I went to a grocery store a few months ago and saw TWO SETS of families with a bunch of kids. One had like 3 kids and the other 5. I was like holy s***, I forgot about this, I shouldn't go to the grocery store during the day time.
Then I realized it was 3am. Who the hell brings their kids to the store at 3am???
+100000 lolQuote: LuckyPhowAs Homer Simpson said, "Children are our future... unless we stop them first!"
