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September 23rd, 2014 at 1:15:21 AM
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
September 23rd, 2014 at 1:24:33 AM
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Was that Rodney Dangerfield?
Rodney: "I tell ya. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants - she dropped her price"!
Rodney: "I tell ya. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants - she dropped her price"!
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
