Ten Things Not To Do In Las Vegas...
1. Don't use the ATM in the casino. (high fees)
2. Don't dress suttily. (instead dress "sexily". Apparently, there is a difference)
3. Don't wear painful shoes. (lotsa walking)
4. Don't get married at the Chapel of Love. (go to the Little White Chapel instead).
5. Don't choose the cheapest buffet in town. (go to the Wynn instead)
6. Don't log on in your room. (High fees. Free hotspots exist)
7. Don't drink before your massage. (you'll hurl)
8. Don't see Cris Angel's Believe. (Res ipsa loquitur)
9. Don't arrive at the airport 30 minutes before you flight. (You risk missing it)
10. Don't stay up all night then catch your flight. (instead, book an evening flight)
Quote: AyecarumbaLifted from an article at Concierge.com
1. Don't use the ATM in the casino. (high fees)
2. Don't dress suttily. (instead dress "sexily". Apparently, there is a difference)
3. Don't wear painful shoes. (lotsa walking)
4. Don't get married at the Chapel of Love. (go to the Little White Chapel instead).
5. Don't choose the cheapest buffet in town. (go to the Wynn instead)
6. Don't log on in your room. (High fees. Free hotspots exist)
7. Don't drink before your massage. (you'll hurl)
8. Don't see Cris Angel's Believe. (Res ipsa loquitur)
9. Don't arrive at the airport 30 minutes before you flight. (You risk missing it)
10. Don't stay up all night then catch your flight. (instead, book an evening flight)
Don't use self parking if a casino has valet parking.
Don't give panhandlers money unless you want them bugging you every time they see you.
Don't drive on The Strip if you don't have a lot of time on your hands.
If you have to have fast food, make sure its 'In And Out Burger'.
Don't chase your losses.
Quote: EvenBobDon't use self parking if a casino has valet parking.
Depends on the situation and casino. It saves more time at some casinos than others. For example, the Bellagio has a great valet if you're approaching eastbound on Flamingo. Yet, the Wynn has a very nice and well located self-parking garage. To make a rule of thumb, I will valet if it will save me 10 minutes or more of time.
Quote: EvenBobDon't give panhandlers money unless you want them bugging you every time they see you.
I won't give to panhandlers anywhere for that reason alone. You give them something and usually you don't get a "thank you," but instead, "I just need one more dollar for bus fare/lunch/whatever." Now, if I'm in a generous mood, I make them do something like answer a trivia question, sing, or push-ups.
I agree on the other three items, especially In-n-Out.
Quote: WizardTo make a rule of thumb, I will valet if it will save me 10 minutes or more of time.
I use valet because its right by the front door, its cheap, and I never heard of anybody getting robbed waiting for the their valet car, while the parking garage robbery stories are never ending.
Quote: EvenBobuse valet because its right by the front door, its cheap, and I never heard of anybody getting robbed waiting for the their valet car, while the parking garage robbery stories are never ending.
I use it for that very reason too. Especially in AC where's it's quite dangerous.
-Keyser
Quote: EvenBobI use valet because its right by the front door, its cheap, and I never heard of anybody getting robbed waiting for the their valet car, while the parking garage robbery stories are never ending.
Good point. I also factor in how much money I would lose if I got robbed.
Quote: WizardGood point. I also factor in how much money I would lose if I got robbed.
That famous lady poker player (I can't think of her name) has been robbed twice in parking garages and a poker lady friend of her's was killed in a garage robbery. No thanks. Sure there are cameras, but thats why god invented hoods, so they can't see who you are. Duh.
Quote: AyecarumbaLifted from an article at Concierge.com
1. Don't use the ATM in the casino. (high fees)
2. Don't dress suttily. (instead dress "sexily". Apparently, there is a difference)
3. Don't wear painful shoes. (lotsa walking)
4. Don't get married at the Chapel of Love. (go to the Little White Chapel instead).
5. Don't choose the cheapest buffet in town. (go to the Wynn instead)
6. Don't log on in your room. (High fees. Free hotspots exist)
7. Don't drink before your massage. (you'll hurl)
8. Don't see Cris Angel's Believe. (Res ipsa loquitur)
9. Don't arrive at the airport 30 minutes before you flight. (You risk missing it)
10. Don't stay up all night then catch your flight. (instead, book an evening flight)
Good list. I got married at the Little Church of the West, which was fine, but can't compare it to any others. Agreed about Chris Angel. The lines are getting shorter at LAS, but I still allow an hour from the time I park to boarding time, just to be safe. Agreed it is worth the extra money to spring for a good buffet. The Bellagio, Mandalay Bay, and Mirage are on par with the Wynn, in my opinion. Maybe the Wynn is a bit better, but it tends to get very long lines.
Quote: WizardDepends on the situation and casino. It saves more time at some casinos than others. For example, the Bellagio has a great valet if you're approaching eastbound on Flamingo. Yet, the Wynn has a very nice and well located self-parking garage. To make a rule of thumb, I will valet if it will save me 10 minutes or more of time.
There are some valets where the location makes it not worth it to use them; two that stand out in my mind are the Venetian and Planet Hollywood. The Venetian valet is already inside the parking structure, so by the time you get to the valet, you have walked 7/8 of the way back to self-parking anyway. And PH's valer is down inside that tunnel-like labyrinth, featuring the slowest valets in Nevada.
The Bellagio's valet is excellent, but I used to duck into a little auxiliary parking garage at that same point you mentioned--off of westbound Flamingo. From there, you could take the escalator almost directly up to the poker room (the only reason to set foot in Bellagio), and since hardly anyone seemed to know about that little garage, you could find a space even on a Friday night. Is that garage still available?
Palazzo has a fantastic garage that is easily accessible from the road that runs between the Venetian/Sands complex and the Wynn. Easily my favorite garage in Vegas. Convenient if all you need to do is go to Palazzo, and from there you can walk to Venetian.Quote: EvenBobThe Venetian does have the worst Valet on the planet. It makes no sense. Its deep inside the garage and you have a long walk to the casino. Not to mention even when its slow, it takes half an hour to get your car. The vast majority at other casinos are great, however.
Quote: AyecarumbaLifted from an article at Concierge.com
1. Don't use the ATM in the casino. (high fees)
2. Don't dress suttily. (instead dress "sexily". Apparently, there is a difference)
3. Don't wear painful shoes. (lotsa walking)
4. Don't get married at the Chapel of Love. (go to the Little White Chapel instead).
5. Don't choose the cheapest buffet in town. (go to the Wynn instead)
6. Don't log on in your room. (High fees. Free hotspots exist)
7. Don't drink before your massage. (you'll hurl)
8. Don't see Cris Angel's Believe. (Res ipsa loquitur)
9. Don't arrive at the airport 30 minutes before you flight. (You risk missing it)
10. Don't stay up all night then catch your flight. (instead, book an evening flight)
Don't Jaywalk you could get killed. So many people just dart across the street when there is no crosswalk.
Don't try to hail a taxi while walking on the Strip. You see it all the time and they get pissed when the taxi driver says he can't.
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Bank of America, Chase, and Citi are the 3 largest banks in the U.S. Between them, they have exactly one ATM between WynnCore and Mandalay Bay (BoA has one in the shops at Caesars). The max fee for a "foreign" ATM transaction using a debit card is about $10. It's not worth it to go elsewhere. What am I gonna do if I'm at Palazzo, walk 20 feet to a casino ATM and pay a 0.5% fee when I take out two grand, or walk to Caesars?
Alternatively, if you only need a little pocket money, you can usually get up to $50 "cash back" on a debit card purchase at a Walgreens, etc.
3. Don't wear painful shoes. (lotsa walking)
Who wears painful shoes when they're NOT in Vegas?
6. Don't log on in your room. (High fees. Free hotspots exist)
I agree the fees are way out of proportion to the cost, but it's a matter of convenience.
I would rather walk 15 minutes to my car in a garage than wait 10 minutes for a valet pick-up. I usually have my golf clubs in the trunk too and I am overly anxious about them when entrusting my car to a stranger.
Quote: inapyuck! had to move several times before finding a clean machine. actually chips aren't much cleaner either.
There's no such thing as a clean machine. And casino chips are every bit as germ laden as money, and money is the dirtiest thing we come in contact with, even dirtier than a toilet seat.
Quote: EvenBobThere's no such thing as a clean machine. And casino chips are every bit as germ laden as money, and money is the dirtiest thing we come in contact with, even dirtier than a toilet seat.
Toilet seats tend to be one of the cleanest things you can find in the bathroom... the sink, towel dispenser, the floor and the taps are normally dirtier than a toilet seat.
Quote: thecesspitToilet seats tend to be one of the cleanest things you can find in the bathroom... the sink, towel dispenser, the floor and the taps are normally dirtier than a toilet seat.
Reminds me of that scene in the Sopranos where Paulie explains he wears loafers because the shoelaces on regular shoes drag on the piss soaked floor of the mens room. Graphic but true.
Quote: EvenBobReminds me of that scene in the Sopranos where Paulie explains he wears loafers because the shoelaces on regular shoes drag on the piss soaked floor of the mens room. Graphic but true.
yes, i think the floor right by the entrance to the mens restroom has got to be the dirtiest most germ laden area. at least they try to clean the restroom floor once in a while. but rarely the carpet right at the entrance.
Quote: BigTipWhen you turn into Bellagio off of Flamingo, do you then turn right to get to this little parking area being spoken of?
No. You head west from the freeway and then turn right into the garage entrance BEFORE you get to Flamingo.
I don't know for certain that that entrance is available, since it's been almost a year since I was in Vegas with a car.
Quote: mkl654321I don't know for certain that that entrance is available, since it's been almost a year since I was in Vegas with a car.
It is. I've valeted there lots of times. The best valet in Vegas, in my opinion.
Quote: I808Quote: AyecarumbaDon't Jaywalk you could get killed.
Heck, be careful following blindly with the crowd crossing a street even in the crosswalk. Assuming that because a bunch of people start walking into the crosswalk someone checked for oncoming traffic is sometimes an incorrect assumption.
(BTW, less than a year ago, some drunk tried to cross I-15. Let's just say, body parts were scattered all over after he was hit by multiple cars.)Sanitized for Your Protection
Quote: rxwine
(BTW, less than a year ago, some drunk tried to cross I-15. Let's just say, body parts were scattered all over after he was hit by multiple cars.)
How did they know that he was drunk? Did they gather him up and do an autopsy?
-If you have to walk somewhere on the strip, do not take the Harrah's side, it is much less of a hassle crossing to the Caesar's Palace side.
-Don't let friendly girls you don't know very well at a craps table take some of your chips and put them in your pocket so you don't lose them all :-P
-Don't ever trust your cab driver, especially the long time locals. Don't let them take you to your hotel from the airport via the freeway and raise hell if they do.
-Don't take a cab to a strip club unless they agree to give you a free ride or at least part of their kickback.
Quote: rxwineMaybe a Blood alcohol test is still possible,
Blood can be tested for alcohol and drugs for some time after death.
Quote: NareedBlood can be tested for alcohol and drugs for some time after death.
One would expect a forensic autopsy in such a case, to try and determine the deceased life in the moments before being hit by several cars on the I-15...
Quote: clarkacal
-Don't let friendly girls you don't know very well at a craps table take some of your chips and put them in your pocket
I usually encourage friendly girls to put their hand in my pocket. I think it should be worth at least a $5 chip..
