Dog Poker
September 23rd, 2014 at 1:27:21 AM
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A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table. This peaks his curiousity and he walks closer and sees cards and chips in front of the dog.
Then the next hand is dealt and cards are dealt to the dog. Then the dog acts in turn with all the other players, calling, raising, discarding, everything the other human players were doing. However none of the other players seemed to pay any mind to the fact that they were playing with a dog, they just treated him like any other player. Finally the man could not longer hold his tongue so between hands he quietly said to one of the players, "I can't believe that dog is playing poker, he must be the smartest dog in the world!" The player smiled and said, "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
Then the next hand is dealt and cards are dealt to the dog. Then the dog acts in turn with all the other players, calling, raising, discarding, everything the other human players were doing. However none of the other players seemed to pay any mind to the fact that they were playing with a dog, they just treated him like any other player. Finally the man could not longer hold his tongue so between hands he quietly said to one of the players, "I can't believe that dog is playing poker, he must be the smartest dog in the world!" The player smiled and said, "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
September 23rd, 2014 at 1:32:20 AM
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Every single post is a new thread.
Is this guy Neutrino's brother or something????? *facepalm*
Is this guy Neutrino's brother or something????? *facepalm*
Fighting BS one post at a time!
September 23rd, 2014 at 2:09:22 AM
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Quote: Beethoven9thEvery single post is a new thread.
Is this guy Neutrino's brother or something????? *facepalm*
There, fixed that for ya.
Casinos are not your friends, they want your money. But so does Disneyland.
And there is no chance in hell that you will go to Disneyland and come back with more money than you went with.
- AxelWolf and Mickeycrimm
September 23rd, 2014 at 3:14:08 AM
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Yeah, we are getting blasted here. What time do the mods come on duty?Quote: Beethoven9thEvery single post is a new thread.
Is this guy Neutrino's brother or something????? *facepalm*
September 23rd, 2014 at 3:15:43 AM
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I didn't even see any of his 8 posts until now, They must have been buried.Quote: Beethoven9thEvery single post is a new thread.
Is this guy Neutrino's brother or something????? *facepalm*
Good thing your back, I can rest easy.
and then there's Omaha
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
September 23rd, 2014 at 4:00:39 AM
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Yes, isn't he SWELLE?Quote: AxelWolf
and then there's Omaha
September 23rd, 2014 at 4:20:50 AM
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Quote: chickenmanYeah, we are getting blasted here. What time do the mods come on duty?
I knew I shouldn't have made that Rodney Dangerfield joke. I tell ya. :-)
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
September 23rd, 2014 at 4:28:43 AM
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Nah, that was a good one!Quote: 1BBI knew I shouldn't have made that Rodney Dangerfield joke. I tell ya. :-)
