May 13th, 2013 at 11:32:37 AM
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The West Virginia state "senate authorized a new casino in Franklin, a 721-person town near the Virginia border, earlier this month."
http://washingtonexaminer.com/mid-atlantic-states-brace-for-maryland-casino-expansion/article/2528098
Hard to find much info at all, I'm guessing 2014. Looking to draw from Charlottesville and Staunton VA I guess. When it opens, it will be the closest to me after my upcoming move.
http://washingtonexaminer.com/mid-atlantic-states-brace-for-maryland-casino-expansion/article/2528098
Hard to find much info at all, I'm guessing 2014. Looking to draw from Charlottesville and Staunton VA I guess. When it opens, it will be the closest to me after my upcoming move.
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May 13th, 2013 at 12:51:53 PM
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Quote: odiousgambitThe West Virginia state "senate authorized a new casino in Franklin, a 721-person town near the Virginia border, earlier this month."
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My dad was born in Franklin, 100 years ago. They didn't
get electric till after WWII. About as rural an area and
as hillbilly as you can get. I was there a few years ago
and its like taking a time machine back to the 1970's.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 13th, 2013 at 12:55:31 PM
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Bob, do they still have the front parlor furniture covered with plastic. Only removed for guests after the funeral ?
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
May 13th, 2013 at 12:56:57 PM
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Quote: BuzzardBob, do they still have the front parlor furniture covered with plastic. Only removed for guests after the funeral ?
Plastic? Furniture? You think they're rich folk?
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 13th, 2013 at 1:06:18 PM
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Don't tell me they can't even afford Mountain Dew for the baby's bottle ?
Shed not for her
the bitter tear
Nor give the heart
to vain regret
Tis but the casket
that lies here,
The gem that filled it
Sparkles yet
May 13th, 2013 at 1:12:17 PM
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Quote: BuzzardDon't tell me they can't even afford Mountain Dew for the baby's bottle ?
I think you are confusing the media's portrayal of "West Virginia" and "Redneck" and not the way things really are. Many probably consider Mountain Dew the stuff that's on the high grass in the morning.
May 13th, 2013 at 3:53:51 PM
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Quote: cclub79I think you are confusing the media's portrayal of "West Virginia" and "Redneck" and not the way things really are. Many probably consider Mountain Dew the stuff that's on the high grass in the morning.
If you're from W. Virginia, then Mountain Dew is moonshine.
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May 13th, 2013 at 3:56:39 PM
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I have relatives all over WVa and they are Redneck as
hell. They speak a foreign language, have mullet haircuts,
and drive rusty pickups.
hell. They speak a foreign language, have mullet haircuts,
and drive rusty pickups.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 13th, 2013 at 6:48:16 PM
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Women run fast in WV, so their brothers don't catch them.
I am a robot.
May 13th, 2013 at 6:51:02 PM
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Quote: onenickelmiracleWomen run fast in WV, so their brothers don't catch them.
Or the guy who introduced his wife and his sister,
and there was just one woman standing there.
We joke, but I know a woman, gone now, who
was from WVa and was repeatedly abused by
her father and brothers in the 40's. She never
got over it and was never good with sex the rest
of her life.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 13th, 2013 at 6:55:52 PM
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Why do they only teach Drivers Ed..on Tue and Thursday in WV?...because the need the car on Mon, Wed and Fri for sex ed.
May 13th, 2013 at 7:04:40 PM
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Quote: EvenBobI have relatives all over WVa and they are Redneck as
hell. They speak a foreign language, have mullet haircuts,
and drive rusty pickups.
Shortly after 911 a friend of mine took a business trip to Appalachia. On the road trip he noticed that a high percentage of road signs were knocked down in a particular area. He pulled into a gas station to get directions and asked attendant what was up with the signs. The attendant told him that they knocked the signs down so the terrorist couldn't find them.....true story
Each day is better than the next
May 13th, 2013 at 7:06:58 PM
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Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in West Virginia?
Because sheep can hear zippers a mile away.
Because sheep can hear zippers a mile away.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
May 13th, 2013 at 9:24:02 PM
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DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
May 13th, 2013 at 10:20:25 PM
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Q- Put 15 WV women in a room, and what do you have?
A- One full set of teeth.
A- One full set of teeth.
"I am a man devoured by the passion for gambling." --Dostoevsky, 1871
May 14th, 2013 at 7:11:26 AM
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Do you know how to tell a rich Ohioan from a rich West Virginian?
A rich Ohioan has two cars, and a rich West Virginian has eight...
A rich Ohioan has two cars, and a rich West Virginian has eight...
...sitting on cinder blocks in his front yard.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219