Confessions of a Wayward Catholic

The Wizard has given me permission to alert everyone that you must buy my book or be suspended. (Just kidding.) He has given me permission to give the blurb about it so here we go:


Bless me father for I have sinned...
CONFESSIONS OF A WAYWARD CATHOLIC

"Confessions of a Wayward Catholic" is a hilarious yet insightful account of Frank Scoblete’s years from kindergarten through grandparenthood as a confused, wayward, seemingly ever-sinning Catholic. Join Frank for an entertaining but possibly hell-bound ride as he attempts to understand what God and religion are all about. Will Frank reach the pearly gates or be banished to eternal damnation?


“I love my husband but there is stuff in this book that is disgraceful and should never have been written!” – Alene Scoblete, wife

“Francis Scoblete has been a major sinner ever since he came to elementary school. I watched him closely at the dances.” – Sister Jerome Blake, in charge of making sure girls and boys slow danced a foot apart.

“I don’t know why Jewish kids went to a Catholic school but I’m proud they did well in religion.” – Chief Rabbi Sol Bernstein

“I believe that you should love your neighbor as yourself. Luckily, Frank lives in another town and is not my neighbor.” – Jesus Christ

“Scoblete says I have no sense of humor. I will afflict him with boils and sores over his whole body, just like I did Job.” – God

“Frank Scoblete has been wayward for over six decades. He’s my main man!” – Satan


Price $16.95 + $6 shipping and handling (total $22.95)

Call 1-800-944-0406 for mail order

Checks / Money Orders to:
Frank Scoblete Enterprises
PO box 446
Malverne, NY 11565

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Frank Scoblete is the author of over 30 books and several television shows. He writes for 40 magazines and newspapers. He has appeared on CNN, TBS, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, The National Geographic Channel, A&E, The Travel Channel and The Learning Channel.

I will definitely check it out...

I think you can now read the first three chapters of the book at Amazon.com. Why not give them a try?

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I think you can now read the first three chapters of the book at Amazon.com. Why not give them a try?

Is there a chance we could do a conference call and you could read it to me? I fall asleep better at night if someone reads me a story.


ZCore13

You then could change your name to Zsnore.

Pope Francis is making big waves among the conservative Catholics --- I should say ultra-conservatives, especially (it seems) among those in Rome. It will be interesting to see if he survives the year. Many rightwing Catholics prefer the hellfire of the church as it was in the 1950s and prior. Many of us brought up in that culture know the true meaning of "nasty."

Quote: FrankScoblete

Pope Francis is making big waves among the conservative Catholics --- I should say ultra-conservatives, especially (it seems) among those in Rome. It will be interesting to see if he survives the year. Many rightwing Catholics prefer the hellfire of the church as it was in the 1950s and prior. Many of us brought up in that culture know the true meaning of "nasty."

Are you saying we may have 3 living Popes at one time or are you says "survives" as we may not?

It matters not whether it is a mortal sin or a lesser sin but only if you enjoyed the experience.

FleaStiff: Huh? I don't get your post. (Probably my fault.)